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Super Relatable

by Beefy

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Ayo what YouTube and Soundcloud and all the things It's your boy Beefy Just doing the things like you do em You know what I'm saying Ayo tell em how you living, son How ya living how living yo I'm living lap of luxury I'm housing several daiquiris My kids is on the honor roll and on the whole their odditties Good Lord ya know I love em, why my house is always jumping All the humans of the future they won't ever see it coming All the pizza I've been cutting, in my mouth that I've been stuffin Though I gotta hit brakes cause I don't wanna be a glutton Got no lovin for the punishment, pathway to embetterment Impressive I'm ingesting all the chicken though, you must admit I guess I shouldn't have it fried And my kids is probably thinking I'm the greatest man alive Responsibility and power always on a side Some forces far too foolish to divide I need to survive They'll need somebody who can reach high If that's all that I'm good for in the future that's fine Because I always feel surrounded by this loving feeling And life away from this place it never did feel appealing Well there he goes again being Super Relatable Was Beefy ever cool? Well that's highly debatable Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience and There he goes again being Super Relatable Was Beefy ever cool? Well that's highly debatable Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience Feel like I'm getting needy All the attention I've been seeking, I've been getting clingy Never creepy, at least I hope, Lord knows that I've been greedy All of your love is not enough but still I take it freely Being cheeky, just thinking, knowing what they would do to please me And I cherish it deeply, fill me up with pride completely And yo frankly yo I've been thinking this has been my meaning To dad is my destiny Very best in the industry Only getting the best of me Incredibly they still think I'm one of the dopest A mountain full of flaws and they pretending not to notice In fact I get defended in a manner so ferocious They protect me like a vaccine to a Covid diagnosis Long way of saying that they having my back And we all on that Family Share so I can know where they at I even get a little time to step away just to rap But yo those kids still need permission if they're wanting an app Yeah Well there he goes again being Super Relatable Was Beefy ever cool? Well that's highly debatable Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience and There he goes again being Super Relatable Was Beefy ever cool? Well that's highly debatable Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience And with that word from our sponsors out of the way Let's get back to our list of top 10 all time Pairs of Crocs At number 5 Men's Bogota Clog Now this is more of an outdoor, rugged type clog Now you may find this more outdoors When I wear mine
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Blathers wake up Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Ugh We no longer gotta frustrate We got updates, it's all good great We got frog chairs, we got cool gates Rhino looking like a strawberry shortcake Rolling up on a bunny, what's up Snake? Bare in mind before ya think of travel here Currently we only really growing apples dear But you know the Able sis keep ya boy in the drip Own two each fit, every color I get Seasonals I don't skip, and I leave a fat tip Lucha mask constant cause it's my favorite Every renovation I bankroll and I've paid off every bank loan Those Nook boys got in a pay phone, it looks real dope if I don't say so Would look good in my yard with genuine pieces of art Could a fox make me a mark? If it was fake I don't think I could tell it apart Maybe i should restart But I got so many bells that I make cathedrals envious Crawl back day 1 to the emptiness And the squad I got is the friendliest Jump back I don't need that Got my head in the clouds and my feet flat Gonna be best friends with a bobcat Got a visitor I'm making first contact Rasher, stop that What I'm trying to say is that I get so paid That I can put a whole sack of duckets in the ground Watch you jump and cheer and laugh and cry At the wonder-tree that you just found Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Sliding up on my Switch friends Private jet, would y'all get in My bells look tall like Big Ben Got filthy rich so I'm Pigpen But y'all been working for peanuts Got apple trees and I'm genius My hood's chopped, I got good blocks I got wood stock like I'm Creedence Envious breeder feeling sad to know me Bells stacked so heavy need a bag of holding I'll nab black widow, no arachnophobia The baddest OG, that's what Blathers told me There's lots of gifts I never got for Christmas So I BAP BAP BAP, sling shots for riches If you're talking to me and it's not for business I'm a Tom Nook loan: I got no interest My bells real long, they tubular Don't pay to play, I play to get paid KK? All my dawgs is troubadours And I never vacate the vacay, I stay, ay Shop stay stocked with lots of items Daily deals, I've got to buy em My dino bone display extreme If they're disagreeing then I fossilize em Pillaging my villagers from distant isles I got 11,000,260 miles Sherb surely dope, I'm gonna risk a smile Looking like a goat, guess it fits my style Wallet so fat got it taking heart meds I'm all ranked up like a major sergeant I don't take aim at a trailer park I just drop more change on the same apartment Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Breathe, stretch, shake Another night and I’m up late Gulliver lost his communicator parts again, oh, just great Come through we got cherries here And I’m paid up So the end is near Can’t play till after 6 so I might just have to switch hemispheres I’ve done it all, and I didn’t fail Put Godzilla in a prison cell Still spending bells You don’t like me? Take complaints up with Isabelle Got a park and a arcade….. I been working on it all day….. And my furniture is high grade So Don’t worry bout what I paid… Basketball courts And a cafe, Get my friend code and fall through, Bring some of those cosmos, stick around for the pyro So visitors get familiar With the layout and the villagers I been building this since quarantine Guess I never really been a finisher But one day- I’m a fix mine when they let me let me get more inclines And a bigger museum So Blathers can help me get enshrined I'm a bellionaire Mega Ran been the man around these parts I bury my bells on Beefy’s island In case I have to hit Restart Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire Private island you can catch me there Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire KK chillin in my town square Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire Few weeks off, roaches everywhere Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare I'm a Bellionaire
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Expectations 03:55
Oh my God I'm so excited for the next Marvel movie Regardless of which just the next one I'm so excited But what if it does to me what Spider-Man 3 did to me and I drove to Portland to see it with a bunch of friends and It was so bad We spent the car ride home making Stan parodies being like Dear Spidey, it's been so long and you still ain't webbin Is it too much to hope Been addicted to getting excited for upcoming things I dig I've been getting so hyped for the things I like Ever since I was only like a little kid Superheroes on my TV every weekend when I'm seven Wishing I didn't have to wait just skip ahead like David Tennant Bad reviews ya couldn't send it cause we didn't have a Reddit Lame and I would just be tempted make it Quake like Chole Bennet and It means that bang for that buck We didn't have much I'll cry if it sucks yo Movies and such, whats packed in my lunch Anticipations, I'm going so nuts From the things that I see on the big screen Driving at 16 Favorite band's CD Getting so excited for the weather that'll greet me Or the console that I'll plug in my TV When the things you love they're testing all your patience There's nothings better when they meet those expectations Everybody wanna make ya feel like you don't wanna keep your hopes too high but Every so often ya gotta place your faith and trust in an exciting lineup Ain't nobody on the outside even really gonna understand the kick you're having Highs and lows and the pains and the joys in hopes that they can stick that landing Sometimes I feel I've been tested By the emotions that I've invested In time you learn all those lessons But when it's worth it, it's such a blessing Getting everything that I could wish In bliss whenever I don't shake my fist In attempt to be rapping like a scientist Kinda figured I should give you all a top 5 list Number 5 could have been number 1, okay And it goes to the very first show that I played Shark Bar was amazed at the friends that were made Opened doors that I still use to this day Number 4, Spidey flipped in and he ganked Cap's shield And the movie came out, it was dope, I was thrilled Number 3 couple Gs that I paid for my PC Knocking on wood but it's still so lovely Number 2 was the love that I made with my wife It changed every single part of my life, it was nice Number 1 the results of the actions of 2 Olivier baby so damn cool My hopes so high, expectations were set Could it possibly beat what has been in my head But some things surpass and exceeded it Filled me with hope back when I really needed it Everybody wanna make ya feel like you don't wanna keep your hopes too high but Every so often ya gotta place your faith and trust in an exciting lineup Ain't nobody on the outside even really gonna understand the kick you're having Highs and lows and the pains and the joys in hopes that they can stick that landing Sometimes I feel I've been tested By the emotions that I've invested In time you learn all those lessons But when it's worth it, it's such a blessing Bang on release day, feeling the heatwave I might even start me a TikTok I'll take me a remake, watch it get replayed When it hit on my soul like a beat drop When it comes to this feeling, they can't defeat me Automatic target is the chart top And I'm taking it easy, caring so deeply Gonna be the same til my heart stops What they're offering in marketing can often be disheartening They're promising to put me the zone But they often can't deliver any more than just a sliver And the hatred we all feeling makes me never feel alone And I don't be the one to try to focus on the negatives But if we're pointing fingers then they're going to executives And if a piece of art can rise on up and defeat that I'mma champion forever and ya better believe that When the things you love they're testing all your patience There's nothings better when they meet those expectations Everybody wanna make ya feel like you don't wanna keep your hopes too high but Every so often ya gotta place your faith and trust in an exciting lineup Ain't nobody on the outside even really gonna understand the kick you're having Highs and lows and the pains and the joys in hopes that they can stick that landing Sometimes I feel I've been tested By the emotions that I've invested In time you learn all those lessons But when it's worth it, it's such a blessing Uh ya know I'd say maybe like a 3 out of 5 Ya know Maybe maybe a 6 out of 10 I don't know if that Does that I'm not a math guy Does that convert I don't know ya know it's fine It's fine It's alright I like it It's not great
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Good Dude 02:32
Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah Ayo it's so drastic, don't worry about the schematics I'm a human being primarily made of microplastics More artificial than man, by popular demand I'm back Private plane miles tuned in on this track Easiest way to keep my giant freakin' head in the clouds I'm never turning pro so now you hear me ending the doubts Shin-she shin-she I'll put that thing in your ear It ain't no secret, that's my goal for my entire career Ya know I used to think my skin it stored a mild disorder You wouldn't think that I have family from south of the border yo Maybe I'm adopted, I'm supposed to be shorter I swear to god mom, I'll call me a lawyer And now I'm punching like America with focus and clarity Always seem to find myself exactly right where I need to be Ain't no traveling through stars to find an altered identity Call me Beefy, I'm kind of a rarity Very rarely am I ever seeing red, dude Never made it underground, I needed head room My success has always been so understated Because if you're out there hearing this then I've already made it Yeah Think of things I could have done for the limelight Evil isn't real, it's just remarkably lifelike So if I'm bouncing out then you know that it's too soon I just hope you're saying yeah that Beefy's such a good dude Biggest in the game but never threatening Dozen flights of stairs they see me trembling Bent up and I'm wheezing like accordian yo I just wanna get some chips and watch the Mandolorian But maybe I'm just asking for too much yo Wishing for more wishes, filling up on the free lunch Start a revolution well you don't need to tease us Supreme Court's in a session ruling on these nuts Leeches, preaching that they living for Jesus Akimbo shotguns dual wield by a fetus The future is secured for when their storming those beaches yo But check the couch cushion for a raise for the teachers I think I wanna rest for a while I'm pretending like I'm living like a sweet summer child Another ruling 'nother shooting 'nother victim 'nother trial Breaking news, all I muster is that's wild I'm dead inside But Yoda got me rooting for rebellion I'm feeling like I'm just another voice within a billion So I've been known to focus on the findings that are really fun Beefy poke his head around the door Yo are ya winning son Very rarely am I ever seeing red, dude Never made it underground, I needed head room My success has always been so understated Because if you're out there hearing this then I've already made it Yeah Think of things I could have done for the limelight Evil isn't real, it's just remarkably lifelike So if I'm bouncing out then you know that it's too soon I just hope you're saying yeah that Beefy's such a good dude
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Aquaculture 03:17
Welcome back (welcome back) Now's your chance (now's your chance) To heed advice And get you leveled and advance yo Aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave But another terrible character I might just go insane But that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano But you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no Invading info Innovative intro Incredibly incognito You'll need your payment info And you can't get that until you've grown at least to level 5 Can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die Ayo that's wack Why you gotta build your guy like that? Got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along And darlin' that's a fact We got that Northern, got that White Leg, Giant Tiger Prawn Sea cucumbers we've got numbers and they sing along You run the fishery The aquaculture nursery You're not taking it seriously We kinda need your currency friend Uh that is to say Uh why not, instead of focusing on those late-game stats You focus more on the No Ok, nevermind You should think twice 'bout your stats You took no points in traps But your sex appeal is maxed I don't even know what it's in the game for Maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4 Bundled it with Recore, wasting all my time for Me to write this report, busting up my keyboard Cause I don't know what you're doing Yo your whole vibe I'm not fluent If you're the crustacean student Our reputation is ruined And I can't handle it, manage it Your failures so elaborate Business plan so immaculate And your dumbass couldn't handle it All ya gotta do is click that shrimp It'll run that script, it'll count them chips You don't gotta use a fist Wanna give a little kiss And I got another hint Wanna find out what it is Yo you can unlock a lightsaber None greater neighbor, what to ya think Maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink Pathetic We got that Northern, got that White Leg, Giant Tiger Prawn Sea cucumbers we've got numbers and they sing along You run the fishery The aquaculture nursery You're not taking it seriously We kinda need your currency friend You gotta click that shrimp You gotta click that shrimp Click that shrimp baby Click that shrimp, you gotta Click that shrimp baby Click that shrimp, I know you Click that shrimp baby Click that shrimp, why don't you Click that shrimp baby Why don't you click that shrimp We got that Northern, got that White Leg, Giant Tiger Prawn Sea cucumbers we've got numbers and they sing along You run the fishery The aquaculture nursery You're not taking it seriously We'll never get your currency, man
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BDG Energy 04:33
Brian David Gilbert A man so charismatic a single first name could not wish to bare the weight of so much charm But how can we use his teachings to better our own lives Today we unravel how to sap the life essence from an Internet Personality I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I've been unraveled of sorts It's time to get good at darts The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got my Saturday Shorts Know all the dangers of jorts My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks What does he do? But more importantly yo how does he do it? We can attack it like a science but I'm not very fluent But I know that it's important and that we ought to pursue it Secrets out there in the atmosphere and we never knew it It would be easy to say that's it's just video games But I've been milking that cow for years, it don't hit the same Clearly it's just something easy that we're missing Surely it's can't be as simple as little bit of listing, right (right?) But what if that's it exactly And maybe there's a way I can convert that to my rapping A way that I could channel it for any occasion And that's why I've created this equation If I just make a list of all the things he's made that I like And then convert those into rhymes I could relay through a mic And then submit those to the masses through the medium of tubes I should amass and calculate a ton of views Dudes I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I've been unraveled of sorts It's time to get good at darts The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got my Saturday Shorts Know all the dangers of jorts My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks Yo Searching for the greatest you don't gotta look far They're gonna swallow all their sadness good thing Iona Bar And if I gave you a tour, I'm probably watching some Thor With all my roommates out the house and with my pants on the floor Ayo these other poke-rappers I don't think they a fan of us Look good from so many angles I need multiple cameras Make it really really subtle I'm a fan of the cannabis Also check the fingernails, baby, they looking fabulous You don't wanna know how I obtained this dope herdy gerdy Beware of the sixth day of the fifth month of the year 2030 And if you wanna buy a bed I got one that isn't dirty And you wanna be a baker then you gotta convert me, ya heard me? I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I've been unraveled of sorts It's time to get good at darts The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got my Saturday Shorts Know all the dangers of jorts My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks Man, I must be doing something wrong Regurgitating things I like may not be how to write a song Piggybacking on existing content can be nice What if the energy I'm looking for it came from my own voice? What if he's just by my side like a running mate Maybe I'm Nami with money to navigate Forgetting numbers and figures to isolate Maybe I'm something that people would celebrate Broaden horizons and alter my point of view Relate to others and things that their going through Temper the love and the fame that I come into Still hold the reign, number one in the interview Take off the mask like retiring luchadors Getting em thirsty, dehydrated Ganondorf Working so hard to be something you're looking for With no persona would anyone still adore? Talking about something else like a metaphor Gauging reaction like checking the temperature Nostalgia is something this people still screaming for F it, the Internet loves what it's seen before But maybe it's not enough to simply catalog the details of the things that I like And present that as art. Maybe the art comes from my own unique viewpoint And the popular references that have influenced this persona that I've presented to you. And maybe my aim should be to strive towards carving my own path And creating my own references that may one day shape the art of someone in the future. But that hook real fuckin catchy though. Tanner Hit it I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that brian david gilbert energy I've been unraveled of sorts It's time to get good at darts The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got that Brian David Gilbert energy I got my Saturday Shorts Know all the dangers of jorts My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
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Tanner cook me up a hot one Add a bunch of filters, make me sound like Johnny Rotten ADD A FEW GUITARS? Well I kinda think we oughta JUST A COUPLE MINUTES I appreciate ya brother so The other day we had posted up our tunes And I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT Yea I know it KINDA STUPID And I tried to just ignore it and I kinda fuckin blew it But These people say I'm in a pocket This a joke 'bout how there's not that many women that would rock it Cause I'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING What they saying? IT APPEARS THAT THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING Like my raps are all the same NOT EXACTLY What they mean? TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW They don't like my flow Like my attitude or how I rock it at a show I'll be honest it's shaking me Don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me But this isn't so savory Anyway, Tanner, where did you go I DON'T KNOW Wormhole JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO And then a being did appear as a vision She had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position And then she whispered Welcome to my dimension Beefy Holy shit Welcome to my world listen up cause I’m talkin This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite And I can give you answers you need but don't you drop it Oh no aw shit Wait what’s wrong? I don’t have enough pockets! I’m not trying to come across out of pocket But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets Of ideas to get you back on the market Just try it, don't knock it Cause you’re gonna love it Just hold on to my every word Written on this docket Why do you keep stoppin I told you to rock it If you’re hangry then eat a Snickers Or a Hot Pocket Bitch Yo what the hell is this It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit Everything smells just like piss Who's been in my biz And sniffing up all of my piss covered shit? What the fuck Someone wanna come in and knock on throne But could never just leave me alone So I throw them a bone like a K9 Shook but I stay fly Look like the same guy I do not know why Maybe I'm Warrior, he's like the Renegade I cloud be president, he could be running mate Feel like I'm being played Should I eliminate Is it weird that I kinda wanna penetrate Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude Ended up here from a chick with a space tube If true, that's bigly news You talk like that here? Yeah you should too Ew Never had fans and I never did shows But I think it's because they all envy my flows Cause I can do anything, sound just like anyone Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1 K Got to get back to my home Gotta get out of this zone Before I go I gotta know Why you hostile if we're the same bro Oh See all those things that you got on your pants Like two on the sides and two cover the ass You talking bout pockets? Yeah, we don't got that No pockets That's nonsense I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it Here we go I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it There’s no way that I could stop it I just rock it from my pocket, yo I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it Here we go I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it There’s no way that I could stop it I just rock it from my pocket, yo I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it Here we go I’m in my pocket In my pocket, I’mma rock it
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Bardcore 02:04
Give em what they asking for But they always wanting more BARDCORE Even if a last resort Hit em with a master course BARDCORE Holder of fantastic lore Work em like a matador BARDCORE Bardbarrian kick in doors Come on let me hear them roars BARDCORE Coming through ya know I'm aiming for the windpipe While I'm using mine because I'm rocking such a big mic Roast ya with lyrics that's 'gon be leaving ya crispy If you're gonna fire back well then ya better not miss me The dual class, kick ass, product of the homebrew Burst on the scene like a stage, check 1 - 2 Is that what you rolled dude? oh what is you gon' do When I animate an object and I run it right through you Ya know I throw a feast for the heroes, filling up on the meatloafs Level up got no equals Like we playin with cheat codes They get heat stroke And the danger sense will tingle if we need to swing out But I was cursed to always be tone deaf I Moneyball'd it baby, gotta trust in the process I learned to spit a verse that could magically impress But rather let the rage fill the space till ya face death Give em what they asking for But they always wanting more BARDCORE Even if a last resort Hit em with a master course BARDCORE Holder of fantastic lore Work em like a matador BARDCORE Bardbarrian kick in doors Come on let me hear them roars BARDCORE And you know he's never working alone He's gotta bardificer in his corner, he's strong With miraculous gadgets, producer of tactics He's laying out a beat to put them haters in caskets And he can always seem to take a number of actions Striking a balance, creator of classics Two bards on a quest to save lives Giving equal time to both fights and stage dives And never shy away from spotlights With the good vibes, better hide ya housewives Brawling sometimes, take this advice By the encore better say your goodbyes Newer lands never been there before Gotta come once again when we rollin on a tour Got a body of war with a face you adore Baby bard to the core, let me bard you some more Give em what they asking for But they always wanting more BARDCORE Even if a last resort Hit em with a master course BARDCORE Holder of fantastic lore Work em like a matador BARDCORE Bardbarrian kick in doors Come on let me hear them roars BARDCORE
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Hype Train 02:53
Lining up, we at the gate Want a ticket, gotta pay Packing in so happily On your feet, can hardly wait On our way to celebrate Pressed against the window pane Know I could but won't complain All aboard the hype train Y'all done crept inside my brain All aboard on the hype train But if you're gonna play than I want to play too Yeah I been hearing ya croon, so if ya make me some room Know that I'd like to come through Don't wanna be so out the loop that it's my name on the tomb Throw in my sixty bucks into it homie I can consume Now don't mistake for somebody chasing numbers Frankly I could give a damn about like every single buzzword Promise that intentions they never really stem from evil Finding in my isolation kinda wanna talk to people But still kinda don't It's often I wanna ghost I know that's not really dope Keep promising that I won't So when something finds the thing to pulling me in To my chagrin That's when i try to find the time to chime in But like Am I follower? A market bottom dollarer? Could i be the bad guy like Iraqi Sgt Slaughterer? Horse is in the grave but have we got enough out of her? World is only big as I can fit in my monitor Lining up, we at the gate Want a ticket, gotta pay Packing in so happily On your feet, can hardly wait On our way to celebrate Pressed against the window pane Know I could but won't complain All aboard the hype train Y'all done crept inside my brain All aboard on the hype train But if you're gonna play than I want to play too Y'all done crept inside my brain All aboard on the hype train But if you're gonna play than I want to play too I y2k-proofed my PC Beanie Babies in a storage unit til I'm knee deep Szechuan packets that I had to pull out of the deep freeze Watched a documentary about em on my 3D- TV, easy to let a thing get repossessed Sacrifice you make when you stay sharper than the cutting edge If I ain't hearing rumbling there's no fear What's the point of Bitcoin when it's been out for a year Least that was my feeling back in 2010 or close enough, yo Falling out the loop may be another part of growing up But it's the part I'm hating and I'm thinking of abandoning yo Crystal balling awesome is the part that's always challenging The part that's always maddening, I'm failing at balancing Yo speaking of it honestly it's more akin to gambling The FOMO drove me loco, I'm not wanting to miss that Could the latest of releases be the thing that could fix that Lining up, we at the gate Want a ticket, gotta pay Packing in so happily On your feet, can hardly wait On our way to celebrate Pressed against the window pane Know I could but won't complain All aboard the hype train Y'all done crept inside my brain All aboard on the hype train But if you're gonna play than I want to play too Y'all done crept inside my brain All aboard on the hype train But if you're gonna play than I want to play too
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Radiant 03:16
Beefy tanner4105 Ayo shout out to Brando Sando Branderson Sanderson yo Life before death Life before death Strength before weakness Strength before weakness Journey before destination (woo) Journey before destination (woo) Respond immediate Always defeating it I'm not afraid of it Baby I'm radiant Life before death Life before death Strength before weakness Strength before weakness Journey before destination (woo) Journey before destination (woo) Respond immediate Always defeating it I'm not afraid of it Baby I'm radiant Running all day with this bridge on my back I'm just living die, still they overreact And just wait till the day that I get me my shards and yo I'll be the axe hound just running the yard Feeling bizarre, breath in the storm Coursing with power like never before And I never bored When the windspren they fly with me Get me lightweaving and change my anatomy Don't need a soulcaster I do it so natural Capture your heart now you're all in my fabrial Dalinar tactical, way less dramatical Burn it all down, oh my god, he's an animal Get me them spheres and then I'm taking care of this Spren is a spear and I'm tearing up carapace Always wash hands and take care of those bandages Knowing a surgeon can have its advantages Turning that black into white sand Ladies feeling me up with they safe hand Like aw damn, but I stay quick, and y'all airsick, And I'm the Lopen What up gacho, ya got moss bro? Have you seen Lift? Where my lunch go? We got Odium scramblin I'll beat his champion Shame what had happened to old Taravangian Life before death Life before death Strength before weakness Strength before weakness Journey before destination (woo) Journey before destination (woo) Respond immediate Always defeating it I'm not afraid of it Baby I'm radiant Life before death Life before death Strength before weakness Strength before weakness Journey before destination (woo) Journey before destination (woo) Respond immediate Always defeating it I'm not afraid of it Baby I'm radiant The way Adolin loving his clothing same way I be loving these bars Unfortunately I traded up my sense of humor For mountains and mountains of scars I'm plated in shard know that I'm going hard I'll make you a fool in a duel like en garde I'm knowing my anger is real and I'm feeling the Thrill But my past it may tear me apart, yo I'm in the dark But the next step is the best step All of my pain and my regret No he can't have all of that yet I'mma be best, I'mma make change Maybe Gods dead, I'll be ok yo I'm in good company labeled with heresy I didn't trust aredents really that much anyway Singers and Listers hear me out We got a few Rhythms to figure out Honorspren play hard to get but I think in A pinch I can get em to come around Better be ready for anything Sadeas troops or the risk of a Chasmfiend When I'm in the zone I'm never alone Flamespren cover my microphone Life before death Life before death Strength before weakness Strength before weakness Journey before destination (woo) Journey before destination (woo) Respond immediate Always defeating it I'm not afraid of it Baby I'm radiant Life before death Life before death Strength before weakness Strength before weakness Journey before destination (woo) Journey before destination (woo) Respond immediate Always defeating it I'm not afraid of it Baby I'm radiant
13.
BBEG 03:43
Hahaha you fools The humble merchant that you thought you knew was but a ruse It is I, Lithanduroth And the final damnation is here You got a party? that's funny Like you been invited to any Of infinite numbers you're counting to 20 With all your mercenary work irregular as a leap year Without me I don't even think you people would be here I'm just cruising the counties and causing collapsings of fortunes And I'm leveling cities, suppressing opponents endorphins And I'm slaughtering heroes and processing dozens of orphans Convinced you of my unimportance, it's such a performance Could you would you ever believe that it could be me NPC you met at level 3 That was secretly a wizard that could look in your dreams a million HP The BBEG Who's just weighing down with counterspells while all of y'all brainstorm yo Taking out your dwarf and half-orc with a claymore If ya think I ain't the main event that all of you came for I'm 7 feet tall, 13 in my dragon form I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Go round get lethal, it's all illegal Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Go round get lethal, it's all illegal Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful Big Bad Big bad evil I'm always dressed to the 9s, but AC always much higher Charisma that you can't admit you admire And if you say I'm hard to look at know they'll call you a liar yo Baby I'll make sure your body don't just burn with desire Also with fire Please understand your only seeing the worst of me, there's an Entire kingdom that all basically worship me And yo really do you seriously wanna take away their deity Surrender to me peacefully I promise I'll go easily, and That ain't an offer I can promise in the future Please don't try to be some hero with some asinine maneuvers You know there's only one result if all y'all itching to fight And your friends don't wanna see your pretty head on a spike Am I right On second thought that's sounding good to me Barricade the doors What a lovely opportunity, now There's this little ritual to open up my paradise And to get the portal up we're gonna need a little sacrifice I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Go round get lethal, it's all illegal Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Go round get lethal, it's all illegal Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful Big Bad Big bad evil I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Master plan is oh so simple Blood and guts just wet that whistle Split whole damn armies right down the middle I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Master plan is oh so simple Blood and guts just wet that whistle Split whole damn armies right down the middle And I'm loving it Demon familiar and I summon it Got potions by the gallons I got elixirs I guzzle it My armor made by ancients and you don't really want none of it My power they can conjure the sources of realms and elements And my backstory and reasons have gone through a lot of change The GM at the time I think they's going through a phase My background they really haven't thought a lot about these day Seriously, am i just a casserole of cliches Damn I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Go round get lethal, it's all illegal Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil Go round get lethal, it's all illegal Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful Big Bad Big bad evil
14.
nonconformists they sing in chorus to poor performance receive a warning yo Beefy sporting a stegosaurus Oldest gen but still my importance remains enormous Often dormant cause feeling boring just never for us Why don't we find the one getting the rub the one straight up covered in enemy blood the one sneaky coveting all of your love and planted like roots in he river, resisting the flood And overweight generous stud addicted to Tanner like audio drug neither of us ever giving a fuck baby what up? But maybe still nothing to see here darkness surrounds us but stay clear Jean-Luc'ing out in the frontier bucking with horns saying oh dear faces they changing like Top Gear check for a minute then out in a second cause nothing could get me to leave here So why you even trying? said that I'd go off the grid and Beef not known for lying finally I saw myself, the image terrifying levels rising, body dying, I just care about the hiding socially sneaky I don't want em to see me breathing in deeply giving up easy making up progress laying out carpets eliminate profits take out the targets make em regret ever calling you artist Return that shit to sender Independent, no surrender Return that shit to sender Relocating here forever
15.
Welcome to Monday Night Raw We've got Beefy and tanner4105 being joined in the ring By Desh, Ryako, and Klopfenpop Let's take you down to the action Feels like I have been suffering from a bunch of run-ins From lesser characters and haters and these entitled youngins They're tagging all over my art like it was bad graffiti Only meaner's a John Cena, they couldn't see me Like I'm faded out, I'm on the run, I'm holy ghost I wasn't even the one that my generation wanted most But even jobbers can be household names So long as you got in the game back in the early days That's how I played Like I'm from Brooklyn I'm brawling These call ups simply appalling Feels like the rating been falling Since on my push they've been stalling It's like my praises fans got no problems singing it But the game has got its phases They just stopping from bringing it uh-huh I started scraping and clawing Until my dogs they was barking And picked up, answered the calling I guess that numbers aren't drawing It's not our problem cause I'm boppin on an opening match Main eventing now man but don't get attached Destination and I'm headed to go I said I'm ready to roll I've got creative control Oh no I'm afraid I might get carried away Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play Destination and I'm headed to go I said I'm ready to roll I've got creative control Oh no I'm afraid I might get carried away Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play Yeah gain more fans than a curved idol Shoulder look real good with a world title Can't wear it 'round the waist because I'm Beefy How my challengers so numerous when no one can defeat me, huh Some just ain't built for the bright lights Blood gets spilled, crowd singing White Stripes Get it straight that I'm the writers and director If the people gonna chant it then we gonna fight forever, right And I've been breaking in rookies and I've been giving em ribs If they can't handle they duties then they ain't good for the kids I'm giving spoilers to bookies so I can pocket some ends Avoiding getting fired, VKM's my very best friend So come and find me when that new slang hit I'll make a few things fit Like this some Wu-Tang shit Right Y'all don't get it, it's an insider joke yo Thanking god this just a hobby otherwise I'd be broke yo But those are worries only concerning the chopping blocks While Beefy can deliver a 5-star and some monologues Drawing board your gimmick ya better refresh the coffee pots An awful lot of work between those elbow drops and mountain tops Destination and I'm headed to go I said I'm ready to roll I've got creative control Oh no I'm afraid I might get carried away Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play Destination and I'm headed to go I said I'm ready to roll I've got creative control Oh no I'm afraid I might get carried away Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play
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Make My Day 03:54
This is like the opening song for the movie about my life Open field just strolling along, but deep down knowing something here ain't right Got power like strike, but we can just vibe Backspacing over every single thing I typed Just wanna be liked, just wanna rewind But there ain't no negotiating terms with time Take it out your mind But all that we can hope for is that we are all better now than we used to be And if you hold hate in your heart then I don't give a damn about unity See I ain't got time for the nonsense Far too many strawmen chilling in your concepts Don't wanna be on that side when it all ends Don't be a dick, never tried to make it complex But I assume if you're listening to Beef That you're all about the love and bout Tanner on the beat That you often skip a salad and replace it with some meat That you're quick to make a buddy and think Mario is neat That you may not be the greatest but you're trying your best And never overstay your welcome like an unwanted guest And that you hate some social media but use it nonetheless And when it comes to being awesome well you're kinda obsessed Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated And not everybody's so defined But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too Everything is different so it's all brand new Know that spending time with you is so precious Out there gracing everybody with your presence Ya make my day You make my day every way each and every day And I don't know what to say But I'll never stop thinking of things to say Like a badass, first class, you da best Feeling low we dropping compliments up on dat ass I can see through your defences like a screen door I say dope stuff baby, what else am I good for Being handsome is just kind of my forte Best friends in a second like we Luffy and Bon Clay Escaping from Hades I've been doing this all day Beefy you the greatest, homie that's what they all say And I don't really wanna get real for a minute Got a lot of things I said I'd do and never really did it Everyday I'm feeling braver like I'm breaking every limit You can find me feeling vivid with the women getting wicked Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated And not everybody's so defined But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too Everything is different so it's all brand new Know that spending time with you is so precious Out there gracing everybody with your presence Ya make my day I'm never afraid when you make my day 365 everyday you still make my day When it feels it was all just a waste you still make my day You don't play you just blow me away when you make my day Taking time to realize that I don't need to be drastic I smile at the little things, I'm feeling fantastic I'm lying to my kids, I tell em I can do backflips I say I live the sweet life I'm not being sarcastic It's graphic, like the only novels I intake Some chub upon my cheek it might be there from my birth weight I'm glowing in the dark but never leaving my home state I didn't realize that I had peaked back in 08 Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated And not everybody's so defined But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too Everything is different so it's all brand new Know that spending time with you is so precious Out there gracing everybody with your presence Ya make my day Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated And not everybody's so defined But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too Everything is different so it's all brand new Know that spending time with you is so precious Out there gracing everybody with your presence Ya make my day

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released August 19, 2022

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef is also a founding member of the nerd music super group The Grammar Club. ... more

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