Adam lyrics coming soon, maybe, if I can locate them.

Harder than a boss fight, drinking too much last night
Makes ya think you got a mic but you're yelling in a Miller Light
And though it took some time, I drank enough that I was puking
Your brother grabbed my beer, I yelled "the fuck you think you're doing kid?"

You don't know me like I know me
My system has protection so don't play me like I'm Sony
Get out my face, your corny and I bet that your a phony
Matter fact middle school Beefy would have called you a Jabroni

And that's just the way I feel on booze
Nothing to loose, I'll beat up all of the dudes
And tell all the girls I love them, cause I do, that how I feel
Officer I wasn't driving, I let Jesus take the wheel, uh-huh
I don't know if I'll remember in the morning

Please correct me I'm wrong but I recall you made me horny
If you got some time to spare, I'd like a handful of your hair
And drop more fluids on you than an episode of Double Dare
Ambitions leave em bare and let the random people stare
Like it was twenty eight degrees and I was only rocking underwear
My eyes are barely working, I don't wanna crack another beer
It's almost 7:30, when the hell we getting out of here?

--I got places to be, I got things that I need
Did I bleed on my jeans?
I don't need OMGs, get me out of here please
They all have a disease so I'm down on my knees, praying

Jehovah please remove me from this house of hops and barley
If we're being honest I am getting sick of feeling gnarly
Stuck here with a schmuck and I could use a change of luck
With a hottie down to fuck not wearing pants like Donald Duck, amen

It's obvious I need a change in my ways
It's just been one of those days where I just feel the malaise
I think it might be a phase, if I get out of this haze
-Maybe I can be like Adam and just simply amaze