Just your average everyday tough guys doing tough guy raps. What of it?!
We'll fight you.
Because we're so tough!
lyrics
-Beefy-
not a tough guy, hit em with a muff dive
couldn't even really tell ya what it meant to be fly
never been the small fry, dim but used to be bright
children they were saying i don't wanna be like this guy
I don't really care, honestly i think it's fair
couldn't handle all my talent, be too much for you to bare
i don't think you'd ever dare, you don't wanna go to there
yo I been here for a minute but I ain't a pioneer
I've adapted and morphed and I've grown
and tried to pipe down with the stupid shit
But never forget where it is that I'm from
Hi my name's Beefy "The Lunatic"
Hey he a wide boy, better check the thyroid
never made a wise choice, even when at knife point
maybe i'm the decoy that ya meant to destroy
meanwhile whole time hiding on a asteroid
no doubt about it I was meant for this
Vegapunk Beef T built so different,
get an exorcist, i'm gonna twist these chicks
and I gathered up a whole bunch of consent for this
pulling you to shore when you feel adrift
I don't miss, head first like it's nfl blitz
environmental billing cause I'm paperless
I can't believe that somebody would pay for this
-Lex The Lexicon Artist-
Yeah I’m so tough and you might’ve heard
I could make the beat knock (*two knocks*) like I’m Heisenberg
I walk around looking like a nerd, but in my line of work
It’s just a cover to deter the entitled jerk
You’re really not my type so don’t try to flirt
You wanna buy me a shot? Well those are fighting words
Like Vaporeon I’m covered head to toe in acid armor
Stand back or you might get burned
I admit that it’s quite absurd
With the real and persona the line is blurred
Hiding deeper emotions that lie submerged
I don’t know where my soul is, I’m like a bird
Looking back at my past, in romances and classes
It’s rather transparent a crime occurred
That no matter in what circumstances
I just had to have it, and that was the final word
So here I am in my tough guy clothes
Anybody looking past it can suck my chode
There’s nothing back there but a scaredy cat
Hitching a ride in the cabin of the truck I chose
Go ahead and make fun of me,
Pick me up and cuddle me
I’ll never open up, if you’re picking up the subtlety
Tough guy, such lies, up high
With the world at my feet but a wall up in front of me
-Freeced-
Two cells swimming in the back of my brain
They each share half of the space that they're trapped in
Battered by the hand that snatched em away
I named them Ratchet and Clank
Two hands on the wheel, one splint on the wrist, one hospital visit
Ten toes in the custom shoes that I run for booze in, comical innit
I'll be on in a minute
Hold on—Mom—MOM—hold on
I'll be on in a minute
Sorry, just holding the trauma, you got it
One I, one U, one O in the middle
They're turning the frogs gay
And I am several frogs
They're turning the gods gay
And I am several gods
I think I'd like to smoke the pages of Leviticus
While watching television clips of all my favorite men that kiss
I know the look of prop weapons and this isn't it
Tell me if my barrel's pointed at you cuz it's been a bit
Stop acting like you always want something more
Cuz if you are a sponge I'll leave you riddled full of holes down on the ocean floor
Beefy said I can say dick in this
So suck my dick in this
And notice in our messages I never said to show me yours
I own two guillotines
One is for the rich
Then I got a little one for the next old man that shows me a close-up of his dick
But I'm just so happy-go lucky with a watch by Casio
That's how I know your days are numbered, Jack, you're just a cameo
-JoeyZ 64-
CATCH ME IN THE AFTERMATH
BLOODSTAINS OVER SHATTERED GLASS
BLUNT SMOKING OUT MY HAND
IN MY BATTLESTANCE
U SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME WHEN U HAD THE CHANCE
GOD OF THE CANCELLED PLANS
BACK AT THE CASTLE RIPPING MASSIVE DABS
YEAAAA!!!!!!
COLD TO THE TOUCH
THE YOUNGEST VETERAN U EVER SEEN
OLDER THAN FUCK
KNOWN TO SLAUGHTER ALL MY ENEMIES
THE COBRA IS CLUTCH
ALL CAPS, BOLD TEXT: "AYO, WHAT THE FUCK?"
LISTEN CLOSE & U CAN SEE ME WIN THE GAME WHILE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE LUIGI
BELIEVE ME
THERE'S LITTLE SENSE IN GETTING INVOLVED
THEY SAID "READY SET GO" & THEN I CLIPPED THRU THE WALLS
NEW RECORD!!
IT'S DO BETTER OR DIE
WEARING SUNGLASSES, A SKIRT & A SWEATER INSIDE
& MY BRAIN'S MAD BIG, U CANT MEASURE THE SIZE
& SO THE CROWN CANT FIT U
FOREVER ITS MINE
credits
from Crash,
released October 13, 2023
Written and Recorded by Beefy, Lex the Lexicon Artist, Freeced, and Joey Z64
Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by tanner4105
Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a
decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105....more
Freeced is a fresh new face in the world of a new wave of Nerdcore that will overtake the dinosaurs of old, but Freeced is cool because they appreciate dinosaurs. Beefy
supported by 31 fans who also own “Tough Guy (feat. Lex the Lexicon Artist, Freeced, Joey Z64)”
Couldn't have made "BURNER" without the Nerdcore genre this man started. Love this O.G.'s exasperated take on the modern internet, and hope he hasn't given it up entirely! Laurence Warner
