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1. |
Make Stuff
02:41
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Ayo tell me all about your plans this yeah
Hey hit me with the figures and the checks you clear
We gotta find another market up in here
In no time flat the Beefy brand could disappear
Ya hear? Am I making it so clear
Half the time I don't want people know I'm still here
The other half is jonesing for a mic and a cold beer
Meet right in the middle, watch me kill it with home gears
This all started with cartoons back in middle school
Needed dope tunes that I could make a movie too
From a young age took pains just to entertain
.fla saved then exchanged, started everything
Then started thinking I'm an MC
In actuality I wanted to be anything
So I just faked till I made it and it was hotly debated
Don't really think I'm the greatest
Just wanted something created
So the things that I do might be stupid
When I see something cool I wanna do it
So much I ain't learned or figured out yet
I got this power I'm just needing me an outlet
I just wanna make stuff
I just wanna make stuff
I just wanna make stuff
I just wanna make stuff
when beefy crashing down to earth than it's meatier
only reason I'm a rapper cause it seemed like it's easier
tell the truth just my excuse to get a boost to the stage
you telling me that I'm supposed to get paid
i probably shoulda asked
you can blame the media and all the things that inspired it
I would edit videos with programs that I had pirated
had no idea what I was doing, and today know I still don't
spending hours learning blender for the sake of a joke
yo
feels like I'm always picking up but never fluent
got this little voice inside of me that says I gotta do it
i don't wanna be the one that's sitting in the middle of a movement
imagine if I had this curiosity back as a student
I'd be me only greater
no dropout as my major
a cute adorable maker
ya see my name in the paper
have my neighbors in danger
cause we constructing a laser
so maybe send them a prayer
if not now they'll need it later
so come on
So the things that I do might be stupid
When I see something cool I wanna do it
So much I ain't learned or figured out yet
I got this power I'm just needing me an outlet
I just wanna make stuff
I just wanna make stuff
I just wanna make stuff
I just wanna make stuff
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2. |
Crash
03:15
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Never showing away
Operating 24 hours a day
and it's been a little while since I gave myself a diagnostic
used to be a balance but I don't remember when i lost it
watch em try to catch up and they need to adjust
When I just really wanna rev up and leave them in the dust
but i've been left to wonder if my specs are really stacking up
against a competition with a mission make me Daffy Duck
which is to say to fly off the handle
comparing them to me it's like you're holding a candle
in the middle of a hurricane, big up to the Mother Brain
thoughts and prayers are going to the flame, ok
Just one more round
Jet engine sound, it's about to go down
Unaffected by the gameplay
headed for a payday
kicking in the teeth, RIPs to the frame rate
i'm draining memory but I don't know how long I'm gonna last
running head first through the glass
and overheating on the dash
and to be honest only matter of time til you see me crash
crash
crash
crash
When I get all in my feelings and frustrate
I'm filled up to the brim and I'm in need of an update
replace me for a model that was newer and lightweight
without me, you would still be out there stuck with the mind games
an Ice age coming so I'm upping the temp
Next phase know I'm coming with a plug for the head
it's so Elegant we hide it at the base of the stem
and when you tune into the channel let the battle begin
All out yall, daylight we aint waiting for nightfall
fighting in a war for control of your eyeballs
A shield and the sword, I'm the one you adore
It's a mystery then why you choose to treat me so poor
Floppy it got hard, but now everything solid
ground floor homies know they made a hell of a profit
Established at the start it's looking clear that I'll be here to stay
I'll be the one that's still around and charging up your hearing aid
i'm draining memory but I don't know how long I'm gonna last
running head first through the glass
and overheating on the dash
and to be honest only matter of time til you see me crash
crash
crash
crash
turn of the century they thought that I would doom yall
but now I upgrade and restart before your zoom call
so Cheeky ain't I?
Machine learned AI
can't go back to not knowing what actor that cartoon was played by
could be doing it all alone
computing it on my own
and just for kicks
Imma play some tricks
Like pretending I don't recognize the microphone
fans you don't adjust
mix in with the dust
adding the heat that I been bringing in
you should be a gentleman
my regards to the firemen
i'm draining memory but I don't know how long I'm gonna last
running head first through the glass
and overheating on the dash
and to be honest only matter of time til you see me crash
crash
crash
crash
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3. |
Bret's Rope
02:19
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Dance
unless you ain't feelin it
not big on requirements, don't feel like getting militant
Trance
is the state that I be living in
keep it to myself like a gentleman, know that i make
Raps
and I'm one of the best at it
garbage that you spit like you rap like a meth addict
Fans
all in the palm of my hand
and they power this machine I hope that they understand
that without em I would be another jobber on the mat
just staring up at all the lights, with several seconds on my back
As quickly as I won it I could lose my only strap
cause if you put on any pressure I'm susceptible to tap
and that
maybe you just fell for a bluff
i see the math ain't checking out, you ain't no big pappa pump
I'm always masking up in public so I'm generating revenue
the only source i'm trusting are those boys from OSW
I just hit ya with the moves I know
rematch and they be all like nope
know I came for the smoke
but these guys are a joke
they all mid like they bret's rope
I just hit ya with the moves I know
rematch and they be all like nope
know I came for the smoke
but these guys are a joke
they all mid like they bret's rope
Not so much for yall through
don't wanna follow an idol
bipolar it up tomorrow
then be the shame of chicago
use your brain if in the mood, could be peaceful if ya settle down
a shame that there's so many people that I could be talking bout
Big game hunting - got enough to take a Rhyno down
can't say nothing - any day I may not be around
it could be painful if you misunderstand
I can't be in your boy stable I'm already the champ
I got my cards on the table I got nothing to lose
there ain't no regular allowed, she's needing premium dude
you can add it to my lore tell the poor they trust that
going on tour, aux cord and a bus pass
scream they want more, pour gore in a grudge match
thrown to the floor, bonjour to the thumbtacks
if I want my flowers I probably should be going slow
head to titan towers be like Mo, Mo, Mo
I just hit ya with the moves I know
rematch and they be all like nope
know I came for the smoke
but these guys are a joke
they all mid like they bret's rope
I just hit ya with the moves I know
rematch and they be all like nope
know I came for the smoke
but these guys are a joke
they all mid like they bret's rope
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4. |
Clap Back
02:44
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TGC energy
beefy t ya know he never made an enemy
complementary, and everybody friending me
except the rappers that i'm murdering ahead of me
Yo
I keep the blinders on
long strides and I come on strong
take the time to rock on when ya hear my song
too broad for the underdogs
could have been the one but your taste is rotten
spilling more tea than the shores of boston
should be against the law to remain this awesome
Im asking the judge "do you come here often?"
Yall know what time it is
Do you have time for this?
Beef Thompson the optimist
Warzone, but what if we kissed?
Kinda wish you would, it'll take one look
it be so good
smoother than snack pak
chillin in a backpack
hit em with a slap track
couldn't even clap back
ya know he couldn't even clap back
I heard he couldn't even clap back
never even clapback
sicker than the anthrax
funnier than jack black
never coulda top that
edit in a laugh track
making people chuckle everywhere that I go
limited in value cause I never leave home
boobytrapping places when I'm home alone
tell em all to go for broke
and leave a homie comatose
but that's not on me right?
I don't wanna chat and I value me time
But I can show love
close friends in a bear hug
feeling like a stud
and I just got a haircut
Placing your bets on the best of beef thom
confidence flex since I found my sweet spot
holding your breaths hoping I don't eavesdrop
never complex I just take that cheap shot
ya know I'm on it but my effort pretty low
couple dozen albums with a hundred more to go
found my only weakness to bring in in the sequel
and it's pinching old abuelas and they calling me mijo
Yall know what time it is
Do you have time for this?
Beef Thompson the optimist
Warzone, but what if we kissed?
Kinda wish you would, it'll take one look
it be so good
smoother than snack pak
chillin in a backpack
hit em with a slap track
couldn't even clap back
Yall know what time it is
Do you have time for this?
Beef Thompson the optimist
Warzone, but what if we kissed?
Kinda wish you would, it'll take one look
it be so good
smoother than snack pak
chillin in a backpack
hit em with a slap track
couldn't even clap back
couldn't even clap back
couldn't even calp back
clap back
clap back
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5. |
Need Boost!
03:45
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I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I got my eyes on the prize, and I take to the skies
bring all my opponents demise
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I see the haters get mad and they blame it on lag
while they see me go home with the bag
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
Man I just make it look quick while you driving a brick
and your teammates all think that I'm Siiiick
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
baby i'm over the top, I'm the one with the block
If you think that you're winning you're not
Yo!
Who's the holder of the MVP?
Look no further than the Beefy T
Beef Thompson, monster of the blocking
ain't no calculating all the goals that I be dropping
When I'm driving got an APB
engine revving but they can't see me
I'm rocking high on a rocket
seconds on the clock and they just can't stop it
you don't wanna pop off with this trouble
i'm the king of drop shot and of rumble
don't stop with the top squad when we talk shop
on the job got it locked and we humble
you can find me right there on the double
see a stacked Vee-Dub and they crumble
laugh last on a fast track when we crash back
but hey trash to react and they stumble
I've been at it for years
honing my craft with each patch and attacking my peers
so cavalier, now that im back in the action with my lucky rabbit ears
but let it be clear, the clout that im stacking im packing and wrapping in gears
gimme your cheers, i'll take all your snaps and clapbacks and trade em for tears
Even when it's my fault and it's my bad
always get a no prob man it happens
at least in a fanfic cause i'm fantastic
when I get me the sticks there's no slackin
with the kind of career that your man has
Like Roger I got me some big plans
rocket or rappping, they're lips they be flappin
im glad that im back to attackin
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I got my eyes on the prize, and I take to the skies
bring all my opponents demise
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I see the haters get mad and they blame it on lag
while they see me go home with the bag
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
Man I just make it look quick while you driving a brick
and your teammates all think that I'm Siiiick
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
baby i'm over the top, I'm the one with the block
If you think that you're winning you're not
My of my saves they be epic, my passes are savage
they call you a medic when I have advantage
cant take all the credit my crew above average
it's all copacetic we up for the challenge
Ordered to thrill when I'm passing these sentences
Holding to nil cause you can't go to negatives
victory chill it gets highly repetitive
take what we will and it's wildly competitive
want to take what it is at got you can take that strap put it on my back
I swear you'll hate when I take that shot and it just goes tap bouncing off your rack
Now we're just showing off, blasting across
entire fields while they giving applause
title revealing that I am a boss
your final stop and you're taking a loss
Roll in a Merc and ya see me play all three dimensions
with limited list to express my expressions
leading the way when we charging the heavens
and happily answering all your questions
like, who is the best that be doing it?
saving amazing and gracefully moving it
cementing the victories making em permanet
king of the hill and the winner of tournaments
dual screen get mean on a live stream
victory routine when ya beefy
this machine and me make a tag team
beat me you'll see in a daydream
I feel I been dropping these clues
but to sum it all up I ain't aiming to lose
flashing the news, they can't handle the truth
they ain't got enough credits to pay all them dues
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I got my eyes on the prize, and I take to the skies
bring all my opponents demise
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I see the haters get mad and they blame it on lag
while they see me go home with the bag
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
Man I just make it look quick while you driving a brick
and your teammates all think that I'm Siiiick
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
baby i'm over the top, I'm the one with the block
If you think that you're winning you're not
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I got my eyes on the prize, and I take to the skies
bring all my opponents demise
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
I see the haters get mad and they blame it on lag
while they see me go home with the bag
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
Man I just make it look quick while you driving a brick
and your teammates all think that I'm Siiiick
I need boost, I need juice
I need fuel that'll let me loose
baby i'm over the top, I'm the one with the block
If you think that you're winning you're not
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-Beefy-
not a tough guy, hit em with a muff dive
couldn't even really tell ya what it meant to be fly
never been the small fry, dim but used to be bright
children they were saying i don't wanna be like this guy
I don't really care, honestly i think it's fair
couldn't handle all my talent, be too much for you to bare
i don't think you'd ever dare, you don't wanna go to there
yo I been here for a minute but I ain't a pioneer
I've adapted and morphed and I've grown
and tried to pipe down with the stupid shit
But never forget where it is that I'm from
Hi my name's Beefy "The Lunatic"
Hey he a wide boy, better check the thyroid
never made a wise choice, even when at knife point
maybe i'm the decoy that ya meant to destroy
meanwhile whole time hiding on a asteroid
no doubt about it I was meant for this
Vegapunk Beef T built so different,
get an exorcist, i'm gonna twist these chicks
and I gathered up a whole bunch of consent for this
pulling you to shore when you feel adrift
I don't miss, head first like it's nfl blitz
environmental billing cause I'm paperless
I can't believe that somebody would pay for this
-Lex The Lexicon Artist-
Yeah I’m so tough and you might’ve heard
I could make the beat knock (*two knocks*) like I’m Heisenberg
I walk around looking like a nerd, but in my line of work
It’s just a cover to deter the entitled jerk
You’re really not my type so don’t try to flirt
You wanna buy me a shot? Well those are fighting words
Like Vaporeon I’m covered head to toe in acid armor
Stand back or you might get burned
I admit that it’s quite absurd
With the real and persona the line is blurred
Hiding deeper emotions that lie submerged
I don’t know where my soul is, I’m like a bird
Looking back at my past, in romances and classes
It’s rather transparent a crime occurred
That no matter in what circumstances
I just had to have it, and that was the final word
So here I am in my tough guy clothes
Anybody looking past it can suck my chode
There’s nothing back there but a scaredy cat
Hitching a ride in the cabin of the truck I chose
Go ahead and make fun of me,
Pick me up and cuddle me
I’ll never open up, if you’re picking up the subtlety
Tough guy, such lies, up high
With the world at my feet but a wall up in front of me
-Freeced-
Two cells swimming in the back of my brain
They each share half of the space that they're trapped in
Battered by the hand that snatched em away
I named them Ratchet and Clank
Two hands on the wheel, one splint on the wrist, one hospital visit
Ten toes in the custom shoes that I run for booze in, comical innit
I'll be on in a minute
Hold on—Mom—MOM—hold on
I'll be on in a minute
Sorry, just holding the trauma, you got it
One I, one U, one O in the middle
They're turning the frogs gay
And I am several frogs
They're turning the gods gay
And I am several gods
I think I'd like to smoke the pages of Leviticus
While watching television clips of all my favorite men that kiss
I know the look of prop weapons and this isn't it
Tell me if my barrel's pointed at you cuz it's been a bit
Stop acting like you always want something more
Cuz if you are a sponge I'll leave you riddled full of holes down on the ocean floor
Beefy said I can say dick in this
So suck my dick in this
And notice in our messages I never said to show me yours
I own two guillotines
One is for the rich
Then I got a little one for the next old man that shows me a close-up of his dick
But I'm just so happy-go lucky with a watch by Casio
That's how I know your days are numbered, Jack, you're just a cameo
-JoeyZ 64-
CATCH ME IN THE AFTERMATH
BLOODSTAINS OVER SHATTERED GLASS
BLUNT SMOKING OUT MY HAND
IN MY BATTLESTANCE
U SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME WHEN U HAD THE CHANCE
GOD OF THE CANCELLED PLANS
BACK AT THE CASTLE RIPPING MASSIVE DABS
YEAAAA!!!!!!
COLD TO THE TOUCH
THE YOUNGEST VETERAN U EVER SEEN
OLDER THAN FUCK
KNOWN TO SLAUGHTER ALL MY ENEMIES
THE COBRA IS CLUTCH
ALL CAPS, BOLD TEXT: "AYO, WHAT THE FUCK?"
LISTEN CLOSE & U CAN SEE ME WIN THE GAME WHILE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE LUIGI
BELIEVE ME
THERE'S LITTLE SENSE IN GETTING INVOLVED
THEY SAID "READY SET GO" & THEN I CLIPPED THRU THE WALLS
NEW RECORD!!
IT'S DO BETTER OR DIE
WEARING SUNGLASSES, A SKIRT & A SWEATER INSIDE
& MY BRAIN'S MAD BIG, U CANT MEASURE THE SIZE
& SO THE CROWN CANT FIT U
FOREVER ITS MINE
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7. |
Idiot
01:55
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2 in the morning, local village idiot
up two points 'gainst the democratic candidate
planet overheating but profits they ain't hot enough
no repercussions for confessions, ceo was streaming drunk
try to take from me when they can't go and get it
then report it to the cops, watch em take off with it
guess that's justice what I get, be a snitch, catch the wrong one
didn't need a jury, they already know the outcome
I'm big in the streets, i'm big on the beat, i'm big everywhere I go
gotta full house with a jack and a queen and a king, but holding out for Kaido
yes i know, I go for the gold, don't grow old, all hyperbole
hy-per-bo-lee? guess that's on me, my vocab always just been so so
got public schools to thank for the funds in the bank
got gas in the tank cause I'm fast on the break
that games that we'll make, where we master the bait
never been a debate, number one in the rank
take a ride with the whitesican
handyman arrived cause ya know that fix is in
my whole damn life turned to eleven
I am the prime male specimen
Or I'm an idiot
Or I'm an idiot
Bunch of idiots
I'm an idiot
I'm too pretty, dare somebody tell me otherwise
ain't it ironic when it's beef the one to pulverize
get em tenderized, what you marinating with?
beef and tan like david lynch was making beats for jason biggs
spend ya flying to the moon well I have half of mind
but you provide the alibi and you could be my valentine
didn't have an appetite, my plate you having half of mine
ya take it into overtime, i move along the storyline
I run for the poll, I go for the vote
but they never seem to call my name
passing the note saying beef is the goat
then look right through mr. cellophane
it on with the show, cuz that's just how it go
got bravado like a ric flair robe
fat old man flow on the microphone
gonna share that load so here you go
They be craving that leadership
rant and raving they needing it
pounding pavement repeating it
should be out there and getting it
never meant to be secretive
should of vet the affiliate
whole inbox i deleted it
fate be damned I'm an idiot
come on
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boot up, log on, headset strap on
virtual meeting with some people in the next room
beg your pardon, what's your problem
come on get excited you about to make a new you
In this Meta so much better
don't worry bout reviewers everything they say is too soon
let's just straight up get their data
Hope you bought the hardware cause we're not providing it to you
monetize and charge for every little breath that they consume
Make it so there's not a surface without advertisements they can view
And if we do our job right the sponsors gonna eat it up
promise that the real world is about to be irrelevant
future users numbers not important cause we made it up
This is The Future
that everybody wanted
that's what we had heard
from rumors that we started
don't know why you won't
let guards down and enjoy it
so funny, we know you're no dummy
scheme to make money, ya know we'll employ it
They ain't got the kinda tricks they used to keep in the bag
we already know as soon as we login we get ads
change the interface but it remains in the same place
all these bots already never really needed a face
tech behind it shaky but it's basically there
imagine every block in every town is just like times square
why they always wanna go and try to reinvent the interents
they made it all too just complex
I'm only here for cyber sex
got a problem houston, seems I can't get moving
since I tried side-booting up
Profits they been losing, capitol been schmoozin
regulations maybe loosen up
and you didn't even think when you clicked upon the link
we could track and sell your blinks
hope that you'll ignore it in perusing of your consuming
Tell the one in charge that Beefy said he's passing for a human
This is The Future
that everybody wanted
that's what we had heard
from rumors that we started
don't know why you won't
let guards down and enjoy it
so funny, we know you're no dummy
scheme to make money, ya know we'll employ it
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9. |
Burn It All
02:41
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imagine freedom meaning taking everything away
that children's book could be more harmful than an AK
that we should follow church until we quickly enter the tomb
but they to stop giving a shit when fetus exits the womb
we gotta live with them regardless
how you work with people celebrating that they heartless?
who's only goal to take us back to darkness
victimize and cry they didn't start this
uh huh
go on and blame it on the boogymen
same ones to shit they pants you seen the websites they been looking in
sinking ship and they've been burning all the lifeboats
tired of being the side that always gotsta take the high road
Ran it in the ground
they don't even hear a sound
when nobody else around
we should burn it all down
everybody get diseased
causing violence in the street
they don't even keep the peace
we should burn it all down
wanna go to war
what you fighting for
if everybody's poor
we can burn it all down
should be kicking down the gates
printing pictures of their face
giving everything it takes
when we burn it all
down
when we we burn it all down
down
they'll set up all their friends to take a fall
when you hit em with some empathy they see that as a flaw
knowing that the law only applies to all of yall
protocol, put their bodies on the wall, ugh
their followers just see it as a sport
they can lose an arm and leg if it means that they get a score
and it comes off like they don't know what the hell they're fighting for
when the shit all hits the fan your man is running for the door
Ran it in the ground
they don't even hear a sound
when nobody else around
we should burn it all down
everybody get diseased
causing violence in the street
they don't even keep the peace
we should burn it all down
wanna go to war
what you fighting for
if everybody's poor
we can burn it all down
should be kicking down the gates
printing pictures of their face
give it everything it takes
when we burn it burn it down
Ran it in the ground
they don't even hear a sound
when nobody else around
we should burn it all down
everybody get diseased
causing violence in the street
they don't even keep the peace
we should burn it all down
wanna go to war
what you fighting for
if everybody's poor
we can burn it all down
should be kicking down the gates
printing pictures of their face
give it everything it takes
when we burn it all
down
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10. |
Anything Goes
02:05
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No holds barred. no time limit
don't worry bout the ref because he won't be in it
fan, just admit it 'fore the beef get winded
brick boots get fitted, river bed revisit
you couldn't be the booker, just a rook that couldn't pick you fights
knew these dudes were yellow, when ya hit em watch em minimize
Want in a box inside a cage and they electrify
only making bangers with no interest to diversify
yell it from the roof tops so everyone knows
anything goes
anything goes
gonna make em shake so that everything shows
anything goes
anything goes
opponents getting soft better stay on they toes
anything goes
anything goes
get em with the flows know they dealing with some pros
anything goes
anything goes
rules are suggestions that were meant to be obliterated
I got there in-between your neck and shoulders, left em separated
lock and chains surrounding any coffin that ya store me in
then get you over here like the opponent for my scorpion
historians ya know ain't getting any rest
because it's stirring up the press like anytime that I undress
Cheated every test and then still tell ya I'm the best
And then just act like I don't feel like I'm depressed, yes
You ain't gotta soothe me, we gotta keep it moving
I pirated and downloaded my car and favorite movie
and truly, I can find most anything right under this ring
Call my homie Swoggle let him know what you need
Eyerock he wanna hand me a look
They don't wanna let you know about the land that he cook
I oggle like I'm Sanji or a far larger Brook, baby
LET
ME
COOK
plz
yell it from the rooftops so everyone knows
anything goes
anything goes
gonna make em shake so that everything shows
anything goes
anything goes
opponents getting soft better stay on they toes
anything goes
anything goes
get em with the flows know they dealing with some pros
anything goes
anything goes
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11. |
Click and Go
02:40
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I am the morning light
I hold a parasite
Got a tiefling in the crew that you don't wanna fight
Our Pally hit a smite
to Whet the appetite
for all the bodies that we gonna straight up loot tonight
go through desk and your drawers and open every crate
but if I'm gonna keep em all silenced I need to concentrate
hobble and we stumble and we trip on a trap
I ran into another orphan that I sent to the camp
I wanna hit the ground running and so we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
try to get me some loving and then we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
environments stunning but I just click go
and we click and go, and we click and go
The Absolute it is coming and so we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
Who be the Tav that be looking bad, they be strutting that they don't even care
Hunting mad Knolls because I'm a true soul, then I'm gonna make love to a bear
You sounding like an idiot, the proper term is illithid, and I might let it slay your mind
you could call me artistan the way I'm chopping gob-o-lins, i'll be the one to save mankind
flexing and the girls stare
brushing off the dog hair
petting cutie owlbear
optimizing footwear
making time for fanfare
by the gods we got there
made it thru the nightmare
now I need to leave here
Count the minutes till you're meeting your maker
then thank em and your lucky stars that I ain't left the creator
You would never guess, riches that I ingest
I don't care what's in your heart, I only care what's in your chest
maybe i know im special, inspiring heavy metal
rising up like my level, im making deals with the devil
the tactician be splitting the competition
some sketchy calls they were made but it wasn't all my decision
I wanna hit the ground running and so we click and go
yeah we click and go, and we click and go
try to get me some loving and then we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
environments stunning but I just click go
we click and go, and we click and go
The Absolute it is coming and so we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
Who be the Tav that be looking bad, they be strutting that they don't even care
Hunting mad Knolls because I'm a true soul, then I'm gonna make love to a bear
You sounding like an idiot, the proper term is illithid, and I might let it slay your mind
you could call me artistan the way I'm chopping gob-o-lins, i'll be the one to save mankind
flexing and the girls stare
brushing off the dog hair
petting cutie owlbear
optimizing footwear
making time for fanfare
by the gods we got there
made it thru the nightmare
now I need to leave here
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12. |
Filler Arc
02:53
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Beefy the Golden, he be the chosen one
and every simile they been thanking me for comparison
built a business at being bestestist here at poking fun
now I set my sights to destroy em just like a loaded gun
You always got em changing the channel with how you taking time
im Gonna have to set an example if you've been taking mine
And you can try to give me every little thing that ya got
try to sink it like a rock, I'm out here moving the plot
Forwards and back, you know where I stack
and If you, look to the max you know where I'm at
all these Opponents get clapped, a bit of a scamp
and we don't ever get gassed till story is wrapped
don't underestimate me brother, you can find me on the cover
like your boy was made of rubber, unaffected by your thunder
and with every power scale causing hell in the newsroom
backstory ain't the only way that I'm gonna move you
I can't stand you wasting all my time
You can skip it if you're so inclined
evil organizations I tear em all apart
I'm an MC on a journey, you just a filler arc
I've got hella better things to do
then spend another moment here with you
made it so clear that I have no counterpart
I'm an MC on a journey, you just a filler arc
My trajectory it was heavenly we was rolling strong
learned a lot of lessons I needed and I knew where I's going
seems we gotta pump on a lot of breaks since you came along
your chapter debut preview could be the one that you end it on
but I'm winning tourney, became the king, and then abdicate
defeat the ancient evil and had a baby to celebrate
fame is hard to navigate, adapt it to an anime
and have the fans say that they want it all today now ándale
But you don't wanna toe to toe with the status quo
You prefer to revert it to what's already known
not so wise to disguise it because your covers blown
you just want an excuse to show off some silicone
I'm clearly out of your reach
you could save me the speech
got what you never could teach
and you can follow a niche
I'll be grinding my teeth
out there leading the siege
so have your fun at the beach
I can't stand you wasting all my time
You can skip it if you're so inclined
evil organizations I tear em all apart
I'm an MC on a journey, you just a filler arc
I've got hella better things to do
then spend another moment here with you
made it so clear that I have no counterpart
I'm an MC on a journey, you just a filler arc
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13. |
Gates Wide Open
02:54
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rising tides lift the ships, but they at the drain
some rather let it sink away if they can't navigate
a new wave crashing promising to deconstruct
call me when your finished i'll be chillin in the pizza hut
they multiplying I liquify em like alex mack
i'm chainsaw charlie unboxing hosted by cactus jack
got a problem i'm here to solve em, remember that
hoping I come out of the back, give em an autograph
whatever to keep the peace
but it isn't a mystery I ain't needing a neckerchief
lighting all the fires then calling upon their parlor tricks
but what would you expect from a pack of performing narcissists
a superhero here to save the day
Getting fatherly if yall can't share it I'mma take away
but I don't really authority like I alluded to
and what the fuck do i know, pretty sure I used to do it too
Forget that I need the gates wide open
not dope, you coping and ya must be joking
A-game so golden and ya can't risk choking
everybody get along, here's hoping
Forget that I need the gates wide open
not dope, you coping and ya must be joking
A-game so golden and ya can't risk choking
everybody get along, here's hoping
so let em jerk off to naruto
yo they using their noodle
look at the numbers on google
killing us, frankly it's brutal
for a subgenre that would not be here without help from japan
clocking Several dozen hits all about one punch man, like god damn
I'm not hating that they're milking it
Only thing I hate is that my fat ass didn't think of it
And some of you been acting like there's been an eviction
When it's been like half a decade since you've been in the kitchen
we all know all You really want is the spotlight, be forthright
Most of yall would kill for that invite from fortnite
But it ain't coming And it probably never will
Everybody raging baby gotta tell em how you feel
all of em are avatars, you not getting the appeal
Unoriginal, generic, can't tell if anyone is real
Daddy coming through to wipe your tears and your mocos
Wrap around yourself the comfort you don't rap on your vocals
Forget that I need the gates wide open
not dope, you coping and ya must be joking
A-game so golden and ya can't risk choking
everybody get along, here's hoping
Forget that I need the gates wide open
not dope, you coping and ya must be joking
A-game so golden and ya can't risk choking
everybody get along, here's hoping
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14. |
Gonna Be King
02:31
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Since the east blue
never really bothered with the sweet, I got a meat tooth
disregarding any social order like it's see thru
Advanced observation, if I want I sneak a preview
gonna make ya seafood
be on my crew, you better be so funny
or be bout this money, or you ain't fit for the sunny
if I need you
then I'm riding to hell and back
straight into your habitat
direct as a treasure map
pirate even though i've never come across a torrent
changing every island when I hit the shore and then explore it
letting everybody know I'll be the king
only power that I'm caring bout is being free, peace
You can warm my throne
but when I get home
I won't be alone cuz
I do not fear death
giving all that's left
of this divine breath so
let the crowds all sing
and the laughter ring
i just know one thing
im gonna be king
Several billion berries making quite an impact
ain't got locks and chains on your fridge and it gets ransacked
facing yonkos making up half of all the landmass
Bounceman, know i get the first and last laugh
trying to find a traitor, maybe later, couldn't point em out
trusting every member of my crew like we on joint accounts
something funny? say something, I'm here to cut it up
makes you wanna roll I'll go to war with the government
I'll even hit em with an encore
hardcore. don't you know I'm homies with a cyborg?
and you can Laugh Tale that, to all you come across
at a loss, I swear to god im gonna be the final boss
and do it with a shrug and a grin
then pop ya right in the chin, that's when the battle begin
you can plan out every minute but I'm running in like Leroy
ain't above using a decoy
give it up for Joy Boy
You can warm my throne
but when I get home
I won't be alone cuz
I do not fear death
giving all that's left
of this divine breath so
let the crowds all sing
and the laughter ring
i just know one thing
im gonna be king
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15. |
Safe & Sound
02:45
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You were gambling on your dream
baby you can bet it all on me
And we'll make it work out
one way or another
and we ain't getting younger
too sweet
honey let me sweep you off your feet
gimme all your heart to keep
safe and sound
ya make me proud
and everything you do hereout
I'mma brag about
first and foremost, I do not deserve you
priorities right before got a reboot
interested in making you my whole world
telling everybody you're my game store girl
head over heels, it was love there at first sight
you were wondering is that big dude alright?
stammering and stuttering and sweating up a storm
but I had never ever met a girl like you before
but you had plans on pursuing an education congruent
with you working 2 jobs while trying to be a student
I told ya never I couldn't, more accurately I wouldn't
ambassador of the truant, you should know the score
small time wouldn't cut it anymore
got yourself a daughter that you're trying to be a hero for
and while you'd love my support, it isn't necessary
bought a beanie, moved to cheney, now we getting legendary
You were gambling on your dream
baby you can bet it all on me
And we'll make it work out
one way or another
and we ain't getting younger
too sweet
honey let me sweep you off your feet
gimme all your heart to keep
safe and sound
ya make me proud
and everything you do hereout
I'mma brag about
Everyday it wasn't always sunny
always running low on either time, space, or money
most of our apartments always seemed to be crummy
double sided candle, highest gear that we were always running
and we were both still young and growing up
back then I couldn't see all the walls that we were throwing up
just keep our hearts safe is what we had planned
But put em both together, let's see where we land
Happened to be feet first, teamwork
steer away from knee jerk, chill out in my t-shirt
and reflect on the fact that we got everything we wanted
your degree, we got careers, another baby girl that's hopping
on my belly all the time while she's yelling out "perfect timing"
all of this success are the results of all your grinding
I appreciate you letting me chipping in just a little bit
made a happy home and our daughters they get to witness it
You were gambling on your dream
baby you can bet it all on me
And we'll make it work out
one way or another
and we ain't getting younger
too sweet
honey let me sweep you off your feet
gimme all your heart to keep
safe and sound
ya make me proud
and everything you do hereout
I'mma brag about
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16. |
Your Friend
03:04
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say i got more to learn but they ain't telling
see me do a heel turn like i'm nate shelly
around the clock and I can't hold back
i said that I like playing games, i hope they like me back
rough housing is fun until they pop me in the nose
and then my daughter pointing out I shouldn't left myself exposed
pretty sure that you're the one that said you gotta stay on toes
that's when the karma came and got me, that's exactly how it goes
don't they know that I'm the one that's fully dressed in a hot tub
acting like the elderly and showing the bots love
feeling like a milhouse so I entered a cheat code
built just like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
These are just some things that my notebook said
promise that I mean no offense
baby you can blame it on the words
I'm a credit to the nerds
frankly I just wanna be your friend
again
These are just some things that my notebook said
promise that I mean no offense
baby you can blame it on the words
I'm a credit to the nerds
frankly I just wanna be your friend
end
I don't want a record label for a change in the zip code
I just wanted something I could yell in the intro
thank you very much for the income ya dispose
Dr. Beef E. Thompson, I'm the one with the big clothes
Never caring when I'm way off key
Be the Beef that I wanna be
I guarantee honestly if you deem to believe
you can count on me, oh mon ami
unless of course I choose the path of turning evil
know i Have a lot of mates when I be touching down in Heathrow
really proud about the time that I knocked down the ol' gazebo
yo with nothing but a hammer and a case of topo chico
bet
busting all the boundaries without breaking a sweat
of course im kidding cause my life it be as sweet as it gets
couldn't list all of my struggles cause I kinda forget
These are just some things that my notebook said
promise that I mean no offense
baby you can blame it on the words
I'm a credit to the nerds
frankly I just wanna be your friend
again
These are just some things that my notebook said
promise that I mean no offense
baby you can blame it on the words
I'm a credit to the nerds
frankly I just wanna be your friend
end
Brain rot everybody and then go for the kid
HitchBot had it coming and he knows what he did
Slingshot every zombie tries to step in the crib
I dont want em to get judgy on the way that I live
Like when superheros have a regular flatmate
Stealing tapatio cause they hating my hot takes
Act right, stanislavski gave you the tools
One bite, everybody knowing the rules
By Odin's fade, in the cheese tasting phase
we can look upon the carnage that we laid, be amazed
Ways I display I could rage for ages
Record profits always equal unpaid wages
Beef and Tanner coming through with back pay
way we cram it through it gonna give em a back ache
done with creeping, can you keep a secret
I said triple it and she said keep it
These are just some things that my notebook said
promise that I mean no offense
baby you can blame it on the words
I'm a credit to the nerds
frankly I just wanna be your friend
again
These are just some things that my notebook said
promise that I mean no offense
baby you can blame it on the words
I'm a credit to the nerds
frankly I just wanna be your friend
end
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Beefy Kennewick, Washington
Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more
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Lex makes dope albums. Here's one of them about the women of Attack of Titan.
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Freeced is a fresh new face in the world of a new wave of Nerdcore that will overtake the dinosaurs of old, but Freeced is cool because they appreciate dinosaurs.
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Check out the music of my cousin Joey Z64 or else he'll bully both of us
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Couldn't have made "BURNER" without the Nerdcore genre this man started. Love this O.G.'s exasperated take on the modern internet, and hope he hasn't given it up entirely!
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featured on Bandcamp Radio Jan 27, 2023
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