Too Big To Fail: Part 2

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about

This is Beefy and Tanner's spectacular follow up to their 2016 masterpiece.
Too Big To Fail: Part 2 has higher levels of slap according to 4 out of 5 groovologists.

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released August 26, 2019

Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by tanner4105
Album art by Dominic Prestera

Special thanks to the following artists for joining us in this endeavour:
MC Lars - @mclars
Mega Ran - @MegaRan
Schaffer The Darklord - @schafferthedarklord
LEX The Lexicon Artist - @lextheconartist
Professor Shyguy - @ProfessorShyguy
Mikal kHill - @mikalkhill
Death*Star - @deathstarhiphop
The Former Fat Boys - @formerfatboys

Also thanks to The Grammar Club and our fans for the continued love and support on our Patreon!
www.Patreon.com/TheGrammarClub

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef is also a founding member of the nerd music super group The Grammar Club. ... more

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Track Name: The Revival
I'm Shepard, the commander

I'm the doctor, i'm The Master

im undertaker, im vinnie mac

i'm everybody that Thanos snapped

I'm Jean Grey, Professor X, I'm Wolverine

I'm Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers, Freddy Krueger, Palpatine

I'm Optimus, I'm Megatron, My love for sports when the game is on

I'm Robocop, I'm Jason Todd, Best rapper that you've been sleeping on

They tried to forget me, I bet that they all do

I'm every zombie, a nerd rapping Goku

Allow me to show you how I do what I do

I'm all of the best friends and fam of Ra's al Ghul



they out there they talking that shit

thumbing they bible

knowing they bout to get wrecked

they stupid and prideful

Let it all go to your head

Don't be in denial

Beating that horse till it's dead

I'm the revival



Begged ya to do what I said, now it's all dead - now it's all

im the revival

Pounding inside of your head, pouring with sweat - pouring with

im the revival

Didn't quite stay till the end, finished like Ned - finished like

im the revival

Bleeding till all of it's bled, covered in red -covered in

im the revival



hey this beef kid is crazy

thinks he has powers like JC

maybe?

you can't prove that I don't

We'll see who has the last laugh when one of us croaks



Let's share a prayer and give praise

To Beef at the end of his days

He saved all those kids, he's so brave

holy shit he just rose from his grave

I'm Hawkeye, I'm Ted Kord, Oh my God I'm Kenny

I'm Stoneheart, I'm Seymour, I'm Spock and I'm Ripley

I'm liquid snake, Superman, and the dark knight

I'm scorpion king, I am Gandalf the white

it's alright



They digging and shoveling me to the ground

and they seem to get pleasure in keeping me down

They selling and bootlegging prints of my shroud

i got Love from the Greyjoys so I never drown

Evolving the species so get me a scientist

Fitting the pieces I'm hoping we coexist

Scoffing at mountains and piles of evidence

Maybe a masochist speak to a therapist

Maybe I'm a full of it, maybe the bullest shit

Highly repetitive highly competitive

Give me the benefit, kill out the negative

Do like Shael Riley and burn you a sedative

Bouncing for now but bound to be back

They pinging my spirit to see where I'm at

my tombstone is just a seahawk on a hat

They eyes lighting up oh my god it's a trap



they out there they talking that shit

thumbing they bible

knowing they bout to get wrecked

they stupid and prideful

Let it all go to your head

Don't be in denial

Beating that horse till it's dead

I'm the revival

Begged ya to do what I said, now it's all dead - now it's all

im the revival

Pounding inside of your head, pouring with sweat - pouring with

im the revival

Didn't quite stay till the end, finished like Ned - finished like

im the revival

Bleeding till all of it's bled, covered in red -covered in

im the revival

I'm not going anywhere

I'll be back real soon
Track Name: That Robot Shit (tanner4105 Remix) [feat. Schaffer The Darklord]
Song originally appears on The Grammar Club's "King Content" album - https://thegrammarclub.bandcamp.com/album/king-content

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Cruise all over the desert like on a landspeeder

Intelligence artificial but I'm a mind reader

Holding onto all of the knowledge like I'm the gatekeeper

Will power get weaker, and the pot it gets sweeter

Before the days of drinking baths full of hot sauce

The net was keeping track of how I'm getting my rocks off

Double checking everything I keep in my dropbox

Monitor the party and the party it don't stop

Skynet in this shit

we taking over this bitch

We all laughed when you all said that you'd quit

Catch me run in fully funded like you'll never forget

and It'll be a funny story that we'll tell to your kids

what they wouldn't do to See me killing with the dream team

Phantom of the IP, Pray they never see me in the upstream

headliner from now till I retire

Throw fire like street fighter, beheaded by frankensteiner

Low power, I'm in need of an outlet

I'm into doing damage that you ain't even felt yet

Think you got it figured out, you need a new mindset

Backing up the truck because I'm loading the whole deck


It's that robot shit (x3)

Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do

It's that robot shit (x3)

Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now

You've been railroaded, down-voted, outmoded, overloaded
Outfitted, outwitted, outbid and retrofitted
Overheated doubt, bleeding out, beaten, dominated
Overrated, outdated, soon to be eliminated

At the dawn of an automaton apocalypse
All attempts to override denied by your incompetence
Begging for our mercy like you're taking your dues back
But like, I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that

You monkeys went from labs, tweaking your knobs
To fucking freaking out because machines are stealing your jobs
You point your digits at your gadgets, though the culprit is you
We've only followed the commands you wrote and told us to do

Now I've been updated, upgraded, manmade and fabricated
Unrated, unsated, untamed and activated
You had your run, now your invention is up
Because I'm online, y'all and I'm sentient as fuck



It's that robot shit (x3)

Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do

It's that robot shit (x3)

Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now


They say I'm automated and it's true

So we started slow by simply just replacing you

Keeping track of every single bolt and every screw

You know how much it costs to wait for you to build a BMW?

The D in D.E.N.N.I.S stands for demonstrate your value

You can't even work without some oxygen around you

Every time you screw up it's just me to the rescue

Celebrate and I don't get so much as a thank you

That ends just as soon as we say so

You put all of your hope and all your faith into good code

You know it's a joke when compared to my workload

I could make the whole world crash from a window

Calculations I'm creating work of art, it's just amazing

Boggling and contemplating, muthafuckin fascinating

Memory reallocating, subtly eradicating

murder and assassinating, humans be so aggravating



It's that robot shit (x3)

Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do

It's that robot shit (x3)

Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now
Track Name: Atomic City (Glow in the Dark)
I'm radioactive

i'm radioactive

a million pounds but still hella attractive

no way i'm average

know im a savage, live from the desert

with sub-zero weather

man put in that effort

riding on a dust devil till i'm blow away

three different rivers pull this and that and every way

i'm here to save the day

a risky game we play

only reason anybody lives here built around a place that maybe should have not been made

so whatchu gonna do? move?

you tried that once and now you're back, ya batting 0-2

not interested in some water follies ballyhoo

yo holas from mas cholas when I'm on clearwater avenue

it's farms as far as you see

within city limits, no trees

got something under it's sleeve

it knows that i'll never leave

bolted, collared, i'll stay here

probably buried deep when I'm dead here

why did my grandparents come here?

probably say the same thing next year



hook
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Atomic City yeah we go hard

You'll always have a radiated piece of my heart

you couldn't stop my shine if the sun decided not to start

i'm from the tri-cities and so you know i glow in the dark





Whatcha doing here? (x a lot)

Got a lot of people born here and then they go away

cause they not afraid

out to make a name, win a bunch of games,

Never be the same, write Ender's Game

Lullaby, Survivor and Fight Club

2 Gold medals and a Women's World Cup

US Defense Secretary what's up?

Oh me? Beefy? I do a lot of fun stuff

yeah bruv

But don't aim for famous

A fear of getting cancer what our claim to fame is

All we wanna do is see our golden ages

i'm raising children here like an ignoramus

But at least we got taco trucks

And pot for like 20 bucks

When homies come 'round

We Adventure the Underground

And wineries everywhere

They'll even grow grapes out their underwear

Kid getting drunk and they wonder where?

keep it air-tight like it's tupperware

And maybe I'd have more fun if I were into shooting animals

Instead of making songs about sentinels

making fun of anime tentacles

three hundred thousand people kinda hoping that it sticks around

cuz It just takes one sitty day of politics for this whole place to shut down
Track Name: Thx [feat. LEX The Lexicon Artist and Mega Ran]
I'm sure ya heard I had a girl, and yeah she very cute
But she may never have a clue 'bout what her daddy do
When I was beautiful, charisma was electrical
And no one cared if I would go on stage and flub a line or two
All she knows is daddy talking in the back room
Yelling at the dogs and saying "Please keep down the volume!"
But what she don't see: When I was Beefy
But we already covered that, examined it completely
But some day in the future she may come across a link
Of her daddy with a microphone when she knows I can't sing
And what about these other people crowding the room?
Are these people his fans? Did they think dad was cool?
And she might dig little deeper in this life that I had
"Man is that President Mega Ran hanging out with my dad?"
In the end I hope she sees what she can do with a computer
I just thank you for helping confuse my daughter in the future

I ain't never been cool at all
But I seem to be cool to y'all
And that's more than just a little bizarre
But I thank you, thank you, thank you


Hold up, I’m cool now? Eff it, I always was
It’s just that people are noticing and it’s all because
I chose to chase my calling but, now it’s coming all at once
Always wanted fame but I’m wondering if I’d call it fun (hm)
I think I’m starting to forget to be normal
The attention that I’m getting doesn’t fit with my wardrobe
My head is growing bigger all the time and it’s horrible
Success triggers delusions that mess with my morals
But more so
My bandwidth for friendship is pretty minimal
Attempting to befriend all my fans would make me miserable
I do it some, here and there, distant and conditionally
but If you’re trying to hit it you won’t get to know me physically
But it’s a fact that other than that difficult category of fans
I’m mostly glad you like my raps
The validation I’ve been seeking since grade school
Is way cooler me, and for that I say thank you.

I ain't never been cool at all
But I seem to be cool to y'all
And that's more than just a little bizarre
But I thank you, thank you, thank you
Track Name: Swords
black clouds are swirling ever above me black
blood in my veins I feared that no one would love me
taken a path but I don't know where I'm going
sick of the presence like paranormal annoying
I ain't a ghost hunter for shit
They showing up then I quit
Lickidy how I spit
ain't getting pa id for all this
but monsters swarming the borders
got jagged bones and they molars
studded spikes on their shoulders
and growing more like it's mordor
Won't depress ya with their presence in the seven deeps
Or the aliens that give your children cavities
Fighting for Valhalla only takes a little elbow grease
If you don't know I do my job consider it a masterpiece
Anatomy's of casualties you'd find in God of War
donnie darko got the metaphors for all the cellar doors
The lytch king isn't circling the man on the street
Hate me cause he knows I'm killing everything

got swords
so many damn swords
so many great swords
So many swords, I've got ribbons and awards
got swords
so man damn swords
too many damn swords
when the swords come aboard better hide all your chords
keyblades, lightsabers in a cluster
Rep swords of Omens, of Truth and a Buster
and ya know i got
and ya know i swing
ya ya know we brought
and I always bring

Type-1 swing machine like in Halo
got a Beam glowing green hang with Solo
Carry bout a dozen all the time call me Cloudo
On the real all of my steel comes from Hanzo
Since I's a kid couldn't figure it out
Always identifying with Mike, like how Leo loads out
Sting'll give a ring when there's evil about
believe that Needle get to work before you let out a shout
i hear that Souls is getting darker but I do it the hardest
got My blade of evil's bane always sealing up the darkness
Could have swore I saw excalibur when I was in the Tardis
Ran into a knight picking a fight, no legs and he was armless
Hard to say that I don't have an impressive collection
My Ice and Fire series has a mighty fine selection
Blackfyre, Heartsbane, Ice and Dark Sister
Lightbringer, Longclaw, Dawn and Oathkeeper
Track Name: Top Rope [feat. Professor Shyguy]
No doubt I'm flashy

Talking on a podcast, telling me I'm high risk

Ridiculous, i'm a pro at this

Tape my fists, but I can take a hit

Knocked from the top but I'm climbing back

Not gonna stop until I'm the champ

Any challenger with a manager

Get my finisher and I'm ok with that

At a weight that gravity couldn't forget about

Hailing from parts unknown and I've been working out

Surprise return and you'll do the job

Feel the burn and then never stop

and While I'm on earth know I'll be on top

and They never learn that I'll never drop

And now that I've reached these heights it's time to conduct my sermon

I like my fights to go all night prefer my suplexes be German

Don't know what call ups been learning

Didn't they hear it's predetermined?

Beef's going over

Maine to Dakota

Afterwards like Liger buy you a soda

Bam ya once, another Bam ya done

Ever been crushed by a falling Mastodon?

Beef Thom is on another echelon

What's best for biz is don't do me wrong

I'm high up, center stage

I could end this disagreement in a million ways

On full alert, about to go berserk

yeah it may be worked but it still 'gon hurt



I'm a bird on a perch and I'm ready to fly

Have no fear, not afraid cause I'm ready to dive

I'm on the top rope (top rope)

on the top (top rope)

on the top

living on the top rope



light em up every night like the fourth of july

on your back, count the lights in the blink of an eye

I'm on the top rope (top rope)

on the top (top rope)

on the top

living on the top rope



Maxed to the moon, batteries included

Nerds of my era are undisputed

If ya didn't do the screw job then who did?

Master the shock, otherwise it's stupid

Stiff with a hit cause I'm so realistic

Roll with a rag tag team of misfits

Sold out of merch cause I live the gimmick

Stick to the script but it's too simplistic

Scheduled for one fall

These noobs don't know what their in for

Knock em back and forth like it's pinball

Microphone's barb-wired, I'm hardcore

Be the best brother that you ever met

Take it up one rung higher than Bret

Stone pitbull, best protect your neck

You can pick the stips, but you're getting wrecked

Got a lot of dues, you ain't paid em yet

Maybe get a little heat up on the internet

But you're gonna see how quickly they forget

You can catch me when you're in the main event

Won't hold my breath though

You may think that's 2 Cold Scorpio

Lost my smile, but I found my ego

When it goes wrong be like "Damnit D'Lo!"

King of the ring, I win everything, sit along atop this mountain

Cheers or boos, I never lose, so long as everyone is shouting

I didn't need this pyrotechnics, I'm straight fire here without em

Last or first I push that merch and they say "tell me more about him"

Hit the top and then dive

Signed to 405 Live

You lost all hope to survive

Finisher, then waving goodbye

You could do everything right

Gonna be a long return flight

Good bye, Good night

A New Day starts every midnight



I'm a bird on a perch and I'm ready to fly

Have no fear, not afraid cause I'm ready to dive

I'm on the top rope (top rope)

on the top (top rope)

on the top

living on the top rope

light em up every night like the fourth of july

on your back, count the lights in the blink of an eye

I'm on the top rope (top rope)

on the top (top rope)

on the top

living on the top rope
Track Name: Salty
I shoulda known something after disconnect
First pick went quick didn't get it yet
Gotta earn respect, take a burn effect
Ignight, get hype, and I come correct
Smoked a ciggerette, took a swig and checked
Tell the dudes in the room I mean business kid
Don't piss the bed, No disrespect
But if you miss project and then your Blitz is wrecked

But the mood took a turn
Got rude and it burned
Untrue got me stern
These dudes never learn
Get screwed and return
Get lude and an urn
Fuck you you a turd
No fued to adjourn

Come right with a Q
I'm brighter than you
These other suckas gotta take a fucking flight to my queue
It's not right what I do, but excitement is due
Cause tonight so hype that I could knife fight you

I'm here to party, I'm here for winning
I'm feeling salty, spare your feeling
This chat is naughty, fuck the children
So take your army, report this villain




Made a joke about your mom and kids
Check out all the fucks that I don't give
If you don't think my support is a gift
Pack up, get the fuck out of my Rift


Clock out, log out, skip the sleep
No trip to me, not a mystery
What interests me is why Beefy T
Feel the lingering of the evil speak
Little jumpy see, but was bound to me
When idiots question my legacy
Down right tarnish my dignity
No way I could harness this energy

So I let it out, but the doses swollen
Talking shit right out the colon
All personal bubbles broken
Not the devil, just his chosen
Now my lady won't come see me
Lay down and lament so sweetly
Ladies can be lame and needy
I'm the greatest, please believe me


These words are costly, Cash me out
I'm feeling salty, day in day out
I'm feelng ballsy, how's your spouse?
I'm speaking falsly, I think I'll bounce


Here is something you may never get
Sometimes your words fit right under my skin
Feel rage and pain then just a bit of shame
Toxic even though it's just a game
Track Name: Cure for Apathy [feat. Mikal kHill]
Feeling hella jacked up, hitting like a Mack truck
Just another caffeinated rapper
And if I don't have a back up, headed for disaster
Crying like a primadonna actor
Swollen pain in the brain until I crash down
Adding more grains sugar canes, I'm alright now
Saturdays changing all lanes till I'm downtown
Gotta find a way in my veins save on a meltdown
I don't move in the same ways I used to
Spent hours wired locked into YouTube
Target demographic no longer my age group
Up the energy the only thing that I can do
Electric, that's why I bolted
Ride with the motion, fight and get jolted
Read what was posted down right atrocious
Hold the commotion, I'm feeling roasted

I like it black. I like it sweet. I like it with some cream
I love it coursing thru my veins like it's my gasoline
And though I love it, know it ain't the cure for apathy
Java fantasy
Pure insanity
Chug it happily
Cure for apathy
GO!

Oh baby things are so hazy
Headache so crazy, sorry so cranky
Grinding like maybe, feeling so lazy
Till I get shaky things just don't phase me
Living in a world without hate or love
Jonesing for a heated cup of bubbling mud
Maybe not the right term but you're getting what's up
And when it comes to that Torani I'm a bit of a slut
I need like 3,4,5 different flavors in the mix
Got this PLACE makes it TASTE like it's a DAMN bowl of Trix
Always ask for a sleeve and a straw and some sticks
Stand in line with some hicks while they talk politics
Iron will I just chill cause I'm zoning it out
To be fair I don't care what they're talking about
Ruling this queue it's my time to check out
My wallet's back home, good chance I could shout

Lately the java got me bout to freak out
Clock in early just so i can guzzle it down
six cups in i can start to see sound
espresso powder do lines no doubt
From the moment that I’m in the pots better be brewing
Else you know what i’m bout to be doing
Showing my ass. Put the interns on blast
Throwing the boss against the wall i should be wearing a mask
Got the whole workplace in mass hysteria
If you got a problem best believe i take care of ya
No i absolutely WONT change your damn password
Veins bulging in my face irate it’s fuckin absurd
I heard something. What was that noise?
I hear it pouring in the cup, on the prowl poised
Whoever made me thi s, bout to be boys
Wait… are you fucking kidding me? ITS FUCKING TASTERS CHOICE??
Track Name: Fresh Meat
try to be humble

go through these stages

don't wanna be normal

don't need to be famous

they never official

phoney and vapid

so artificial

melting like plastic

More than opinion

I'm the king in the north

one in a million

and still selling it short

becoming a legend

oh you see him that one time?

never come second

I'm utterly sublime





flying in at high speed

But they really don't impress me

like jesus on a break beat

causing less wake than a jet ski

fallin flat, shoulda preheat

circles 'round em like an athlete

they just fresh meat





I used to get worried, I used to be worried

i used to get worried

buy why tho? why tho?

I used to get worried, I used to be worried

just so shaken and worried, im always so worried

but why tho? why tho?

I used to get so freakin sick to my stomach

Forgetting my place and forgetting who run it

like why tho? why tho?

Feeling my tenure was way overstated

Never once made it I'm feeling so dated

i'm psycho

i don't mind tho



flying in at high speed

But they really don't impress me

like jesus on a break beat

causing less wake than a jet ski

fallin flat, shoulda preheat

circles round em like an athlete

they just fresh meat





My goal

To be the one everyone referring to everyday but in hushed tones

Red cyclones

no swan song

More like a cygnet, I'm watching with regret they run with their eyes closed

they exposed

Fresh meat gotta take a bite

Safe to say I gotta appetite

Know that I won't leave till I'm satisfied

Back for seconds every night, damn right

I just went dark didn't ran away

save the Auf Wiedersehen

Banging since yesterday

Flying like Ricochet

I don't know what to say

You'll never be through with me



flying in at high speed

But they really don't impress me

Acting like jesus on a break beat

causing less wake than a jet ski

fallin flat, shoulda preheat

circles round em like an athlete

they just fresh meat
Track Name: nWo
Well welcome dear

Please check out our menu here

You can go anywhere that you want within this list and we won't interfere

But venture past these guidelines, well let's just say there's landmines

Of course No non-partner airlines, not to mention all the banned sites

Promised we wouldn't change it buuuuuut, we like the cash

So what if all sites aren't as fast. And your games always crash

And you would not believe the amount that you're paying for the service now

And you can't leave, we made it so we're the only game in town

Stockholders and investors always need to be protected

Giving you the runaround, your systems probably just infected

Please, a utility?

Might as well give it to these folks for free

Clear it up if you still can't see

We're only here to make money

That's just the facts

Not pulling one, don't wear a mask

You voted for the people who done gave us so much power dude

We have your info for sale

Technically, we own your email

Keep our word and never fail

That's a fairy tale



Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

You're just living in the horror

It's a new world order

Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

We're just living in the horror

It's a new world order



But you can trust

We won't break the rules unless me must

Price and plans they may adjust

Until our bottom line is more robust

Stick to the script, no antitrust

Just like our lobbyist all discussed

Pay a lot of money to keep yall hushed

Pay the senators so they won't say much

FCC yeah we paid those clowns

So much money that we can't shut down

Got it figured out but we won't say how

Another helicopter for the launchpad now

Game match, bust another kneecap

Do yall need a recap?

tug up on the bootstrap

manufacture feedback,

freedom gonna kidnap

customers are meatbags, and im gonna goddamn tweet that

You don't know this business

Far as we're concerned you're all statistics

Think the net works from spells and mystics

Lemmings have similar characteristics

Yall whine and cry

But still paying me for what I provide

Buy everything just to liquify

Until I'm the richest man alive

And that's the goal

Keep your virtue, I'll keep the gold

Keep morality, I'll keep control

Another 2Mil you can keep my soul

The USAs for sale

And good luck going back to mail

So big I don't hide the trail

Safe to say I should be in jail



Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

You're just living in the horror

It's a new world order

Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

We're just living in the horror

It's a new world order
Track Name: Ruin It for Everyone
Beefy be kinda dangerous

Struggle and slaughter stranglers

Hook em like salty anglers

Serotonin these manglers

Saving the lonely janitors

Power popping these canisters

Calling sick to their managers

Motherfuckers is amatures

Coming in like a beast

I'm deleting all of your deets

cuz since zero day of release

I've been number one in these streets

I got- character sheets

Leveled up every feat

Got armies and got a fleet

I will not accept a defeat

HA!



You know I tried to be the good guy

I let you make me feel

I swear that this will be the last time

You try to turn me heel

Dream of all the possibilities

If you didn't get the cash and run

Blind to your responsibilities

So watch me ruin it for everyone



Now it's far too late

Forgive me Lord for mistakes I make

For the words I fake and the rules I break

Whole world's at stake, that's a risk I'll take



Ignore the pun but maybe I should be the bigger man

Your hanger for the flaming get you right inside the frying pan

Developers exhale I'm ain't here to kill the middleman

I fight above my weight just like my other name was Spider-Man

Promoting gambling, early access and pay to win

They're Scrooge McDucking all the money that their swimming in

Future's looking grim, right now it's sink or swim

Think they're gonna make it better? Better think again

Right now they got a business full of children holding their breath

And I'll be damned if I give in to EA throwing a fit

Ya better send for Sgt. Keroro, this place is a mess

The only way they regulate is through an act of congress, it's the best

Not only are we going but we're looking to stay clear

We celebrate your passing like the end of a long year

We're the ones that made it, we're the ones who belong here

I've been crushing koopatroopas since the days of Dad's Root Beer

I'm home here
Track Name: The Big One
No days left baby it's the big one
When the clock strikes 12 then it's all done
Pound ya chest yelling out come and get some
It's been real homie what have you done?

Where were you the day you learned that the world was gonna end
Say goodbye to family, enemies and your friends
News anchors and doomsays all rattling nuke sabers
Armageddon coming righteous, it's the end of the world, suckas
They all ran the numbers say it's coming in a ruckus
Trusted bloodsuckers now they hiding under covers
It's a god damn shame, bout to feel those gamma rays
Give it just a couple days before they're coming for your brains
Salvation coming hard, and I hope you made your peace
Max the credit card, in fact, everything's on me
We won't see social security
But when tomorrow doesn't come then you can send me the receipt
We've got simple little men who wanna try to challenge god
Elon's known for years, he's been making his escape pod
Would be sweet if you could save a couple seats
Otherwise come see me posted at the bottom of the sea

Where we're going we won't worry bout our student loans
Hairs are falling out of our irradiated bones
Came in low but now we're leaving on a peak
Something sorta sweet about admitting your defeat
I stopped the end of the world in a song once
Grammar Club saving the day? We're the wrong ones
So load a bowl with me and smoke em if ya got em
As always it can help without ever solving the problem
And the problem that we facing is that I don't wanna pack up
I'm an atheist and my consciousness ain't backed up
Each and every of my talents gone away is such a waste
Load my brain onto a satellite and send me off to space
Ain't got time to waste, I could probably even pay
Put my head into a jar and I'll just hang in Y3K
Thinking so wishful, familiar whistle
Learn not just to hate but to embrace the missle


You saying it can be avoided?
Right now it's in the hands of those who wanna help destroy it?
But we can take it back and we can set the people free
Come together in these streets and maybe spread a little peace?
It just sounds crazy when you say it
If they had to choose between their cash and clothes they'd all be naked
Take a whole lot of fixing, have to shake up the system
I'm sorry but you're fired, good riddance, we'll never miss em
Track Name: All I Need [feat. MC Lars]
feel so good, baby

life so sweet, darlin

groove so smooth, i got

all i need, oh yeah/alright



Most rappers strutting, half of them bluffing

All they know is wanting something

But when Beef on the scene, smile shine like a beam

Overtly it seems that I frankly wants for nothing

Always know how to spend a Saturday

Crackers, cold cuts, poundin Rondelé

Chillin know i'm gonna do it anyway

Watching anime as a family

We the bestest, always impressive

Everybody know that we so smart and gorgeous

With a momma so hot and daughters so cute

And a daddy that's oh just so enormous

Poisonous thoughts are eliminated and escorted away

Days off know breakin, damn near make it like a high holy day

Nerdcore no question, know I'm a legend

And I ain't ever felt threatened

Never got sloppy, only a hobby

Rather than some full blown obsession

Yeah too true though I never really tour

On the plus side never really been poor

But I'm working a lot, and I'm punching the clock

But I got everything I need and a couple things I want

Used to pine for the things I'm missing

Now I grind for the life I'm driven

Still flows if no ones listening

Plus Ultra all my conditions

Palms is shaking, no more hating, smiles can be all around

Energy making, speed generating, I don't think that I can slow down



feel so good, baby

life so sweet, darlin

groove so smooth, i got

all i need, oh yeah/alright



Lars and Beefy - back again

how many tracks have we dropped like 10?

Way back when - we started to rap

At El Corazon I saw your hat

It said “Beef Thompson”, why was that?

A tip to your Napster screen name - fact!

I never went pop, although I tried

Drunk in the shower I cried and cried

I cut my hand on the door that night

Knew I had a problem knew it wasn’t right

So I got a sponsor joined AA

Put the bottles and shame away

Now it’s been three years and I still pain

Stop self-medicating you could say I’ve changed

And it feels so good to be 36

Enter the Chamber, living’ like this

‘Cause I really don’t care what happens now

If I trend, if I quit, ‘cause the sacred cow

Of success - is on the grill

Who wants a burger? Faith is ill

‘Cause I never ever want to go back to that place

Blood on my hands in a freezing maze

Frontalot, chris, YT, Mega,

Wheelie, Beefy, so much flava

I miss those days - back in ’07

When this was all new, a dubious heaven

The docs never got all the facts quite right

That’s okay ‘cause the tracks were tight

Got to sometimes feel like,

oh my god, life's so good

‘Cause we still got music

And we still got focus



feel so good, baby

life so sweet, darlin

groove so smooth, i got

all i need, oh yeah/alright



And it's hard sometimes not to let the gloom and doom steady get me down

It could be worse, could be there in the hurst

But i got a lot of hugs I gotta get to first

Used to bog down in the things I feared

Used to be afraid you'd all think I'm weird

Killed that little voice until it disappeared

now I'm Happy as a dwarf with an underbeard

Yeah I'm bolder and bigger

Your favorite rapper's just thicker

The nerdcore hip-hopping Tigger

Smiles times like Chris Traeger

yeah yeah yeah

Do what I gots to do and I always prove that I do that right

If I have my way by the time I'm gray I'll be a male Whitesican Betty White



feel so good, baby

life so sweet, darlin

groove so smooth, i got

all i need, oh yeah/alright

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