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Too Big To Fail: Part 2

by Beefy

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The Revival 03:27
I'm Shepard, the commander I'm the doctor, i'm The Master im undertaker, im vinnie mac i'm everybody that Thanos snapped I'm Jean Grey, Professor X, I'm Wolverine I'm Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers, Freddy Krueger, Palpatine I'm Optimus, I'm Megatron, My love for sports when the game is on I'm Robocop, I'm Jason Todd, Best rapper that you've been sleeping on They tried to forget me, I bet that they all do I'm every zombie, a nerd rapping Goku Allow me to show you how I do what I do I'm all of the best friends and fam of Ra's al Ghul they out there they talking that shit thumbing they bible knowing they bout to get wrecked they stupid and prideful Let it all go to your head Don't be in denial Beating that horse till it's dead I'm the revival Begged ya to do what I said, now it's all dead - now it's all im the revival Pounding inside of your head, pouring with sweat - pouring with im the revival Didn't quite stay till the end, finished like Ned - finished like im the revival Bleeding till all of it's bled, covered in red -covered in im the revival hey this beef kid is crazy thinks he has powers like JC maybe? you can't prove that I don't We'll see who has the last laugh when one of us croaks Let's share a prayer and give praise To Beef at the end of his days He saved all those kids, he's so brave holy shit he just rose from his grave I'm Hawkeye, I'm Ted Kord, Oh my God I'm Kenny I'm Stoneheart, I'm Seymour, I'm Spock and I'm Ripley I'm liquid snake, Superman, and the dark knight I'm scorpion king, I am Gandalf the white it's alright They digging and shoveling me to the ground and they seem to get pleasure in keeping me down They selling and bootlegging prints of my shroud i got Love from the Greyjoys so I never drown Evolving the species so get me a scientist Fitting the pieces I'm hoping we coexist Scoffing at mountains and piles of evidence Maybe a masochist speak to a therapist Maybe I'm a full of it, maybe the bullest shit Highly repetitive highly competitive Give me the benefit, kill out the negative Do like Shael Riley and burn you a sedative Bouncing for now but bound to be back They pinging my spirit to see where I'm at my tombstone is just a seahawk on a hat They eyes lighting up oh my god it's a trap they out there they talking that shit thumbing they bible knowing they bout to get wrecked they stupid and prideful Let it all go to your head Don't be in denial Beating that horse till it's dead I'm the revival Begged ya to do what I said, now it's all dead - now it's all im the revival Pounding inside of your head, pouring with sweat - pouring with im the revival Didn't quite stay till the end, finished like Ned - finished like im the revival Bleeding till all of it's bled, covered in red -covered in im the revival I'm not going anywhere I'll be back real soon
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Song originally appears on The Grammar Club's "King Content" album - https://thegrammarclub.bandcamp.com/album/king-content ----------- ------------- ---------------- --------------- ----------- Cruise all over the desert like on a landspeeder Intelligence artificial but I'm a mind reader Holding onto all of the knowledge like I'm the gatekeeper Will power get weaker, and the pot it gets sweeter Before the days of drinking baths full of hot sauce The net was keeping track of how I'm getting my rocks off Double checking everything I keep in my dropbox Monitor the party and the party it don't stop Skynet in this shit we taking over this bitch We all laughed when you all said that you'd quit Catch me run in fully funded like you'll never forget and It'll be a funny story that we'll tell to your kids what they wouldn't do to See me killing with the dream team Phantom of the IP, Pray they never see me in the upstream headliner from now till I retire Throw fire like street fighter, beheaded by frankensteiner Low power, I'm in need of an outlet I'm into doing damage that you ain't even felt yet Think you got it figured out, you need a new mindset Backing up the truck because I'm loading the whole deck It's that robot shit (x3) Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do It's that robot shit (x3) Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now You've been railroaded, down-voted, outmoded, overloaded Outfitted, outwitted, outbid and retrofitted Overheated doubt, bleeding out, beaten, dominated Overrated, outdated, soon to be eliminated At the dawn of an automaton apocalypse All attempts to override denied by your incompetence Begging for our mercy like you're taking your dues back But like, I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that You monkeys went from labs, tweaking your knobs To fucking freaking out because machines are stealing your jobs You point your digits at your gadgets, though the culprit is you We've only followed the commands you wrote and told us to do Now I've been updated, upgraded, manmade and fabricated Unrated, unsated, untamed and activated You had your run, now your invention is up Because I'm online, y'all and I'm sentient as fuck It's that robot shit (x3) Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do It's that robot shit (x3) Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now They say I'm automated and it's true So we started slow by simply just replacing you Keeping track of every single bolt and every screw You know how much it costs to wait for you to build a BMW? The D in D.E.N.N.I.S stands for demonstrate your value You can't even work without some oxygen around you Every time you screw up it's just me to the rescue Celebrate and I don't get so much as a thank you That ends just as soon as we say so You put all of your hope and all your faith into good code You know it's a joke when compared to my workload I could make the whole world crash from a window Calculations I'm creating work of art, it's just amazing Boggling and contemplating, muthafuckin fascinating Memory reallocating, subtly eradicating murder and assassinating, humans be so aggravating It's that robot shit (x3) Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do It's that robot shit (x3) Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now
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I'm radioactive i'm radioactive a million pounds but still hella attractive no way i'm average know im a savage, live from the desert with sub-zero weather man put in that effort riding on a dust devil till i'm blow away three different rivers pull this and that and every way i'm here to save the day a risky game we play only reason anybody lives here built around a place that maybe should have not been made so whatchu gonna do? move? you tried that once and now you're back, ya batting 0-2 not interested in some water follies ballyhoo yo holas from mas cholas when I'm on clearwater avenue it's farms as far as you see within city limits, no trees got something under it's sleeve it knows that i'll never leave bolted, collared, i'll stay here probably buried deep when I'm dead here why did my grandparents come here? probably say the same thing next year hook --- Atomic City yeah we go hard You'll always have a radiated piece of my heart you couldn't stop my shine if the sun decided not to start i'm from the tri-cities and so you know i glow in the dark Whatcha doing here? (x a lot) Got a lot of people born here and then they go away cause they not afraid out to make a name, win a bunch of games, Never be the same, write Ender's Game Lullaby, Survivor and Fight Club 2 Gold medals and a Women's World Cup US Defense Secretary what's up? Oh me? Beefy? I do a lot of fun stuff yeah bruv But don't aim for famous A fear of getting cancer what our claim to fame is All we wanna do is see our golden ages i'm raising children here like an ignoramus But at least we got taco trucks And pot for like 20 bucks When homies come 'round We Adventure the Underground And wineries everywhere They'll even grow grapes out their underwear Kid getting drunk and they wonder where? keep it air-tight like it's tupperware And maybe I'd have more fun if I were into shooting animals Instead of making songs about sentinels making fun of anime tentacles three hundred thousand people kinda hoping that it sticks around cuz It just takes one sitty day of politics for this whole place to shut down
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I'm sure ya heard I had a girl, and yeah she very cute But she may never have a clue 'bout what her daddy do When I was beautiful, charisma was electrical And no one cared if I would go on stage and flub a line or two All she knows is daddy talking in the back room Yelling at the dogs and saying "Please keep down the volume!" But what she don't see: When I was Beefy But we already covered that, examined it completely But some day in the future she may come across a link Of her daddy with a microphone when she knows I can't sing And what about these other people crowding the room? Are these people his fans? Did they think dad was cool? And she might dig little deeper in this life that I had "Man is that President Mega Ran hanging out with my dad?" In the end I hope she sees what she can do with a computer I just thank you for helping confuse my daughter in the future I ain't never been cool at all But I seem to be cool to y'all And that's more than just a little bizarre But I thank you, thank you, thank you Hold up, I’m cool now? Eff it, I always was It’s just that people are noticing and it’s all because I chose to chase my calling but, now it’s coming all at once Always wanted fame but I’m wondering if I’d call it fun (hm) I think I’m starting to forget to be normal The attention that I’m getting doesn’t fit with my wardrobe My head is growing bigger all the time and it’s horrible Success triggers delusions that mess with my morals But more so My bandwidth for friendship is pretty minimal Attempting to befriend all my fans would make me miserable I do it some, here and there, distant and conditionally but If you’re trying to hit it you won’t get to know me physically But it’s a fact that other than that difficult category of fans I’m mostly glad you like my raps The validation I’ve been seeking since grade school Is way cooler me, and for that I say thank you. I ain't never been cool at all But I seem to be cool to y'all And that's more than just a little bizarre But I thank you, thank you, thank you
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Swords 02:43
black clouds are swirling ever above me black blood in my veins I feared that no one would love me taken a path but I don't know where I'm going sick of the presence like paranormal annoying I ain't a ghost hunter for shit They showing up then I quit Lickidy how I spit ain't getting pa id for all this but monsters swarming the borders got jagged bones and they molars studded spikes on their shoulders and growing more like it's mordor Won't depress ya with their presence in the seven deeps Or the aliens that give your children cavities Fighting for Valhalla only takes a little elbow grease If you don't know I do my job consider it a masterpiece Anatomy's of casualties you'd find in God of War donnie darko got the metaphors for all the cellar doors The lytch king isn't circling the man on the street Hate me cause he knows I'm killing everything got swords so many damn swords so many great swords So many swords, I've got ribbons and awards got swords so man damn swords too many damn swords when the swords come aboard better hide all your chords keyblades, lightsabers in a cluster Rep swords of Omens, of Truth and a Buster and ya know i got and ya know i swing ya ya know we brought and I always bring Type-1 swing machine like in Halo got a Beam glowing green hang with Solo Carry bout a dozen all the time call me Cloudo On the real all of my steel comes from Hanzo Since I's a kid couldn't figure it out Always identifying with Mike, like how Leo loads out Sting'll give a ring when there's evil about believe that Needle get to work before you let out a shout i hear that Souls is getting darker but I do it the hardest got My blade of evil's bane always sealing up the darkness Could have swore I saw excalibur when I was in the Tardis Ran into a knight picking a fight, no legs and he was armless Hard to say that I don't have an impressive collection My Ice and Fire series has a mighty fine selection Blackfyre, Heartsbane, Ice and Dark Sister Lightbringer, Longclaw, Dawn and Oathkeeper
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No doubt I'm flashy Talking on a podcast, telling me I'm high risk Ridiculous, i'm a pro at this Tape my fists, but I can take a hit Knocked from the top but I'm climbing back Not gonna stop until I'm the champ Any challenger with a manager Get my finisher and I'm ok with that At a weight that gravity couldn't forget about Hailing from parts unknown and I've been working out Surprise return and you'll do the job Feel the burn and then never stop and While I'm on earth know I'll be on top and They never learn that I'll never drop And now that I've reached these heights it's time to conduct my sermon I like my fights to go all night prefer my suplexes be German Don't know what call ups been learning Didn't they hear it's predetermined? Beef's going over Maine to Dakota Afterwards like Liger buy you a soda Bam ya once, another Bam ya done Ever been crushed by a falling Mastodon? Beef Thom is on another echelon What's best for biz is don't do me wrong I'm high up, center stage I could end this disagreement in a million ways On full alert, about to go berserk yeah it may be worked but it still 'gon hurt I'm a bird on a perch and I'm ready to fly Have no fear, not afraid cause I'm ready to dive I'm on the top rope (top rope) on the top (top rope) on the top living on the top rope light em up every night like the fourth of july on your back, count the lights in the blink of an eye I'm on the top rope (top rope) on the top (top rope) on the top living on the top rope Maxed to the moon, batteries included Nerds of my era are undisputed If ya didn't do the screw job then who did? Master the shock, otherwise it's stupid Stiff with a hit cause I'm so realistic Roll with a rag tag team of misfits Sold out of merch cause I live the gimmick Stick to the script but it's too simplistic Scheduled for one fall These noobs don't know what their in for Knock em back and forth like it's pinball Microphone's barb-wired, I'm hardcore Be the best brother that you ever met Take it up one rung higher than Bret Stone pitbull, best protect your neck You can pick the stips, but you're getting wrecked Got a lot of dues, you ain't paid em yet Maybe get a little heat up on the internet But you're gonna see how quickly they forget You can catch me when you're in the main event Won't hold my breath though You may think that's 2 Cold Scorpio Lost my smile, but I found my ego When it goes wrong be like "Damnit D'Lo!" King of the ring, I win everything, sit along atop this mountain Cheers or boos, I never lose, so long as everyone is shouting I didn't need this pyrotechnics, I'm straight fire here without em Last or first I push that merch and they say "tell me more about him" Hit the top and then dive Signed to 405 Live You lost all hope to survive Finisher, then waving goodbye You could do everything right Gonna be a long return flight Good bye, Good night A New Day starts every midnight I'm a bird on a perch and I'm ready to fly Have no fear, not afraid cause I'm ready to dive I'm on the top rope (top rope) on the top (top rope) on the top living on the top rope light em up every night like the fourth of july on your back, count the lights in the blink of an eye I'm on the top rope (top rope) on the top (top rope) on the top living on the top rope
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Salty 03:28
I shoulda known something after disconnect First pick went quick didn't get it yet Gotta earn respect, take a burn effect Ignight, get hype, and I come correct Smoked a ciggerette, took a swig and checked Tell the dudes in the room I mean business kid Don't piss the bed, No disrespect But if you miss project and then your Blitz is wrecked But the mood took a turn Got rude and it burned Untrue got me stern These dudes never learn Get screwed and return Get lude and an urn Fuck you you a turd No fued to adjourn Come right with a Q I'm brighter than you These other suckas gotta take a fucking flight to my queue It's not right what I do, but excitement is due Cause tonight so hype that I could knife fight you I'm here to party, I'm here for winning I'm feeling salty, spare your feeling This chat is naughty, fuck the children So take your army, report this villain Made a joke about your mom and kids Check out all the fucks that I don't give If you don't think my support is a gift Pack up, get the fuck out of my Rift Clock out, log out, skip the sleep No trip to me, not a mystery What interests me is why Beefy T Feel the lingering of the evil speak Little jumpy see, but was bound to me When idiots question my legacy Down right tarnish my dignity No way I could harness this energy So I let it out, but the doses swollen Talking shit right out the colon All personal bubbles broken Not the devil, just his chosen Now my lady won't come see me Lay down and lament so sweetly Ladies can be lame and needy I'm the greatest, please believe me These words are costly, Cash me out I'm feeling salty, day in day out I'm feelng ballsy, how's your spouse? I'm speaking falsly, I think I'll bounce Here is something you may never get Sometimes your words fit right under my skin Feel rage and pain then just a bit of shame Toxic even though it's just a game
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Feeling hella jacked up, hitting like a Mack truck Just another caffeinated rapper And if I don't have a back up, headed for disaster Crying like a primadonna actor Swollen pain in the brain until I crash down Adding more grains sugar canes, I'm alright now Saturdays changing all lanes till I'm downtown Gotta find a way in my veins save on a meltdown I don't move in the same ways I used to Spent hours wired locked into YouTube Target demographic no longer my age group Up the energy the only thing that I can do Electric, that's why I bolted Ride with the motion, fight and get jolted Read what was posted down right atrocious Hold the commotion, I'm feeling roasted I like it black. I like it sweet. I like it with some cream I love it coursing thru my veins like it's my gasoline And though I love it, know it ain't the cure for apathy Java fantasy Pure insanity Chug it happily Cure for apathy GO! Oh baby things are so hazy Headache so crazy, sorry so cranky Grinding like maybe, feeling so lazy Till I get shaky things just don't phase me Living in a world without hate or love Jonesing for a heated cup of bubbling mud Maybe not the right term but you're getting what's up And when it comes to that Torani I'm a bit of a slut I need like 3,4,5 different flavors in the mix Got this PLACE makes it TASTE like it's a DAMN bowl of Trix Always ask for a sleeve and a straw and some sticks Stand in line with some hicks while they talk politics Iron will I just chill cause I'm zoning it out To be fair I don't care what they're talking about Ruling this queue it's my time to check out My wallet's back home, good chance I could shout Lately the java got me bout to freak out Clock in early just so i can guzzle it down six cups in i can start to see sound espresso powder do lines no doubt From the moment that I’m in the pots better be brewing Else you know what i’m bout to be doing Showing my ass. Put the interns on blast Throwing the boss against the wall i should be wearing a mask Got the whole workplace in mass hysteria If you got a problem best believe i take care of ya No i absolutely WONT change your damn password Veins bulging in my face irate it’s fuckin absurd I heard something. What was that noise? I hear it pouring in the cup, on the prowl poised Whoever made me thi s, bout to be boys Wait… are you fucking kidding me? ITS FUCKING TASTERS CHOICE??
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Fresh Meat 03:33
try to be humble go through these stages don't wanna be normal don't need to be famous they never official phoney and vapid so artificial melting like plastic More than opinion I'm the king in the north one in a million and still selling it short becoming a legend oh you see him that one time? never come second I'm utterly sublime flying in at high speed But they really don't impress me like jesus on a break beat causing less wake than a jet ski fallin flat, shoulda preheat circles 'round em like an athlete they just fresh meat I used to get worried, I used to be worried i used to get worried buy why tho? why tho? I used to get worried, I used to be worried just so shaken and worried, im always so worried but why tho? why tho? I used to get so freakin sick to my stomach Forgetting my place and forgetting who run it like why tho? why tho? Feeling my tenure was way overstated Never once made it I'm feeling so dated i'm psycho i don't mind tho flying in at high speed But they really don't impress me like jesus on a break beat causing less wake than a jet ski fallin flat, shoulda preheat circles round em like an athlete they just fresh meat My goal To be the one everyone referring to everyday but in hushed tones Red cyclones no swan song More like a cygnet, I'm watching with regret they run with their eyes closed they exposed Fresh meat gotta take a bite Safe to say I gotta appetite Know that I won't leave till I'm satisfied Back for seconds every night, damn right I just went dark didn't ran away save the Auf Wiedersehen Banging since yesterday Flying like Ricochet I don't know what to say You'll never be through with me flying in at high speed But they really don't impress me Acting like jesus on a break beat causing less wake than a jet ski fallin flat, shoulda preheat circles round em like an athlete they just fresh meat
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nWo 03:03
Well welcome dear Please check out our menu here You can go anywhere that you want within this list and we won't interfere But venture past these guidelines, well let's just say there's landmines Of course No non-partner airlines, not to mention all the banned sites Promised we wouldn't change it buuuuuut, we like the cash So what if all sites aren't as fast. And your games always crash And you would not believe the amount that you're paying for the service now And you can't leave, we made it so we're the only game in town Stockholders and investors always need to be protected Giving you the runaround, your systems probably just infected Please, a utility? Might as well give it to these folks for free Clear it up if you still can't see We're only here to make money That's just the facts Not pulling one, don't wear a mask You voted for the people who done gave us so much power dude We have your info for sale Technically, we own your email Keep our word and never fail That's a fairy tale Never gonna backtrack Creating all the feedback You're just living in the horror It's a new world order Never gonna backtrack Creating all the feedback We're just living in the horror It's a new world order But you can trust We won't break the rules unless me must Price and plans they may adjust Until our bottom line is more robust Stick to the script, no antitrust Just like our lobbyist all discussed Pay a lot of money to keep yall hushed Pay the senators so they won't say much FCC yeah we paid those clowns So much money that we can't shut down Got it figured out but we won't say how Another helicopter for the launchpad now Game match, bust another kneecap Do yall need a recap? tug up on the bootstrap manufacture feedback, freedom gonna kidnap customers are meatbags, and im gonna goddamn tweet that You don't know this business Far as we're concerned you're all statistics Think the net works from spells and mystics Lemmings have similar characteristics Yall whine and cry But still paying me for what I provide Buy everything just to liquify Until I'm the richest man alive And that's the goal Keep your virtue, I'll keep the gold Keep morality, I'll keep control Another 2Mil you can keep my soul The USAs for sale And good luck going back to mail So big I don't hide the trail Safe to say I should be in jail Never gonna backtrack Creating all the feedback You're just living in the horror It's a new world order Never gonna backtrack Creating all the feedback We're just living in the horror It's a new world order
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Beefy be kinda dangerous Struggle and slaughter stranglers Hook em like salty anglers Serotonin these manglers Saving the lonely janitors Power popping these canisters Calling sick to their managers Motherfuckers is amatures Coming in like a beast I'm deleting all of your deets cuz since zero day of release I've been number one in these streets I got- character sheets Leveled up every feat Got armies and got a fleet I will not accept a defeat HA! You know I tried to be the good guy I let you make me feel I swear that this will be the last time You try to turn me heel Dream of all the possibilities If you didn't get the cash and run Blind to your responsibilities So watch me ruin it for everyone Now it's far too late Forgive me Lord for mistakes I make For the words I fake and the rules I break Whole world's at stake, that's a risk I'll take Ignore the pun but maybe I should be the bigger man Your hanger for the flaming get you right inside the frying pan Developers exhale I'm ain't here to kill the middleman I fight above my weight just like my other name was Spider-Man Promoting gambling, early access and pay to win They're Scrooge McDucking all the money that their swimming in Future's looking grim, right now it's sink or swim Think they're gonna make it better? Better think again Right now they got a business full of children holding their breath And I'll be damned if I give in to EA throwing a fit Ya better send for Sgt. Keroro, this place is a mess The only way they regulate is through an act of congress, it's the best Not only are we going but we're looking to stay clear We celebrate your passing like the end of a long year We're the ones that made it, we're the ones who belong here I've been crushing koopatroopas since the days of Dad's Root Beer I'm home here
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The Big One 03:17
No days left baby it's the big one When the clock strikes 12 then it's all done Pound ya chest yelling out come and get some It's been real homie what have you done? Where were you the day you learned that the world was gonna end Say goodbye to family, enemies and your friends News anchors and doomsays all rattling nuke sabers Armageddon coming righteous, it's the end of the world, suckas They all ran the numbers say it's coming in a ruckus Trusted bloodsuckers now they hiding under covers It's a god damn shame, bout to feel those gamma rays Give it just a couple days before they're coming for your brains Salvation coming hard, and I hope you made your peace Max the credit card, in fact, everything's on me We won't see social security But when tomorrow doesn't come then you can send me the receipt We've got simple little men who wanna try to challenge god Elon's known for years, he's been making his escape pod Would be sweet if you could save a couple seats Otherwise come see me posted at the bottom of the sea Where we're going we won't worry bout our student loans Hairs are falling out of our irradiated bones Came in low but now we're leaving on a peak Something sorta sweet about admitting your defeat I stopped the end of the world in a song once Grammar Club saving the day? We're the wrong ones So load a bowl with me and smoke em if ya got em As always it can help without ever solving the problem And the problem that we facing is that I don't wanna pack up I'm an atheist and my consciousness ain't backed up Each and every of my talents gone away is such a waste Load my brain onto a satellite and send me off to space Ain't got time to waste, I could probably even pay Put my head into a jar and I'll just hang in Y3K Thinking so wishful, familiar whistle Learn not just to hate but to embrace the missle You saying it can be avoided? Right now it's in the hands of those who wanna help destroy it? But we can take it back and we can set the people free Come together in these streets and maybe spread a little peace? It just sounds crazy when you say it If they had to choose between their cash and clothes they'd all be naked Take a whole lot of fixing, have to shake up the system I'm sorry but you're fired, good riddance, we'll never miss em
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feel so good, baby life so sweet, darlin groove so smooth, i got all i need, oh yeah/alright Most rappers strutting, half of them bluffing All they know is wanting something But when Beef on the scene, smile shine like a beam Overtly it seems that I frankly wants for nothing Always know how to spend a Saturday Crackers, cold cuts, poundin Rondelé Chillin know i'm gonna do it anyway Watching anime as a family We the bestest, always impressive Everybody know that we so smart and gorgeous With a momma so hot and daughters so cute And a daddy that's oh just so enormous Poisonous thoughts are eliminated and escorted away Days off know breakin, damn near make it like a high holy day Nerdcore no question, know I'm a legend And I ain't ever felt threatened Never got sloppy, only a hobby Rather than some full blown obsession Yeah too true though I never really tour On the plus side never really been poor But I'm working a lot, and I'm punching the clock But I got everything I need and a couple things I want Used to pine for the things I'm missing Now I grind for the life I'm driven Still flows if no ones listening Plus Ultra all my conditions Palms is shaking, no more hating, smiles can be all around Energy making, speed generating, I don't think that I can slow down feel so good, baby life so sweet, darlin groove so smooth, i got all i need, oh yeah/alright Lars and Beefy - back again how many tracks have we dropped like 10? Way back when - we started to rap At El Corazon I saw your hat It said “Beef Thompson”, why was that? A tip to your Napster screen name - fact! I never went pop, although I tried Drunk in the shower I cried and cried I cut my hand on the door that night Knew I had a problem knew it wasn’t right So I got a sponsor joined AA Put the bottles and shame away Now it’s been three years and I still pain Stop self-medicating you could say I’ve changed And it feels so good to be 36 Enter the Chamber, living’ like this ‘Cause I really don’t care what happens now If I trend, if I quit, ‘cause the sacred cow Of success - is on the grill Who wants a burger? Faith is ill ‘Cause I never ever want to go back to that place Blood on my hands in a freezing maze Frontalot, chris, YT, Mega, Wheelie, Beefy, so much flava I miss those days - back in ’07 When this was all new, a dubious heaven The docs never got all the facts quite right That’s okay ‘cause the tracks were tight Got to sometimes feel like, oh my god, life's so good ‘Cause we still got music And we still got focus feel so good, baby life so sweet, darlin groove so smooth, i got all i need, oh yeah/alright And it's hard sometimes not to let the gloom and doom steady get me down It could be worse, could be there in the hurst But i got a lot of hugs I gotta get to first Used to bog down in the things I feared Used to be afraid you'd all think I'm weird Killed that little voice until it disappeared now I'm Happy as a dwarf with an underbeard Yeah I'm bolder and bigger Your favorite rapper's just thicker The nerdcore hip-hopping Tigger Smiles times like Chris Traeger yeah yeah yeah Do what I gots to do and I always prove that I do that right If I have my way by the time I'm gray I'll be a male Whitesican Betty White feel so good, baby life so sweet, darlin groove so smooth, i got all i need, oh yeah/alright

about

This is Beefy and Tanner's spectacular follow up to their 2016 masterpiece.
Too Big To Fail: Part 2 has higher levels of slap according to 4 out of 5 groovologists.

credits

released August 26, 2019

Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by tanner4105
Album art by Dominic Prestera

Special thanks to the following artists for joining us in this endeavour:
MC Lars - @mclars
Mega Ran - @MegaRan
Schaffer The Darklord - @schafferthedarklord
LEX The Lexicon Artist - @lextheconartist
Professor Shyguy - @ProfessorShyguy
Mikal kHill - @mikalkhill
Death*Star - @deathstarhiphop
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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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