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Super Relatable
02:42
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Ayo what YouTube and Soundcloud and all the things
It's your boy Beefy
Just doing the things like you do em
You know what I'm saying
Ayo tell em how you living, son
How ya living how living yo
I'm living lap of luxury
I'm housing several daiquiris
My kids is on the honor roll and on the whole their odditties
Good Lord ya know I love em, why my house is always jumping
All the humans of the future they won't ever see it coming
All the pizza I've been cutting, in my mouth that I've been stuffin
Though I gotta hit brakes cause I don't wanna be a glutton
Got no lovin for the punishment, pathway to embetterment
Impressive I'm ingesting all the chicken though, you must admit
I guess I shouldn't have it fried
And my kids is probably thinking I'm the greatest man alive
Responsibility and power always on a side
Some forces far too foolish to divide
I need to survive
They'll need somebody who can reach high
If that's all that I'm good for in the future that's fine
Because I always feel surrounded by this loving feeling
And life away from this place it never did feel appealing
Well there he goes again being
Super Relatable
Was Beefy ever cool?
Well that's highly debatable
Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence
I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience and
There he goes again being
Super Relatable
Was Beefy ever cool?
Well that's highly debatable
Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence
I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience
Feel like I'm getting needy
All the attention I've been seeking, I've been getting clingy
Never creepy, at least I hope, Lord knows that I've been greedy
All of your love is not enough but still I take it freely
Being cheeky, just thinking, knowing what they would do to please me
And I cherish it deeply, fill me up with pride completely
And yo frankly yo I've been thinking this has been my meaning
To dad is my destiny
Very best in the industry
Only getting the best of me
Incredibly they still think I'm one of the dopest
A mountain full of flaws and they pretending not to notice
In fact I get defended in a manner so ferocious
They protect me like a vaccine to a Covid diagnosis
Long way of saying that they having my back
And we all on that Family Share so I can know where they at
I even get a little time to step away just to rap
But yo those kids still need permission if they're wanting an app
Yeah
Well there he goes again being
Super Relatable
Was Beefy ever cool?
Well that's highly debatable
Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence
I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience and
There he goes again being
Super Relatable
Was Beefy ever cool?
Well that's highly debatable
Don't let it phase me, it's not shaking my confidence
I'm gonna spider on the net just finding my audience
And with that word from our sponsors out of the way
Let's get back to our list of top 10 all time
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At number 5
Men's Bogota Clog
Now this is more of an outdoor, rugged type clog
Now you may find this more outdoors
When I wear mine
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Blathers wake up
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Ugh
We no longer gotta frustrate
We got updates, it's all good great
We got frog chairs, we got cool gates
Rhino looking like a strawberry shortcake
Rolling up on a bunny, what's up Snake?
Bare in mind before ya think of travel here
Currently we only really growing apples dear
But you know the Able sis keep ya boy in the drip
Own two each fit, every color I get
Seasonals I don't skip, and I leave a fat tip
Lucha mask constant cause it's my favorite
Every renovation I bankroll and I've paid off every bank loan
Those Nook boys got in a pay phone, it looks real dope if I don't say so
Would look good in my yard with genuine pieces of art
Could a fox make me a mark?
If it was fake I don't think I could tell it apart
Maybe i should restart
But I got so many bells that I make cathedrals envious
Crawl back day 1 to the emptiness
And the squad I got is the friendliest
Jump back I don't need that
Got my head in the clouds and my feet flat
Gonna be best friends with a bobcat
Got a visitor I'm making first contact
Rasher, stop that
What I'm trying to say is that I get so paid
That I can put a whole sack of duckets in the ground
Watch you jump and cheer and laugh and cry
At the wonder-tree that you just found
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Sliding up on my Switch friends
Private jet, would y'all get in
My bells look tall like Big Ben
Got filthy rich so I'm Pigpen
But y'all been working for peanuts
Got apple trees and I'm genius
My hood's chopped, I got good blocks
I got wood stock like I'm Creedence
Envious breeder feeling sad to know me
Bells stacked so heavy need a bag of holding
I'll nab black widow, no arachnophobia
The baddest OG, that's what Blathers told me
There's lots of gifts I never got for Christmas
So I BAP BAP BAP, sling shots for riches
If you're talking to me and it's not for business
I'm a Tom Nook loan: I got no interest
My bells real long, they tubular
Don't pay to play, I play to get paid
KK? All my dawgs is troubadours
And I never vacate the vacay, I stay, ay
Shop stay stocked with lots of items
Daily deals, I've got to buy em
My dino bone display extreme
If they're disagreeing then I fossilize em
Pillaging my villagers from distant isles
I got 11,000,260 miles
Sherb surely dope, I'm gonna risk a smile
Looking like a goat, guess it fits my style
Wallet so fat got it taking heart meds
I'm all ranked up like a major sergeant
I don't take aim at a trailer park
I just drop more change on the same apartment
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Breathe, stretch, shake
Another night and I’m up late
Gulliver lost his communicator parts again, oh, just great
Come through we got cherries here
And I’m paid up So the end is near
Can’t play till after 6 so I might just have to switch hemispheres
I’ve done it all, and I didn’t fail
Put Godzilla in a prison cell
Still spending bells
You don’t like me?
Take complaints up with Isabelle
Got a park and a arcade…..
I been working on it all day…..
And my furniture is high grade
So Don’t worry bout what I paid…
Basketball courts And a cafe,
Get my friend code and fall through,
Bring some of those cosmos, stick around for the pyro
So visitors get familiar
With the layout and the villagers
I been building this since quarantine
Guess I never really been a finisher
But one day- I’m a fix mine when they let me let me get more inclines
And a bigger museum
So Blathers can help me get enshrined
I'm a bellionaire
Mega Ran been the man around these parts
I bury my bells on Beefy’s island
In case I have to hit Restart
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
Private island you can catch me there
Villagers know I'm a Bellionaire
KK chillin in my town square
Homie respects I'm a Bellionaire
Few weeks off, roaches everywhere
Still I don't care I'm a Bellionaire
I built this chair, and I bought swimwear, and I do declare
I'm a Bellionaire
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Expectations
03:55
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Oh my God
I'm so excited for the next Marvel movie
Regardless of which just the next one I'm so excited
But what if it does to me what Spider-Man 3 did to me and
I drove to Portland to see it with a bunch of friends and
It was so bad
We spent the car ride home making Stan parodies being like
Dear Spidey, it's been so long and you still ain't webbin
Is it too much to hope
Been addicted to getting excited for upcoming things I dig
I've been getting so hyped for the things I like
Ever since I was only like a little kid
Superheroes on my TV every weekend when I'm seven
Wishing I didn't have to wait just skip ahead like David Tennant
Bad reviews ya couldn't send it cause we didn't have a Reddit
Lame and I would just be tempted make it Quake like Chole Bennet and
It means that bang for that buck
We didn't have much
I'll cry if it sucks yo
Movies and such, whats packed in my lunch
Anticipations, I'm going so nuts
From the things that I see on the big screen
Driving at 16
Favorite band's CD
Getting so excited for the weather that'll greet me
Or the console that I'll plug in my TV
When the things you love they're testing all your patience
There's nothings better when they meet those expectations
Everybody wanna make ya feel like you don't wanna keep your hopes too high but
Every so often ya gotta place your faith and trust in an exciting lineup
Ain't nobody on the outside even really gonna understand the kick you're having
Highs and lows and the pains and the joys in hopes that they can stick that landing
Sometimes I feel I've been tested
By the emotions that I've invested
In time you learn all those lessons
But when it's worth it, it's such a blessing
Getting everything that I could wish
In bliss whenever I don't shake my fist
In attempt to be rapping like a scientist
Kinda figured I should give you all a top 5 list
Number 5 could have been number 1, okay
And it goes to the very first show that I played
Shark Bar was amazed at the friends that were made
Opened doors that I still use to this day
Number 4, Spidey flipped in and he ganked Cap's shield
And the movie came out, it was dope, I was thrilled
Number 3 couple Gs that I paid for my PC
Knocking on wood but it's still so lovely
Number 2 was the love that I made with my wife
It changed every single part of my life, it was nice
Number 1 the results of the actions of 2
Olivier baby so damn cool
My hopes so high, expectations were set
Could it possibly beat what has been in my head
But some things surpass and exceeded it
Filled me with hope back when I really needed it
Everybody wanna make ya feel like you don't wanna keep your hopes too high but
Every so often ya gotta place your faith and trust in an exciting lineup
Ain't nobody on the outside even really gonna understand the kick you're having
Highs and lows and the pains and the joys in hopes that they can stick that landing
Sometimes I feel I've been tested
By the emotions that I've invested
In time you learn all those lessons
But when it's worth it, it's such a blessing
Bang on release day, feeling the heatwave
I might even start me a TikTok
I'll take me a remake, watch it get replayed
When it hit on my soul like a beat drop
When it comes to this feeling, they can't defeat me
Automatic target is the chart top
And I'm taking it easy, caring so deeply
Gonna be the same til my heart stops
What they're offering in marketing can often be disheartening
They're promising to put me the zone
But they often can't deliver any more than just a sliver
And the hatred we all feeling makes me never feel alone
And I don't be the one to try to focus on the negatives
But if we're pointing fingers then they're going to executives
And if a piece of art can rise on up and defeat that
I'mma champion forever and ya better believe that
When the things you love they're testing all your patience
There's nothings better when they meet those expectations
Everybody wanna make ya feel like you don't wanna keep your hopes too high but
Every so often ya gotta place your faith and trust in an exciting lineup
Ain't nobody on the outside even really gonna understand the kick you're having
Highs and lows and the pains and the joys in hopes that they can stick that landing
Sometimes I feel I've been tested
By the emotions that I've invested
In time you learn all those lessons
But when it's worth it, it's such a blessing
Uh ya know I'd say maybe like a 3 out of 5
Ya know
Maybe maybe a 6 out of 10
I don't know if that
Does that
I'm not a math guy
Does that convert
I don't know ya know it's fine
It's fine
It's alright I like it
It's not great
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Good Dude
02:32
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Yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Ayo it's so drastic, don't worry about the schematics
I'm a human being primarily made of microplastics
More artificial than man, by popular demand
I'm back
Private plane miles tuned in on this track
Easiest way to keep my giant freakin' head in the clouds
I'm never turning pro so now you hear me ending the doubts
Shin-she shin-she I'll put that thing in your ear
It ain't no secret, that's my goal for my entire career
Ya know I used to think my skin it stored a mild disorder
You wouldn't think that I have family from south of the border yo
Maybe I'm adopted, I'm supposed to be shorter
I swear to god mom, I'll call me a lawyer
And now I'm punching like America with focus and clarity
Always seem to find myself exactly right where I need to be
Ain't no traveling through stars to find an altered identity
Call me Beefy, I'm kind of a rarity
Very rarely am I ever seeing red, dude
Never made it underground, I needed head room
My success has always been so understated
Because if you're out there hearing this then I've already made it
Yeah
Think of things I could have done for the limelight
Evil isn't real, it's just remarkably lifelike
So if I'm bouncing out then you know that it's too soon
I just hope you're saying yeah that Beefy's such a good dude
Biggest in the game but never threatening
Dozen flights of stairs they see me trembling
Bent up and I'm wheezing like accordian yo
I just wanna get some chips and watch the Mandolorian
But maybe I'm just asking for too much yo
Wishing for more wishes, filling up on the free lunch
Start a revolution well you don't need to tease us
Supreme Court's in a session ruling on these nuts
Leeches, preaching that they living for Jesus
Akimbo shotguns dual wield by a fetus
The future is secured for when their storming those beaches yo
But check the couch cushion for a raise for the teachers
I think I wanna rest for a while
I'm pretending like I'm living like a sweet summer child
Another ruling 'nother shooting 'nother victim 'nother trial
Breaking news, all I muster is that's wild
I'm dead inside
But Yoda got me rooting for rebellion
I'm feeling like I'm just another voice within a billion
So I've been known to focus on the findings that are really fun
Beefy poke his head around the door
Yo are ya winning son
Very rarely am I ever seeing red, dude
Never made it underground, I needed head room
My success has always been so understated
Because if you're out there hearing this then I've already made it
Yeah
Think of things I could have done for the limelight
Evil isn't real, it's just remarkably lifelike
So if I'm bouncing out then you know that it's too soon
I just hope you're saying yeah that Beefy's such a good dude
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Aquaculture
03:17
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Welcome back (welcome back)
Now's your chance (now's your chance)
To heed advice And get you leveled and advance yo
Aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
But another terrible character I might just go insane
But that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano
But you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
Invading info
Innovative intro
Incredibly incognito
You'll need your payment info
And you can't get that until you've grown at least to level 5
Can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
Ayo that's wack
Why you gotta build your guy like that?
Got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
And darlin' that's a fact
We got that Northern, got that White Leg, Giant Tiger Prawn
Sea cucumbers we've got numbers and they sing along
You run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery
You're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend
Uh that is to say
Uh why not, instead of focusing on those late-game stats
You focus more on the
No
Ok, nevermind
You should think twice 'bout your stats
You took no points in traps
But your sex appeal is maxed
I don't even know what it's in the game for
Maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4
Bundled it with Recore, wasting all my time for
Me to write this report, busting up my keyboard
Cause I don't know what you're doing
Yo your whole vibe I'm not fluent
If you're the crustacean student
Our reputation is ruined
And I can't handle it, manage it
Your failures so elaborate
Business plan so immaculate
And your dumbass couldn't handle it
All ya gotta do is click that shrimp
It'll run that script, it'll count them chips
You don't gotta use a fist
Wanna give a little kiss
And I got another hint
Wanna find out what it is
Yo you can unlock a lightsaber
None greater neighbor, what to ya think
Maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink
Pathetic
We got that Northern, got that White Leg, Giant Tiger Prawn
Sea cucumbers we've got numbers and they sing along
You run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery
You're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend
You gotta click that shrimp
You gotta click that shrimp
Click that shrimp baby
Click that shrimp, you gotta
Click that shrimp baby
Click that shrimp, I know you
Click that shrimp baby
Click that shrimp, why don't you
Click that shrimp baby
Why don't you click that shrimp
We got that Northern, got that White Leg, Giant Tiger Prawn
Sea cucumbers we've got numbers and they sing along
You run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery
You're not taking it seriously
We'll never get your currency, man
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BDG Energy
04:33
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Brian David Gilbert
A man so charismatic a single first name could not wish to bare the weight of so much charm
But how can we use his teachings to better our own lives
Today we unravel how to sap the life essence from an Internet Personality
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
What does he do? But more importantly yo how does he do it?
We can attack it like a science but I'm not very fluent
But I know that it's important and that we ought to pursue it
Secrets out there in the atmosphere and we never knew it
It would be easy to say that's it's just video games
But I've been milking that cow for years, it don't hit the same
Clearly it's just something easy that we're missing
Surely it's can't be as simple as little bit of listing, right (right?)
But what if that's it exactly
And maybe there's a way I can convert that to my rapping
A way that I could channel it for any occasion
And that's why I've created this equation
If I just make a list of all the things he's made that I like
And then convert those into rhymes I could relay through a mic
And then submit those to the masses through the medium of tubes
I should amass and calculate a ton of views
Dudes
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
Yo
Searching for the greatest you don't gotta look far
They're gonna swallow all their sadness good thing Iona Bar
And if I gave you a tour, I'm probably watching some Thor
With all my roommates out the house and with my pants on the floor
Ayo these other poke-rappers I don't think they a fan of us
Look good from so many angles I need multiple cameras
Make it really really subtle I'm a fan of the cannabis
Also check the fingernails, baby, they looking fabulous
You don't wanna know how I obtained this dope herdy gerdy
Beware of the sixth day of the fifth month of the year 2030
And if you wanna buy a bed I got one that isn't dirty
And you wanna be a baker then you gotta convert me, ya heard me?
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
Man, I must be doing something wrong
Regurgitating things I like may not be how to write a song
Piggybacking on existing content can be nice
What if the energy I'm looking for it came from my own voice?
What if he's just by my side like a running mate
Maybe I'm Nami with money to navigate
Forgetting numbers and figures to isolate
Maybe I'm something that people would celebrate
Broaden horizons and alter my point of view
Relate to others and things that their going through
Temper the love and the fame that I come into
Still hold the reign, number one in the interview
Take off the mask like retiring luchadors
Getting em thirsty, dehydrated Ganondorf
Working so hard to be something you're looking for
With no persona would anyone still adore?
Talking about something else like a metaphor
Gauging reaction like checking the temperature
Nostalgia is something this people still screaming for
F it, the Internet loves what it's seen before
But maybe it's not enough to simply catalog the details of the things that I like
And present that as art.
Maybe the art comes from my own unique viewpoint
And the popular references that have influenced this persona that I've presented to you.
And maybe my aim should be to strive towards carving my own path
And creating my own references that may one day shape the art of someone in the future.
But that hook real fuckin catchy though.
Tanner
Hit it
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that brian david gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
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Tanner cook me up a hot one
Add a bunch of filters, make me sound like Johnny Rotten
ADD A FEW GUITARS?
Well I kinda think we oughta
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES
I appreciate ya brother so
The other day we had posted up our tunes
And I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT
Yea I know it
KINDA STUPID
And I tried to just ignore it and I kinda fuckin blew it
But
These people say I'm in a pocket
This a joke 'bout how there's not that many women that would rock it
Cause I'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
What they saying?
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING
Like my raps are all the same
NOT EXACTLY
What they mean?
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW
They don't like my flow
Like my attitude or how I rock it at a show
I'll be honest it's shaking me
Don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
But this isn't so savory
Anyway, Tanner, where did you go
I DON'T KNOW
Wormhole
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO
And then a being did appear as a vision
She had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position
And then she whispered
Welcome to my dimension Beefy
Holy shit
Welcome to my world listen up cause I’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you answers you need but don't you drop it
Oh no aw shit
Wait what’s wrong?
I don’t have enough pockets!
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a Snickers
Or a Hot Pocket
Bitch
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss
Who's been in my biz
And sniffing up all of my piss covered shit?
What the fuck
Someone wanna come in and knock on throne
But could never just leave me alone
So I throw them a bone like a K9
Shook but I stay fly
Look like the same guy
I do not know why
Maybe I'm Warrior, he's like the Renegade
I cloud be president, he could be running mate
Feel like I'm being played
Should I eliminate
Is it weird that I kinda wanna penetrate
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
Ended up here from a chick with a space tube
If true, that's bigly news
You talk like that here?
Yeah you should too
Ew
Never had fans and I never did shows
But I think it's because they all envy my flows
Cause I can do anything, sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
Before I go
I gotta know
Why you hostile if we're the same bro
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
Like two on the sides and two cover the ass
You talking bout pockets?
Yeah, we don't got that
No pockets
That's nonsense
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
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10. |
Bardcore
02:04
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Give em what they asking for
But they always wanting more
BARDCORE
Even if a last resort
Hit em with a master course
BARDCORE
Holder of fantastic lore
Work em like a matador
BARDCORE
Bardbarrian kick in doors
Come on let me hear them roars
BARDCORE
Coming through ya know I'm aiming for the windpipe
While I'm using mine because I'm rocking such a big mic
Roast ya with lyrics that's 'gon be leaving ya crispy
If you're gonna fire back well then ya better not miss me
The dual class, kick ass, product of the homebrew
Burst on the scene like a stage, check 1 - 2
Is that what you rolled dude? oh what is you gon' do
When I animate an object and I run it right through you
Ya know I throw a feast for the heroes, filling up on the meatloafs
Level up got no equals
Like we playin with cheat codes
They get heat stroke
And the danger sense will tingle if we need to swing out
But I was cursed to always be tone deaf
I Moneyball'd it baby, gotta trust in the process
I learned to spit a verse that could magically impress
But rather let the rage fill the space till ya face death
Give em what they asking for
But they always wanting more
BARDCORE
Even if a last resort
Hit em with a master course
BARDCORE
Holder of fantastic lore
Work em like a matador
BARDCORE
Bardbarrian kick in doors
Come on let me hear them roars
BARDCORE
And you know he's never working alone
He's gotta bardificer in his corner, he's strong
With miraculous gadgets, producer of tactics
He's laying out a beat to put them haters in caskets
And he can always seem to take a number of actions
Striking a balance, creator of classics
Two bards on a quest to save lives
Giving equal time to both fights and stage dives
And never shy away from spotlights
With the good vibes, better hide ya housewives
Brawling sometimes, take this advice
By the encore better say your goodbyes
Newer lands never been there before
Gotta come once again when we rollin on a tour
Got a body of war with a face you adore
Baby bard to the core, let me bard you some more
Give em what they asking for
But they always wanting more
BARDCORE
Even if a last resort
Hit em with a master course
BARDCORE
Holder of fantastic lore
Work em like a matador
BARDCORE
Bardbarrian kick in doors
Come on let me hear them roars
BARDCORE
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11. |
Hype Train
02:53
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Lining up, we at the gate
Want a ticket, gotta pay
Packing in so happily
On your feet, can hardly wait
On our way to celebrate
Pressed against the window pane
Know I could but won't complain
All aboard the hype train
Y'all done crept inside my brain
All aboard on the hype train
But if you're gonna play than
I want to play too
Yeah I been hearing ya croon, so if ya make me some room
Know that I'd like to come through
Don't wanna be so out the loop that it's my name on the tomb
Throw in my sixty bucks into it homie I can consume
Now don't mistake for somebody chasing numbers
Frankly I could give a damn about like every single buzzword
Promise that intentions they never really stem from evil
Finding in my isolation kinda wanna talk to people
But still kinda don't
It's often I wanna ghost
I know that's not really dope
Keep promising that I won't
So when something finds the thing to pulling me in
To my chagrin
That's when i try to find the time to chime in
But like
Am I follower?
A market bottom dollarer?
Could i be the bad guy like Iraqi Sgt Slaughterer?
Horse is in the grave but have we got enough out of her?
World is only big as I can fit in my monitor
Lining up, we at the gate
Want a ticket, gotta pay
Packing in so happily
On your feet, can hardly wait
On our way to celebrate
Pressed against the window pane
Know I could but won't complain
All aboard the hype train
Y'all done crept inside my brain
All aboard on the hype train
But if you're gonna play than
I want to play too
Y'all done crept inside my brain
All aboard on the hype train
But if you're gonna play than
I want to play too
I y2k-proofed my PC
Beanie Babies in a storage unit til I'm knee deep
Szechuan packets that I had to pull out of the deep freeze
Watched a documentary about em on my 3D-
TV, easy to let a thing get repossessed
Sacrifice you make when you stay sharper than the cutting edge
If I ain't hearing rumbling there's no fear
What's the point of Bitcoin when it's been out for a year
Least that was my feeling back in 2010 or close enough, yo
Falling out the loop may be another part of growing up
But it's the part I'm hating and I'm thinking of abandoning yo
Crystal balling awesome is the part that's always challenging
The part that's always maddening, I'm failing at balancing
Yo speaking of it honestly it's more akin to gambling
The FOMO drove me loco, I'm not wanting to miss that
Could the latest of releases be the thing that could fix that
Lining up, we at the gate
Want a ticket, gotta pay
Packing in so happily
On your feet, can hardly wait
On our way to celebrate
Pressed against the window pane
Know I could but won't complain
All aboard the hype train
Y'all done crept inside my brain
All aboard on the hype train
But if you're gonna play than
I want to play too
Y'all done crept inside my brain
All aboard on the hype train
But if you're gonna play than
I want to play too
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12. |
Radiant
03:16
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Beefy
tanner4105
Ayo shout out to Brando Sando
Branderson Sanderson
yo
Life before death
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination (woo)
Journey before destination (woo)
Respond immediate
Always defeating it
I'm not afraid of it
Baby I'm radiant
Life before death
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination (woo)
Journey before destination (woo)
Respond immediate
Always defeating it
I'm not afraid of it
Baby I'm radiant
Running all day with this bridge on my back
I'm just living die, still they overreact
And just wait till the day that I get me my shards and yo
I'll be the axe hound just running the yard
Feeling bizarre, breath in the storm
Coursing with power like never before
And I never bored
When the windspren they fly with me
Get me lightweaving and change my anatomy
Don't need a soulcaster I do it so natural
Capture your heart now you're all in my fabrial
Dalinar tactical, way less dramatical
Burn it all down, oh my god, he's an animal
Get me them spheres and then I'm taking care of this
Spren is a spear and I'm tearing up carapace
Always wash hands and take care of those bandages
Knowing a surgeon can have its advantages
Turning that black into white sand
Ladies feeling me up with they safe hand
Like aw damn, but I stay quick, and y'all airsick,
And I'm the Lopen
What up gacho, ya got moss bro?
Have you seen Lift?
Where my lunch go?
We got Odium scramblin
I'll beat his champion
Shame what had happened to old Taravangian
Life before death
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination (woo)
Journey before destination (woo)
Respond immediate
Always defeating it
I'm not afraid of it
Baby I'm radiant
Life before death
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination (woo)
Journey before destination (woo)
Respond immediate
Always defeating it
I'm not afraid of it
Baby I'm radiant
The way Adolin loving his clothing same way
I be loving these bars
Unfortunately I traded up my sense of humor
For mountains and mountains of scars
I'm plated in shard know that I'm going hard
I'll make you a fool in a duel like en garde
I'm knowing my anger is real and I'm feeling the Thrill
But my past it may tear me apart, yo I'm in the dark
But the next step is the best step
All of my pain and my regret
No he can't have all of that yet
I'mma be best, I'mma make change
Maybe Gods dead, I'll be ok yo
I'm in good company labeled with heresy
I didn't trust aredents really that much anyway
Singers and Listers hear me out
We got a few Rhythms to figure out
Honorspren play hard to get but I think in
A pinch I can get em to come around
Better be ready for anything
Sadeas troops or the risk of a Chasmfiend
When I'm in the zone I'm never alone
Flamespren cover my microphone
Life before death
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination (woo)
Journey before destination (woo)
Respond immediate
Always defeating it
I'm not afraid of it
Baby I'm radiant
Life before death
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination (woo)
Journey before destination (woo)
Respond immediate
Always defeating it
I'm not afraid of it
Baby I'm radiant
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13. |
BBEG
03:43
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Hahaha you fools
The humble merchant that you thought you knew was but a ruse
It is I, Lithanduroth
And the final damnation is here
You got a party? that's funny
Like you been invited to any
Of infinite numbers you're counting to 20
With all your mercenary work irregular as a leap year
Without me I don't even think you people would be here
I'm just cruising the counties and causing collapsings of fortunes
And I'm leveling cities, suppressing opponents endorphins
And I'm slaughtering heroes and processing dozens of orphans
Convinced you of my unimportance, it's such a performance
Could you would you ever believe that it could be me
NPC you met at level 3
That was secretly a wizard that could look in your dreams
a million HP
The BBEG
Who's just weighing down with counterspells while all of y'all brainstorm yo
Taking out your dwarf and half-orc with a claymore
If ya think I ain't the main event that all of you came for
I'm 7 feet tall, 13 in my dragon form
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
Big
Bad
Big bad evil
I'm always dressed to the 9s, but AC always much higher
Charisma that you can't admit you admire
And if you say I'm hard to look at know they'll call you a liar yo
Baby I'll make sure your body don't just burn with desire
Also with fire
Please understand your only seeing the worst of me, there's an
Entire kingdom that all basically worship me
And yo really do you seriously wanna take away their deity
Surrender to me peacefully
I promise I'll go easily, and
That ain't an offer I can promise in the future
Please don't try to be some hero with some asinine maneuvers
You know there's only one result if all y'all itching to fight
And your friends don't wanna see your pretty head on a spike
Am I right
On second thought that's sounding good to me
Barricade the doors
What a lovely opportunity, now
There's this little ritual to open up my paradise
And to get the portal up we're gonna need a little sacrifice
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
Big
Bad
Big bad evil
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Master plan is oh so simple
Blood and guts just wet that whistle
Split whole damn armies right down the middle
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Master plan is oh so simple
Blood and guts just wet that whistle
Split whole damn armies right down the middle
And I'm loving it
Demon familiar and I summon it
Got potions by the gallons
I got elixirs I guzzle it
My armor made by ancients and you don't really want none of it
My power they can conjure the sources of realms and elements
And my backstory and reasons have gone through a lot of change
The GM at the time I think they's going through a phase
My background they really haven't thought a lot about these day
Seriously, am i just a casserole of cliches
Damn
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
Big
Bad
Big bad evil
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14. |
Return to Sender
01:55
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nonconformists they sing in chorus to poor performance
receive a warning yo Beefy sporting a stegosaurus
Oldest gen but still my importance remains enormous
Often dormant cause feeling boring just never for us
Why don't we find the one getting the rub
the one straight up covered in enemy blood
the one sneaky coveting all of your love
and planted like roots in he river, resisting the flood
And overweight generous stud
addicted to Tanner like audio drug
neither of us ever giving a fuck
baby what up?
But maybe still nothing to see here
darkness surrounds us but stay clear
Jean-Luc'ing out in the frontier
bucking with horns saying oh dear
faces they changing like Top Gear
check for a minute then out in a second
cause nothing could get me to leave here
So why you even trying?
said that I'd go off the grid and Beef not known for lying
finally I saw myself, the image terrifying
levels rising, body dying, I just care about the hiding
socially sneaky
I don't want em to see me
breathing in deeply
giving up easy
making up progress
laying out carpets
eliminate profits
take out the targets
make em regret ever calling you artist
Return that shit to sender
Independent, no surrender
Return that shit to sender
Relocating here forever
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15. |
Creative Control
02:41
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Welcome to Monday Night Raw
We've got Beefy and tanner4105 being joined in the ring
By Desh, Ryako, and Klopfenpop
Let's take you down to the action
Feels like I have been suffering from a bunch of run-ins
From lesser characters and haters and these entitled youngins
They're tagging all over my art like it was bad graffiti
Only meaner's a John Cena, they couldn't see me
Like I'm faded out, I'm on the run, I'm holy ghost
I wasn't even the one that my generation wanted most
But even jobbers can be household names
So long as you got in the game back in the early days
That's how I played
Like I'm from Brooklyn I'm brawling
These call ups simply appalling
Feels like the rating been falling
Since on my push they've been stalling
It's like my praises fans got no problems singing it
But the game has got its phases
They just stopping from bringing it uh-huh
I started scraping and clawing
Until my dogs they was barking
And picked up, answered the calling
I guess that numbers aren't drawing
It's not our problem cause I'm boppin on an opening match
Main eventing now man but don't get attached
Destination and I'm headed to go
I said I'm ready to roll
I've got creative control
Oh no
I'm afraid I might get carried away
Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play
Destination and I'm headed to go
I said I'm ready to roll
I've got creative control
Oh no
I'm afraid I might get carried away
Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play
Yeah gain more fans than a curved idol
Shoulder look real good with a world title
Can't wear it 'round the waist because I'm Beefy
How my challengers so numerous when no one can defeat me, huh
Some just ain't built for the bright lights
Blood gets spilled, crowd singing White Stripes
Get it straight that I'm the writers and director
If the people gonna chant it then we gonna fight forever, right
And I've been breaking in rookies and I've been giving em ribs
If they can't handle they duties then they ain't good for the kids
I'm giving spoilers to bookies so I can pocket some ends
Avoiding getting fired, VKM's my very best friend
So come and find me when that new slang hit
I'll make a few things fit
Like this some Wu-Tang shit
Right
Y'all don't get it, it's an insider joke yo
Thanking god this just a hobby otherwise I'd be broke yo
But those are worries only concerning the chopping blocks
While Beefy can deliver a 5-star and some monologues
Drawing board your gimmick ya better refresh the coffee pots
An awful lot of work between those elbow drops and mountain tops
Destination and I'm headed to go
I said I'm ready to roll
I've got creative control
Oh no
I'm afraid I might get carried away
Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play
Destination and I'm headed to go
I said I'm ready to roll
I've got creative control
Oh no
I'm afraid I might get carried away
Make myself a star when I know I got roles I should play
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16. |
Make My Day
03:54
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This is like the opening song for the movie about my life
Open field just strolling along, but deep down knowing something here ain't right
Got power like strike, but we can just vibe
Backspacing over every single thing I typed
Just wanna be liked, just wanna rewind
But there ain't no negotiating terms with time
Take it out your mind
But all that we can hope for is that we are all better now than we used to be
And if you hold hate in your heart then I don't give a damn about unity
See I ain't got time for the nonsense
Far too many strawmen chilling in your concepts
Don't wanna be on that side when it all ends
Don't be a dick, never tried to make it complex
But I assume if you're listening to Beef
That you're all about the love and bout Tanner on the beat
That you often skip a salad and replace it with some meat
That you're quick to make a buddy and think Mario is neat
That you may not be the greatest but you're trying your best
And never overstay your welcome like an unwanted guest
And that you hate some social media but use it nonetheless
And when it comes to being awesome well you're kinda obsessed
Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind
I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated
And not everybody's so defined
But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too
Everything is different so it's all brand new
Know that spending time with you is so precious
Out there gracing everybody with your presence
Ya make my day
You make my day every way each and every day
And I don't know what to say
But I'll never stop thinking of things to say
Like a badass, first class, you da best
Feeling low we dropping compliments up on dat ass
I can see through your defences like a screen door
I say dope stuff baby, what else am I good for
Being handsome is just kind of my forte
Best friends in a second like we Luffy and Bon Clay
Escaping from Hades I've been doing this all day
Beefy you the greatest, homie that's what they all say
And I don't really wanna get real for a minute
Got a lot of things I said I'd do and never really did it
Everyday I'm feeling braver like I'm breaking every limit
You can find me feeling vivid with the women getting wicked
Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind
I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated
And not everybody's so defined
But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too
Everything is different so it's all brand new
Know that spending time with you is so precious
Out there gracing everybody with your presence
Ya make my day
I'm never afraid when you make my day
365 everyday you still make my day
When it feels it was all just a waste you still make my day
You don't play you just blow me away when you make my day
Taking time to realize that I don't need to be drastic
I smile at the little things, I'm feeling fantastic
I'm lying to my kids, I tell em I can do backflips
I say I live the sweet life I'm not being sarcastic
It's graphic, like the only novels I intake
Some chub upon my cheek it might be there from my birth weight
I'm glowing in the dark but never leaving my home state
I didn't realize that I had peaked back in 08
Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind
I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated
And not everybody's so defined
But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too
Everything is different so it's all brand new
Know that spending time with you is so precious
Out there gracing everybody with your presence
Ya make my day
Everybody wanna be dope but don't nobody wanna stay behind
I don't blame em one bit cause it's complicated
And not everybody's so defined
But I'mma get mine, I hope you do too
Everything is different so it's all brand new
Know that spending time with you is so precious
Out there gracing everybody with your presence
Ya make my day
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Beefy Kennewick, Washington
Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more
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