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about
I played Baldur's Gate 3 and had big feelings about it, so I made this nerdcore rap song about it. As one does.
lyrics
I am the morning light
I hold a parasite
Got a tiefling in the crew that you don't wanna fight
Our Pally hit a smite
to Whet the appetite
for all the bodies that we gonna straight up loot tonight
go through desk and your drawers and open every crate
but if I'm gonna keep em all silenced I need to concentrate
hobble and we stumble and we trip on a trap
I ran into another orphan that I sent to the camp
I wanna hit the ground running and so we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
try to get me some loving and then we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
environments stunning but I just click go
and we click and go, and we click and go
The Absolute it is coming and so we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
Who be the Tav that be looking bad, they be strutting that they don't even care
Hunting mad Knolls because I'm a true soul, then I'm gonna make love to a bear
You sounding like an idiot, the proper term is illithid, and I might let it slay your mind
you could call me artistan the way I'm chopping gob-o-lins, i'll be the one to save mankind
flexing and the girls stare
brushing off the dog hair
petting cutie owlbear
optimizing footwear
making time for fanfare
by the gods we got there
made it thru the nightmare
now I need to leave here
Count the minutes till you're meeting your maker
then thank em and your lucky stars that I ain't left the creator
You would never guess, riches that I ingest
I don't care what's in your heart, I only care what's in your chest
maybe i know im special, inspiring heavy metal
rising up like my level, im making deals with the devil
the tactician be splitting the competition
some sketchy calls they were made but it wasn't all my decision
I wanna hit the ground running and so we click and go
yeah we click and go, and we click and go
try to get me some loving and then we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
environments stunning but I just click go
we click and go, and we click and go
The Absolute it is coming and so we click and go
and we click and go, and we click and go
Who be the Tav that be looking bad, they be strutting that they don't even care
Hunting mad Knolls because I'm a true soul, then I'm gonna make love to a bear
You sounding like an idiot, the proper term is illithid, and I might let it slay your mind
you could call me artistan the way I'm chopping gob-o-lins, i'll be the one to save mankind
flexing and the girls stare
brushing off the dog hair
petting cutie owlbear
optimizing footwear
making time for fanfare
by the gods we got there
made it thru the nightmare
now I need to leave here
credits
from
Crash ,
released October 13, 2023
Written and Recorded by Beefy
Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by tanner4105
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