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The Future That Everybody Wanted

from Crash by Beefy

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The future is here and it's glitchy.

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boot up, log on, headset strap on
virtual meeting with some people in the next room
beg your pardon, what's your problem
come on get excited you about to make a new you
In this Meta so much better
don't worry bout reviewers everything they say is too soon
let's just straight up get their data
Hope you bought the hardware cause we're not providing it to you
monetize and charge for every little breath that they consume
Make it so there's not a surface without advertisements they can view
And if we do our job right the sponsors gonna eat it up
promise that the real world is about to be irrelevant
future users numbers not important cause we made it up

This is The Future
that everybody wanted
that's what we had heard
from rumors that we started
don't know why you won't
let guards down and enjoy it
so funny, we know you're no dummy
scheme to make money, ya know we'll employ it

They ain't got the kinda tricks they used to keep in the bag
we already know as soon as we login we get ads
change the interface but it remains in the same place
all these bots already never really needed a face
tech behind it shaky but it's basically there
imagine every block in every town is just like times square
why they always wanna go and try to reinvent the interents
they made it all too just complex
I'm only here for cyber sex
got a problem houston, seems I can't get moving
since I tried side-booting up
Profits they been losing, capitol been schmoozin
regulations maybe loosen up
and you didn't even think when you clicked upon the link
we could track and sell your blinks
hope that you'll ignore it in perusing of your consuming
Tell the one in charge that Beefy said he's passing for a human

This is The Future
that everybody wanted
that's what we had heard
from rumors that we started
don't know why you won't
let guards down and enjoy it
so funny, we know you're no dummy
scheme to make money, ya know we'll employ it

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from Crash, released October 13, 2023
Written and Recorded by Beefy
Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by tanner4105

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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