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A couple years ago during the lead up to PAX Prime, it was discovered that there was an invite on craigslist to an orgy for PAX attendees (kotaku.com/5623563/the-pax-nerd-orgy-needs-women - www.joystiq.com/2010/08/26/pax-nerd-orgy-no-longer-accepting-single-male-participants/ ). I thought it was only right to represent for these bold champions and discuss my future PAXXX plans.

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Been planning all year, been saving all week
We're gonna load up the truck and gonna head for the sea
I know who I wanna meet, I know what I wanna see
Ain't my first rodeo, you could say I've prestiged
Driving cross the pass, got my album on blast, and a cooler full of snacks
Maybe when we're done getting barrels of ass
We can take off our masks and maybe check out PAX

PAX is fun... but I came for the orgy (x4)


I gotta buzz for your Lightyear, whisper in your ear
There's a lot of dudes here, and they're drinking all the rootbeer
I can't stand it, putting down the pomegranate
Tell em that I'm trying to take this lady to another planet
And the four eyed stare really throwing my groove
They know that I don't approve, but they just don't wanna move
They wanna see Spartan Helmet Deep Fat Fryer
Put it in a bun while ya sing and I call it Oscar Mayer
Pole to hole ratio is expectedly wack
Are there more chicks in the back? Where's the manager at?
I'd like to file a complaint, but I don't need to stress him
I guess what I am saying is I think I learned a lesson
The people showing up ain't exactly Bayonetta
But they gotta a lot of hair so I guess I'll see ya later
Saw that someone pulled a camera so I'm out with a flash
Found a three day pass, man I'll see ya at PAX

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from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Vampire Hunter, released October 29, 2011
beat by tanner4105

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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