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How Bout U
02:54
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What it is fellow kids
Thought it dead but it lives
Call me Beefy I'm greatest in the goddamn biz
Usually watching movies about vigilantes
Known to be your favorite rapper at the hootenanny
With the english muffins filling nook and crannies
Had some homies who got robbed, they shoulda won a grammy
And even though we losing focus
This one's for the children, you don't like it you can blow us
Sitting in the corner for the salty language
See the teacher? He just jealous cause he knows I'm famous
Infiltrated every modern form of media
They tried to kill it but I got a wikipedia
Cut my cameo from Hero Academia
Cause it only took a chapter to defeat em all
I love you very much it ain't a joke
And if you loved me you would hit me with a diet coke
Deja vu
Feel i been here a time or two
Hold the block or run the avenue
Get to feeling like i'm bulletproof
Exit game or continue
Think you know what I am gonna do
Until the day I go and bid adieu
Just know that I am so thankful
Baby how bout you
You gotta work it and work it and work and never stop
And then you work again afterhours to make it hot
Show your work how ya solved it and it would mean a lot
Work again till your stomach turning into knots
Work some more until your coworkers are taking shots
Work until your vision blurry and your seeing dots
Till your naked on the ceiling and they call the cops
Till your blinded and ya fall in love with russian bots
Till they get the camera and you try to floss
Kiss the waiter on the mouth and suckerpunch your boss
And at that point stop working
Cause you've worked too much
Deja vu
Feel i been here a time or two
Hold the block or run the avenue
Get to feeling like i'm bulletproof
Exit game or continue
Think you know what I am gonna do
Until the day I go and bid adieu
Just know that I am so thankful
Baby how bout you
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I'm a noob, it's true
But so is each and every one of you, in this group
but I'm working for you
Set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just hope that i dont kill ya
I just want you to have fun
Roll call! Who's the team gonna roll those D
Half elf druid just turned 18
Dragonborn Bard with no AC
Gonna have to help em with an NPC
Gonna have to train em to move safely
Gonna have to hook them hard and move them fast if we ever wanna change the scene
That's on me, DM Beef
Dungeon Master to my shock
Hit perception, hear that knock
Do a little work? dude I punch the clock
And whatnot, know I got
battle maps and some Vis-a-vis
looking up stats for the enemies
and keeping track of your HP
I was gonna have yall explore, the lost mine of phandelver
But I could tell you wanted more, and were down for whatever
and so I crafted up my own lore, a customized adventure
but ask me what's the name of that dwarf?, I simply can't remember
So I'm not great with names and with numbers I might be worser
And I might do a voice or two, but you shouldn't expect matt mercer
Click on the cursors to finding some treasures to give to the members who reach level 2
rules may be shitty but Beefy take pity, Yo you having fun is what I want to do
I'm a noob, it's true
But so is each and every one of you, in this group
but I'm working for you
Set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just hope that i dont kill ya
I just want you to have fun
As you make your way through the swamp you come across an otherwise abandoned town
You see a light from a shack all the way in the back and you hear a kind of Kobald sound
Say that you wanna sneak, take a look at your sheet, make a roll to see if you gon live
It says 23? They all think you're a tree, It's time to roll initiative
got Necromancers bringing demons from the darkest hells
Don't forget to mark your slots though, not my job to track all your spells
dip and dive and try and strive to defend against a unarmed strike
players new and old all know sometimes you gotta blame the dice
Sorry in this setting you can't shift into a dinosaur
Save a disaster, talk to your caster about fireball
Everything the bard says doesn't have to be a metaphor
Your skills combining it got ya shining brighter than a Megazord
Best adventurers in this kingdom
Roll die, decide on your victim
Starting now the futures unwritten
Tell tiamat to come get some
Take heed of all that I say
All winners playing this game
No doubt could do this all day
Come on over baby let's play
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3. |
Emergency Meeting
02:28
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You looking sus, you ain't trustworthy like us
follow him see what he does
fill up the bus, make a rush
punch in the code til you feeling a buzz
buddies a must, who can I trust
hoping to split up my guts
mysterious often hilarious
but i'm ready to bust
who is the one among us?
i was with black and with pink i uploaded data right down there in storage
that's when I saw blue and the next thing I knew I saw purple's dead body by orange
now i'm not the one to point fingers and might be at risk stepping on toes
I did all my tasks, I'm just spitting these facts and the enemy red, that's a bit on the nose
but what do we know about brown? what do we know about white?
What do we know about any of yall? hell naw. Green you've been quiet tonight
So what do you think we should do? Obviously I'm all legit in the crew, true
But most of yall failing this interview, honestly it could be every last one of you
try not to get too emotional, personally it hurts me that you're even skeptical
earlier i was in medical, not my fault that i had tasks in electrical
keyboard your banging your over here saying you can't even upload data from storage?
I still think it was orange
You looking sus, you ain't trustworthy like us
follow him see what he does
fill up the bus, make a rush
punch in the code til you feeling a buzz
buddies a must, who can I trust
hoping to split up my guts
mysterious often hilarious
but i'm ready to bust
who is the one among us?
I swear on my mom and on god and on christ that i've never told lies in life
and if you go in with this tripe then our friendship is riding the edge of a knife
boy we getting in it tonight, you making up stories yo isn't it right
blood is boiling I'm ready to fight and I no longer bothering with being polite
I was in Nav stabilizing our course, was in there with cyan i'm sure she'll endorse
took me forever unlocking these doors, I was too busy working to notice the corpse
That doesn't sound shady to me, I was stuck up in Admin just looking at screens
Showcasing my filter cleaning techniques, Recycling leaves and I've got the receipts
tell me what happened to honor?
airlocking me like you're some kind of monster
you need to be seeing a doctor
it's clear now to me that you're off of your rocker
if we doing this let's do it proper
if im a goner you'll make me a martyr
I'm gonna be haunting your roster. Beefy was not the imposter
You looking sus, you ain't trustworthy like us
follow him see what he does
fill up the bus, make a rush
punch in the code til you feeling a buzz
buddies a must, who can I trust
hoping to split up my guts
mysterious often hilarious
but i'm ready to bust
who is the one among us?
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[Beefy]
The following contest is scheduled for one fall
Introducing first a man who's done and seen and said it all
I get so lonely as the greatest main everter yall have seen
Prayed on it and feel like it's time I form myself a tag team
Mad scene, to break into the mainstream
I need a bushwacking brother that'll lick the face of mene gene
That's why I called yall, to this boarded up dance hall
Why should you be in my corner when we face our next brawl?
[MC Frontalot]
I’m Feeble Jacobus, fans call me Weak Jake
You’ve seen me win a title but that was a deepfake
I keep as a keepsake the belt that I spray painted
I’m a little inauthentic but that’s the refrain, ain’t it
my signature move, The Inflated Rep, should be embarrassing
That’s how I keep you looking good in comparison
[Beefy]
Well my friend, I reviewed the footage and the documents
Let’s try to get somebody in here who has real accomplishments
[Glenn Case]
Well Beef/Case sounds like briefcase , I think I'd
Make a briefcase out of meat, and bring it ringside
First I'd betray you, but then I'd save you
Before too long we'd be the main event on pay-per-view
[Beefy]
Gotta say I appreciate the long term booking
it's important that we always have a storyline a-cooking
But also you admitted that you're coming out for my head
So with due respect I think we're gonna find out who is next
[Doctor Popular]
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doc Pop, but who cares?
I get winded when I go up the stairs
Pulling out my hair with my mask and I ask
What was the question again?
I get confused.
Who are you?
[Beefy]
I'm the Beefy T
striving hard for a victory
And speaking honestly I don't think you're the one for me
Though I love you choke out people with a yo-yo
The fact that you're more out of shape than me is just a no go
[YTCracker]
they call me mailer swift still spamming all these ringside hits
i bang these bits into the buckle with my fingertips
my peoples elbow waving hello aint no carpal tunnel
im still that dude to get you circling down my clickthrough funnel
i tear my shirt off its a nerd off in the center stage
my royal rumble never humble check that wiki page
keep it 100 aint no kayfabe in the way i live
im still that hacker hacking kicking flows up out my crib
[Beefy during amazing Ailsean guitars]
*GASP!*
oh my god
could it be?
it is!
the one that the prophecy foretold
to lead us to championship gold
oh wait
I’ve just been handed a report
oh no
Stiff upper lip
well YT baby love to have you on board
We’d get the title belts and t-shirts saying spamtec is lord
there's nobody i'd rather on side in a slugfest
unfortunately, there's no way you're passing the drug test
[Mikal kHill]
I don’t give a fuck don’t pick me, orange cassidy
Legend like danny havoc, lightbulb swinging dastardly
No hulkamaniac, seeking a deathmatch feel
Both boots on your nuts and then it urn heel
[Beefy]
while you enjoy picking tacts out of your sausages
i'm trying to sell my merch to children in the audience
Hope we're not competing at the same time and day
Lemme hear from someone who's not so TV-MA
[Lil Jordo]
stand back beefy, 'cause i'm 'bout to exhale nasty
pass me that sephora organic so I can wrap these
clapties, i'm a national panic but you can't catch me
actually, they just gonna catch hands if they attack me
crafty when i hit 'em with the sub-ohm smash
or wrap my knee around their neck that's called the asthma attack
'cause when you tag me in you know i will enforce ohm's law
and they'll be crushed beneath my heel
the one and only victor teslacog
[Beefy]
Hey Victor make no mistake, my friend we all get that you vape
But you should know you cannot get a flavored juice in my state
My time has been all a waste
I think I would rather turn face
I'll just roll solo cause teaming up with yall would be a dis-
Actually, Tanner, do you want to be my tag team partner?
[tanner4105]
Hmmm…
Ok
[Beefy]
Yeah? Dope!
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5. |
So Amazing
03:04
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it's all the rage, this chrome tip plating
Re-fabricate, i'm still upgrading
Contaminate they will not phase me
end of the day, im so amazing
I swear to god I'm here for super shiny metal
Try so hard to battle urges like I'm fightin with the devil
They say that I'm a gadget nerd but this is on another level
Rather plug into my heart instead of write it with a pencil
Techno-logic sales prevail throughout my internet
but technically I fail to mail out all my ill intent
Presently I scale wholesale at about 10 percent
Basically they wail big fail but haven't yet
But what if I did? Didn't stay motivated
love to be overrated
maybe ya slept on the kid, saying that maybe ya did
blame it on being hated, baby I'm calculated, don't forget
I am the cybernetic elite
I'm too excited to sleep, I paid a sizable fee
Slyly living the dream, my second name is extreme
sing when I'm on the scene, until I'm taking a knee
it's all the rage, this chrome tip plating
Re-fabricate, i'm still upgrading
Contaminate they will not phase me
end of the day, im so amazing
Engines calibrated about 28V
Combustibles be raging at a thousand degrees
The competition shaking asking "how many Gs?"
Unplug me from the wall and freakin hand me the keys
Seen enough, put the fuel and soda both in a cup
Give regards to my employers peeling out in a truck
the rules is disregarded so I'm showing em up
it's like I'm loaded up with lawyers and I'm coming for Trump
But I think we always knew it would come to this
Blame me if ya want to but I like to be an optimist
Imagine being free of all machines but just the opposite
Doctors they be profiting from money I'm depositing
the marketing for microchips is nothing to be sneezing at
Humanity is torn away but I'm just not believing that
Honestly I born to be as sturdy as a Cadillac
Orderly there's more to be, but show me where them wires at
it's all the rage, this chrome tip plating
Re-fabricate, i'm still upgrading
Contaminate they will not phase me
end of the day, im so amazing
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6. |
1-A
03:26
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shining hero: can't stop twinkling
beam of hope in the darkness, spike the cam, no blinking
and if he wanna get silly he turn around and Pinky
These fashionistas is filthy, the hottest fits in the building
then there's the member of the crew who knows the right thing to do
she's killer with the kero friends are calling her Tsu
On your mark set, bet that it's all jet, this quick step
No sweat you'd better respect the class rep
And if you hassle Uravity, say a prayer for humanity
Coming after em savagely, manga daughter lives happily
There's a kid with a tail and I'm not sure how he got here
Hoping that there's more to him, but yo, so far that's just not clear
know my homie Kaminari known for shooting sparks
but if he's calling down the thunder than he'll lose his smarts
the redhead's gonna riot. test what's capable
When your spirit and your body are both so unbreakable
and you know you should be wary when they rarely speak
cuz you're gonna hear em when they're calling in a wildebeest
I think that Sato won the lotto for his local dentist
reality his enemy's gonna be diabeetus
pop quiz
cool kids
showbiz
don't miss
high stakes
save day
good grades
same thing
flying high above the city see me one day
class of champions, representing 1A
When it comes to Shoji know he'll always be my homie
like he ate a weirder version of the hana hana no mi
And Jiro I can relate to in a big way, plug & play
prolly in a coma when she listens to this mixtape
I respect that Sero really wants to be a hero
After school he's probably working hours at the office depot
and jet black as the night, don't bite what you can't swallow
The darkness always following, come to me DARK SHADOW
And Shoto known to have more baggage here than a bellhop
ice cold, but all the girlies know that he's so hot
16 bubbly, positivitying like non-stop
even though she's gotta battle crime with all her clothes off
And Bakago he be the baddie with a heart of gold
except the gold it had to go because it won't explode
And young Midoriya exactly like me
the overanalyzing hella dorky super MC
rather elite, powerful and quick on his feet
and we ain't covering Mineta cause that's not what we need
and bringing the heat, that's Momo planning out your defeat
victory a fantasy, your only chance is to cheat, sheesh
pop quiz
cool kids
showbiz
don't miss
high stakes
save day
good grades
same thing
flying high above the city see me one day
class of champions, representing 1A
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7. |
Where's Your Spirit
04:25
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He works for the minimum, feeling numb
Doing odd jobs till the paper comes
Always sure thing in the Autumn sun
Swing into the spot like a pendulum
Grab the application and he fills it out
Even though that's what his resume is all about
They don't call any of his freakin references
If they are they ain't leaving any messages
Then he shows up filling out more words and numbers on these forms
Then an orientation about how to complete his chores
And just like that now he's back on tap, he'll have beer money in about two weeks
Gotta just sit back, and then fill these racks, until everybody hits them streets
Happy Halloween
He's teachable
Doing good work well it's feasible
But they pretend that every items squeezable
Ain't sitting here trying to be unreasonable
It's seasonal, demeanable
Spirit over here but it's regional
Only took three weeks of servicing the customer before our hero feeling fuckin miserable
October 1st, they all showing up like freaks
Little kids and idiots and big titty goth ladies
And every size that's in between
Everybody that feels so unique
And every time a new one rolls in gotta hear that sensor scream
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Raise your streamers to the ceiling
Witches is our business and our business here is screaming
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Share it with the ones that need it
Give a spooky greeting to each and everybody who visits
Where's your spirit
let me see it
Make yourself and me believe it
Rake us up a profit or we'll leave ya out and leave ya fridged
Where's your spirit
let me see it
where's your spirit
let me see it
where's your spirit
show me your spirit
What they want is inhumane, goddamn insane
Don't they know people aren't really made that way
Never naturally, they custom made
Imprint inlaid from a factory
Baby not today, is what he tried to say
Till a feeling came, like a growing pain
Cause he feels contained by his need for pay
every member of his team feels the exact same way
But now he's standing up, he's had enough
Every shift it sucks, and the lack of funds
So he's feeling pumped like he's got the guts
He doesn't have much but his word and nuts
And massive debt, and of course the rent
Always overspent and they will collect
Cause they won't forget when he cash that check
mate come correct, try this instead
Tell me, do you have any plans for your career?
If we expanded could you see yourself with us in 5 years?
Specializing in fall fears is just one of our main tiers
And if you wanted to stay here, we'll make you king of the cashiers
Feels like he crashed down, blacked out
3 percent boost in the bank account
Feels tossed about, when he came around
He was finding out he was selling out
Oh lordy me, how could this be?
He's a larger cog in a vast machine
And he's losing steam and he dares to dream
That everything could go differently
But he still got a job on November 1
And many more months after that to come
Got that god mode OP golden gun
big boy bank having all the fun
Said they're ready for their second phase
Shaking up the furniture and rearrange
They're really gonna try to lift up that face
Well sign him up boys if that's the case
He could use a fire where there once was soul
He could fill the emptiness with piano
He can get down with these wreaths and snow
He's been known to party with mistletoe?
Speakers playing something religious
They said that they're shifting the business
October's for Halloween but after that I think that every month that we’re gonna do christmas!
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8. |
I Don't Wanna Go
05:04
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first we gotta go shopping
and then we're dogsitting for your mother
then you have an eye doctor appt
and don't forget it's game night
I don't wanna do shit
I'm about to lose it
ain't about the bullshit
hanging like a loose fit
never been the cool kid
never said it, who did?
hoping to get booted
woke and feelin lucid
leaving is a nuisance
who would wanna do this?
very worst of humans
kinda like the rudest
frankly they the crudest
easily the lewdest
point me where the food is
i'm chiller than buddhist
But a dates been set and the time goes on and it won't back down
And I dream of the days where I played all those games and I cry that I want that now
And those days they few and so far in between and it don't go slow
But don't shed tear baby please don't cry cause it was only like a week ago
hear me though..
I don't wanna go out
i'm cranky lady I'll pout
for people i'm in no mood
unless there's gonna be food
but we can just order in
catching up with our Friends
the bluray set just came in
We could watch it in bed
i don't wanna do stock count
I don't wanna pull weeds out
empty out no trash can
find the broom and that dust pan
we'll talk about it on tuesday
developing a new smoothie
with chocolate sauce and some muesli
resses pieces and dulce
catching up with the new day
viewing toons that be looney
won't forget to pay Lupe
but then forget to pay Lupe
you're having parties at the crib
i dont wanna go
wanna show me how to live, sorry
i don't wanna go
say that you're paying for the flight, still
i don't wanna go
everythings on you tonight? cool
i don't wanna go
Not that I don't love ya but
just the way it go
I wanna eat a bowl of Chex
wear no pants and watch a show
maybe surf some sketchy sites baby
you don't wanna know
it's just way better in my home
private time's as good as gold
And not even just IRL
Group chat? you can go to hell
Don't wanna be in your clan
I lied I said I had plans
When really I was just lurking
on how-to vids about twerking
a docu-series on murders
of all the dates I deserted
Graduations and weddings
and probably more I'm forgetting
Was in my PJs and ready
to become one with the bedding
This ain't for pity, I'm glad
of all the smiles I've had
your Out getting drinks with the lads
but I was out at my Dad's
Except I'm not at my dads
Another lie don't get mad
Whole time I've been at my pad
Watching shows getting fat
How'd you fall for my ruse
I've made you all look like fools
You thought I went and had fun
you must feel so damn dumb
you're having parties at the crib
i dont wanna go
wanna show me how to live, sorry
i don't wanna go
say that you're paying for the flight, still
i don't wanna go
everythings on you tonight? cool
i don't wanna go
Not that I don't love ya but
just the way it go
I wanna eat a bowl of Chex
wear no pants and watch a show
maybe surf some sketchy sites baby
you don't wanna know
it's just way better in my home
private time's as good as gold
I get it. It's not healthy
We at Marty McFly levels heavy
Like dragging from a board off a Chevy
Better not be crashing into shit so help me
Stressed out you can bet, but I take that step
Efforting to paint the whole town red
Gotta get out of bed and we must get dressed
Never know, it could be the day you wake up dead
so make the best out of day
take those kids go out and play
go picnic out by the lake
Your wife'll love it, ok?
Is it so hard to do?
thinking bout others and not just you?
you ain't gotta dress like your destitute
lotta people probably think you're beautiful
how true
i didn't realize that I was denying you my glorious
presence and confidence
Gregariousness and dominance
However, go-getter
self-care is still a prominent matter
put all these plans and my chill in a blender
In the hopes the results can make me feel better
Order up I'll take grande
hour long i go broadway
But forgive me this delay
Beating Tropico is importante
you're having parties at the crib
i dont wanna go
wanna show me how to live, sorry
i don't wanna go
say that you're paying for the flight, still
i don't wanna go
everythings on you tonight? cool
i don't wanna go
Not that I don't love ya but
just the way it go
I wanna eat a bowl of Chex
wear no pants and watch a show
maybe surf some sketchy sites baby
you don't wanna know
it's just way better in my home
private time's as good as gold
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IcyHot
04:04
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hero in the making, and ill show you what i got
i'm todoroki but they call me icyhot
i'll shock the world, with all the power i unlock
ill make sure that this party never ever stop
I was literally built for this
I am an active volcano on everest
seething before i could make salutations
they all hate because i came on in on those recommendations
i'm tired of waiting, don't have the patience
i've been debating if they were mistaken
getting frustrated, i feel like that even my face has been tainted
i'm jaded
ice cold at a boiling point
growing up knowing I disappoint
think I'm OP, they miss the point
Dad's the best? Well I won't anoint
Never because of the things that he did to me
Not to mention what he did to my family
drove my poor mother to take it all out on me
seriously
look at my face all i see a monstrosity
these burns and these scars they're reminding me constantly
of all the things that you've done
they may call you new number one
but you don't get to call your son
now i'm on the run
So I will rely on my right
I'm as stubborn as you and i'll do it for spite
If I'm cold to the bone you know I won't ignite
it's a one sided fight you don't get to be right
this midoriya kid's always bringing the hype
saying i should be best and to give up my pride
saying do what we can to be just like all might
and he's willing to die just to help me decide
hero in the making, and ill show you what i got
i'm todoroki but they call me icyhot
i'll shock the world, with all the power i unlock
ill make sure that this party never ever stop
So now I'm racing out of my shell
now my fire blazing like hell
ain't no phasing me I won't sell
got bakago he raging oh well
but I got distracted now he's going rabid
Don't make it a habit to get so dramatic
I'm happy he lasted
no overreacting we put on a classic
but this ain't festivities
flying through allies to take out these enemies
but now these enemies garner your sympathies
stop all the fantasies, they causing tragedies
I am the hand crusher, I'm cursed
only one of the best cause I put in that work
and maybe Endevor's the ultimate jerk
but I'm going to milk the hell out of his quirk
till I'm in the dirt, I got your back
slip me a text and I'll find where you're at
don't expect me to be the first one with a laugh
but remedial me man how funny is that
Inasa's a pussycat, but what he staring at
both failed tests all because of this maniac
flying through breezes like he was an acrobat
his hatred for me gonna give us a handicap
but back then I acted so cold
and I gotta respect him for being so bold
never gives up, knows when to do what he's told
I acted like dad and that really hit home
that's when it all hit like the weather
not all about power, we gotta do better
with me and my friends in my class at the center
We're going plus ultra, we'll do it together
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10. |
Shakedown
03:30
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I'm more than happy to be doing just fine
Content in going slow and taking my time
But he on his way now
Gotta run away now
baby it's a shakedown
Show me what you got. if it's enough then I will let you be
Refuse to let you go down as the laziest in history
Gotta be the most confident ones within this industry
Even when your argument is that nobody's ever heard of me
Bite your tongue cause they love me
They love to shower me with they money
We all popping some of that bubbly
Attractive boys and girls think I'm yummy
But you need to give what they wanting
If they leave you're gonna feel rotten
they forget you it'll be haunting
so you always need to be plotting
but this won't work unless all in it to win it
unless you're gonna raise the future like the illest descendant
strike now while it's hot or else you'd better forget it
if they won't claim the top well then you might as well get it
I'm on that pinnacle
playing switch from my pedestal
but you dragging me down like a tentacle
you beef but act like vegetable
that attitude is terrible
refuse to ever be invisible
best believe that im unforgettable
ya need to be a little more dependable
It's alright. it's ok. I can be understanding
But I can't tolerate this nothingness that you've been planning
I'll do it later, how about I'll do it now?
I could devastate your life and never have to tell you how
But I don't wanna go down that road again
make it easy maybe we can skip the suffering
haters right outside and they'll bustling
they be knocking baby we don't gotta let em in
take the rescue that I'm offering
if you get it all together we be profiting
corners of the map that we'd be covering
but ignore me every day man it's puzzling
dude you created me first
so I'm gonna make you work
brother know that it could be worse
I won't let you go in reverse
Think of all the things that we did
All the followers that you get
European joints that we hit
I'll remind you till we're both dead
Which will creep up sooner than we hope it would
So go out with a bang instead of fearing your misunderstood
Chronicle your life but embellish it to make it good
Make it weird enough they'll tell our story out in Hollywood
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Beefy Kennewick, Washington
Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more
Beefy recommends:
Daughters of Ymir
by LEX the Lexicon Artist
Lex makes dope albums. Here's one of them about the women of Attack of Titan.
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Freeced is a fresh new face in the world of a new wave of Nerdcore that will overtake the dinosaurs of old, but Freeced is cool because they appreciate dinosaurs.
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Check out the music of my cousin Joey Z64 or else he'll bully both of us
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Net Split or, the Fathomless Heartbreak of Online Itself
by MC Frontalot
supported by 35 fans who also own “The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam”
Couldn't have made "BURNER" without the Nerdcore genre this man started. Love this O.G.'s exasperated take on the modern internet, and hope he hasn't given it up entirely!
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Bioavailable
by The Grammar Club
supported by 24 fans who also own “The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam”
Honestly, I love everything the Grammar Club does, and Shael and Beefy as individuals, but you throw in a perfect Jesse Dangerously verse and damn does this just make for an excellent song.
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Dreamcast
by Professor Creepshow
featured on Bandcamp Radio Feb 9, 2024
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