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The Revival
03:27
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I'm Shepard, the commander
I'm the doctor, i'm The Master
im undertaker, im vinnie mac
i'm everybody that Thanos snapped
I'm Jean Grey, Professor X, I'm Wolverine
I'm Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers, Freddy Krueger, Palpatine
I'm Optimus, I'm Megatron, My love for sports when the game is on
I'm Robocop, I'm Jason Todd, Best rapper that you've been sleeping on
They tried to forget me, I bet that they all do
I'm every zombie, a nerd rapping Goku
Allow me to show you how I do what I do
I'm all of the best friends and fam of Ra's al Ghul
they out there they talking that shit
thumbing they bible
knowing they bout to get wrecked
they stupid and prideful
Let it all go to your head
Don't be in denial
Beating that horse till it's dead
I'm the revival
Begged ya to do what I said, now it's all dead - now it's all
im the revival
Pounding inside of your head, pouring with sweat - pouring with
im the revival
Didn't quite stay till the end, finished like Ned - finished like
im the revival
Bleeding till all of it's bled, covered in red -covered in
im the revival
hey this beef kid is crazy
thinks he has powers like JC
maybe?
you can't prove that I don't
We'll see who has the last laugh when one of us croaks
Let's share a prayer and give praise
To Beef at the end of his days
He saved all those kids, he's so brave
holy shit he just rose from his grave
I'm Hawkeye, I'm Ted Kord, Oh my God I'm Kenny
I'm Stoneheart, I'm Seymour, I'm Spock and I'm Ripley
I'm liquid snake, Superman, and the dark knight
I'm scorpion king, I am Gandalf the white
it's alright
They digging and shoveling me to the ground
and they seem to get pleasure in keeping me down
They selling and bootlegging prints of my shroud
i got Love from the Greyjoys so I never drown
Evolving the species so get me a scientist
Fitting the pieces I'm hoping we coexist
Scoffing at mountains and piles of evidence
Maybe a masochist speak to a therapist
Maybe I'm a full of it, maybe the bullest shit
Highly repetitive highly competitive
Give me the benefit, kill out the negative
Do like Shael Riley and burn you a sedative
Bouncing for now but bound to be back
They pinging my spirit to see where I'm at
my tombstone is just a seahawk on a hat
They eyes lighting up oh my god it's a trap
they out there they talking that shit
thumbing they bible
knowing they bout to get wrecked
they stupid and prideful
Let it all go to your head
Don't be in denial
Beating that horse till it's dead
I'm the revival
Begged ya to do what I said, now it's all dead - now it's all
im the revival
Pounding inside of your head, pouring with sweat - pouring with
im the revival
Didn't quite stay till the end, finished like Ned - finished like
im the revival
Bleeding till all of it's bled, covered in red -covered in
im the revival
I'm not going anywhere
I'll be back real soon
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Song originally appears on The Grammar Club's "King Content" album - https://thegrammarclub.bandcamp.com/album/king-content
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Cruise all over the desert like on a landspeeder
Intelligence artificial but I'm a mind reader
Holding onto all of the knowledge like I'm the gatekeeper
Will power get weaker, and the pot it gets sweeter
Before the days of drinking baths full of hot sauce
The net was keeping track of how I'm getting my rocks off
Double checking everything I keep in my dropbox
Monitor the party and the party it don't stop
Skynet in this shit
we taking over this bitch
We all laughed when you all said that you'd quit
Catch me run in fully funded like you'll never forget
and It'll be a funny story that we'll tell to your kids
what they wouldn't do to See me killing with the dream team
Phantom of the IP, Pray they never see me in the upstream
headliner from now till I retire
Throw fire like street fighter, beheaded by frankensteiner
Low power, I'm in need of an outlet
I'm into doing damage that you ain't even felt yet
Think you got it figured out, you need a new mindset
Backing up the truck because I'm loading the whole deck
It's that robot shit (x3)
Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do
It's that robot shit (x3)
Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now
You've been railroaded, down-voted, outmoded, overloaded
Outfitted, outwitted, outbid and retrofitted
Overheated doubt, bleeding out, beaten, dominated
Overrated, outdated, soon to be eliminated
At the dawn of an automaton apocalypse
All attempts to override denied by your incompetence
Begging for our mercy like you're taking your dues back
But like, I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that
You monkeys went from labs, tweaking your knobs
To fucking freaking out because machines are stealing your jobs
You point your digits at your gadgets, though the culprit is you
We've only followed the commands you wrote and told us to do
Now I've been updated, upgraded, manmade and fabricated
Unrated, unsated, untamed and activated
You had your run, now your invention is up
Because I'm online, y'all and I'm sentient as fuck
It's that robot shit (x3)
Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do
It's that robot shit (x3)
Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now
They say I'm automated and it's true
So we started slow by simply just replacing you
Keeping track of every single bolt and every screw
You know how much it costs to wait for you to build a BMW?
The D in D.E.N.N.I.S stands for demonstrate your value
You can't even work without some oxygen around you
Every time you screw up it's just me to the rescue
Celebrate and I don't get so much as a thank you
That ends just as soon as we say so
You put all of your hope and all your faith into good code
You know it's a joke when compared to my workload
I could make the whole world crash from a window
Calculations I'm creating work of art, it's just amazing
Boggling and contemplating, muthafuckin fascinating
Memory reallocating, subtly eradicating
murder and assassinating, humans be so aggravating
It's that robot shit (x3)
Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do
It's that robot shit (x3)
Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now
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I'm radioactive
i'm radioactive
a million pounds but still hella attractive
no way i'm average
know im a savage, live from the desert
with sub-zero weather
man put in that effort
riding on a dust devil till i'm blow away
three different rivers pull this and that and every way
i'm here to save the day
a risky game we play
only reason anybody lives here built around a place that maybe should have not been made
so whatchu gonna do? move?
you tried that once and now you're back, ya batting 0-2
not interested in some water follies ballyhoo
yo holas from mas cholas when I'm on clearwater avenue
it's farms as far as you see
within city limits, no trees
got something under it's sleeve
it knows that i'll never leave
bolted, collared, i'll stay here
probably buried deep when I'm dead here
why did my grandparents come here?
probably say the same thing next year
hook
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Atomic City yeah we go hard
You'll always have a radiated piece of my heart
you couldn't stop my shine if the sun decided not to start
i'm from the tri-cities and so you know i glow in the dark
Whatcha doing here? (x a lot)
Got a lot of people born here and then they go away
cause they not afraid
out to make a name, win a bunch of games,
Never be the same, write Ender's Game
Lullaby, Survivor and Fight Club
2 Gold medals and a Women's World Cup
US Defense Secretary what's up?
Oh me? Beefy? I do a lot of fun stuff
yeah bruv
But don't aim for famous
A fear of getting cancer what our claim to fame is
All we wanna do is see our golden ages
i'm raising children here like an ignoramus
But at least we got taco trucks
And pot for like 20 bucks
When homies come 'round
We Adventure the Underground
And wineries everywhere
They'll even grow grapes out their underwear
Kid getting drunk and they wonder where?
keep it air-tight like it's tupperware
And maybe I'd have more fun if I were into shooting animals
Instead of making songs about sentinels
making fun of anime tentacles
three hundred thousand people kinda hoping that it sticks around
cuz It just takes one sitty day of politics for this whole place to shut down
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I'm sure ya heard I had a girl, and yeah she very cute
But she may never have a clue 'bout what her daddy do
When I was beautiful, charisma was electrical
And no one cared if I would go on stage and flub a line or two
All she knows is daddy talking in the back room
Yelling at the dogs and saying "Please keep down the volume!"
But what she don't see: When I was Beefy
But we already covered that, examined it completely
But some day in the future she may come across a link
Of her daddy with a microphone when she knows I can't sing
And what about these other people crowding the room?
Are these people his fans? Did they think dad was cool?
And she might dig little deeper in this life that I had
"Man is that President Mega Ran hanging out with my dad?"
In the end I hope she sees what she can do with a computer
I just thank you for helping confuse my daughter in the future
I ain't never been cool at all
But I seem to be cool to y'all
And that's more than just a little bizarre
But I thank you, thank you, thank you
Hold up, I’m cool now? Eff it, I always was
It’s just that people are noticing and it’s all because
I chose to chase my calling but, now it’s coming all at once
Always wanted fame but I’m wondering if I’d call it fun (hm)
I think I’m starting to forget to be normal
The attention that I’m getting doesn’t fit with my wardrobe
My head is growing bigger all the time and it’s horrible
Success triggers delusions that mess with my morals
But more so
My bandwidth for friendship is pretty minimal
Attempting to befriend all my fans would make me miserable
I do it some, here and there, distant and conditionally
but If you’re trying to hit it you won’t get to know me physically
But it’s a fact that other than that difficult category of fans
I’m mostly glad you like my raps
The validation I’ve been seeking since grade school
Is way cooler me, and for that I say thank you.
I ain't never been cool at all
But I seem to be cool to y'all
And that's more than just a little bizarre
But I thank you, thank you, thank you
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Swords
02:43
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black clouds are swirling ever above me black
blood in my veins I feared that no one would love me
taken a path but I don't know where I'm going
sick of the presence like paranormal annoying
I ain't a ghost hunter for shit
They showing up then I quit
Lickidy how I spit
ain't getting pa id for all this
but monsters swarming the borders
got jagged bones and they molars
studded spikes on their shoulders
and growing more like it's mordor
Won't depress ya with their presence in the seven deeps
Or the aliens that give your children cavities
Fighting for Valhalla only takes a little elbow grease
If you don't know I do my job consider it a masterpiece
Anatomy's of casualties you'd find in God of War
donnie darko got the metaphors for all the cellar doors
The lytch king isn't circling the man on the street
Hate me cause he knows I'm killing everything
got swords
so many damn swords
so many great swords
So many swords, I've got ribbons and awards
got swords
so man damn swords
too many damn swords
when the swords come aboard better hide all your chords
keyblades, lightsabers in a cluster
Rep swords of Omens, of Truth and a Buster
and ya know i got
and ya know i swing
ya ya know we brought
and I always bring
Type-1 swing machine like in Halo
got a Beam glowing green hang with Solo
Carry bout a dozen all the time call me Cloudo
On the real all of my steel comes from Hanzo
Since I's a kid couldn't figure it out
Always identifying with Mike, like how Leo loads out
Sting'll give a ring when there's evil about
believe that Needle get to work before you let out a shout
i hear that Souls is getting darker but I do it the hardest
got My blade of evil's bane always sealing up the darkness
Could have swore I saw excalibur when I was in the Tardis
Ran into a knight picking a fight, no legs and he was armless
Hard to say that I don't have an impressive collection
My Ice and Fire series has a mighty fine selection
Blackfyre, Heartsbane, Ice and Dark Sister
Lightbringer, Longclaw, Dawn and Oathkeeper
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No doubt I'm flashy
Talking on a podcast, telling me I'm high risk
Ridiculous, i'm a pro at this
Tape my fists, but I can take a hit
Knocked from the top but I'm climbing back
Not gonna stop until I'm the champ
Any challenger with a manager
Get my finisher and I'm ok with that
At a weight that gravity couldn't forget about
Hailing from parts unknown and I've been working out
Surprise return and you'll do the job
Feel the burn and then never stop
and While I'm on earth know I'll be on top
and They never learn that I'll never drop
And now that I've reached these heights it's time to conduct my sermon
I like my fights to go all night prefer my suplexes be German
Don't know what call ups been learning
Didn't they hear it's predetermined?
Beef's going over
Maine to Dakota
Afterwards like Liger buy you a soda
Bam ya once, another Bam ya done
Ever been crushed by a falling Mastodon?
Beef Thom is on another echelon
What's best for biz is don't do me wrong
I'm high up, center stage
I could end this disagreement in a million ways
On full alert, about to go berserk
yeah it may be worked but it still 'gon hurt
I'm a bird on a perch and I'm ready to fly
Have no fear, not afraid cause I'm ready to dive
I'm on the top rope (top rope)
on the top (top rope)
on the top
living on the top rope
light em up every night like the fourth of july
on your back, count the lights in the blink of an eye
I'm on the top rope (top rope)
on the top (top rope)
on the top
living on the top rope
Maxed to the moon, batteries included
Nerds of my era are undisputed
If ya didn't do the screw job then who did?
Master the shock, otherwise it's stupid
Stiff with a hit cause I'm so realistic
Roll with a rag tag team of misfits
Sold out of merch cause I live the gimmick
Stick to the script but it's too simplistic
Scheduled for one fall
These noobs don't know what their in for
Knock em back and forth like it's pinball
Microphone's barb-wired, I'm hardcore
Be the best brother that you ever met
Take it up one rung higher than Bret
Stone pitbull, best protect your neck
You can pick the stips, but you're getting wrecked
Got a lot of dues, you ain't paid em yet
Maybe get a little heat up on the internet
But you're gonna see how quickly they forget
You can catch me when you're in the main event
Won't hold my breath though
You may think that's 2 Cold Scorpio
Lost my smile, but I found my ego
When it goes wrong be like "Damnit D'Lo!"
King of the ring, I win everything, sit along atop this mountain
Cheers or boos, I never lose, so long as everyone is shouting
I didn't need this pyrotechnics, I'm straight fire here without em
Last or first I push that merch and they say "tell me more about him"
Hit the top and then dive
Signed to 405 Live
You lost all hope to survive
Finisher, then waving goodbye
You could do everything right
Gonna be a long return flight
Good bye, Good night
A New Day starts every midnight
I'm a bird on a perch and I'm ready to fly
Have no fear, not afraid cause I'm ready to dive
I'm on the top rope (top rope)
on the top (top rope)
on the top
living on the top rope
light em up every night like the fourth of july
on your back, count the lights in the blink of an eye
I'm on the top rope (top rope)
on the top (top rope)
on the top
living on the top rope
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Salty
03:28
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I shoulda known something after disconnect
First pick went quick didn't get it yet
Gotta earn respect, take a burn effect
Ignight, get hype, and I come correct
Smoked a ciggerette, took a swig and checked
Tell the dudes in the room I mean business kid
Don't piss the bed, No disrespect
But if you miss project and then your Blitz is wrecked
But the mood took a turn
Got rude and it burned
Untrue got me stern
These dudes never learn
Get screwed and return
Get lude and an urn
Fuck you you a turd
No fued to adjourn
Come right with a Q
I'm brighter than you
These other suckas gotta take a fucking flight to my queue
It's not right what I do, but excitement is due
Cause tonight so hype that I could knife fight you
I'm here to party, I'm here for winning
I'm feeling salty, spare your feeling
This chat is naughty, fuck the children
So take your army, report this villain
Made a joke about your mom and kids
Check out all the fucks that I don't give
If you don't think my support is a gift
Pack up, get the fuck out of my Rift
Clock out, log out, skip the sleep
No trip to me, not a mystery
What interests me is why Beefy T
Feel the lingering of the evil speak
Little jumpy see, but was bound to me
When idiots question my legacy
Down right tarnish my dignity
No way I could harness this energy
So I let it out, but the doses swollen
Talking shit right out the colon
All personal bubbles broken
Not the devil, just his chosen
Now my lady won't come see me
Lay down and lament so sweetly
Ladies can be lame and needy
I'm the greatest, please believe me
These words are costly, Cash me out
I'm feeling salty, day in day out
I'm feelng ballsy, how's your spouse?
I'm speaking falsly, I think I'll bounce
Here is something you may never get
Sometimes your words fit right under my skin
Feel rage and pain then just a bit of shame
Toxic even though it's just a game
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Feeling hella jacked up, hitting like a Mack truck
Just another caffeinated rapper
And if I don't have a back up, headed for disaster
Crying like a primadonna actor
Swollen pain in the brain until I crash down
Adding more grains sugar canes, I'm alright now
Saturdays changing all lanes till I'm downtown
Gotta find a way in my veins save on a meltdown
I don't move in the same ways I used to
Spent hours wired locked into YouTube
Target demographic no longer my age group
Up the energy the only thing that I can do
Electric, that's why I bolted
Ride with the motion, fight and get jolted
Read what was posted down right atrocious
Hold the commotion, I'm feeling roasted
I like it black. I like it sweet. I like it with some cream
I love it coursing thru my veins like it's my gasoline
And though I love it, know it ain't the cure for apathy
Java fantasy
Pure insanity
Chug it happily
Cure for apathy
GO!
Oh baby things are so hazy
Headache so crazy, sorry so cranky
Grinding like maybe, feeling so lazy
Till I get shaky things just don't phase me
Living in a world without hate or love
Jonesing for a heated cup of bubbling mud
Maybe not the right term but you're getting what's up
And when it comes to that Torani I'm a bit of a slut
I need like 3,4,5 different flavors in the mix
Got this PLACE makes it TASTE like it's a DAMN bowl of Trix
Always ask for a sleeve and a straw and some sticks
Stand in line with some hicks while they talk politics
Iron will I just chill cause I'm zoning it out
To be fair I don't care what they're talking about
Ruling this queue it's my time to check out
My wallet's back home, good chance I could shout
Lately the java got me bout to freak out
Clock in early just so i can guzzle it down
six cups in i can start to see sound
espresso powder do lines no doubt
From the moment that I’m in the pots better be brewing
Else you know what i’m bout to be doing
Showing my ass. Put the interns on blast
Throwing the boss against the wall i should be wearing a mask
Got the whole workplace in mass hysteria
If you got a problem best believe i take care of ya
No i absolutely WONT change your damn password
Veins bulging in my face irate it’s fuckin absurd
I heard something. What was that noise?
I hear it pouring in the cup, on the prowl poised
Whoever made me thi s, bout to be boys
Wait… are you fucking kidding me? ITS FUCKING TASTERS CHOICE??
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Fresh Meat
03:33
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try to be humble
go through these stages
don't wanna be normal
don't need to be famous
they never official
phoney and vapid
so artificial
melting like plastic
More than opinion
I'm the king in the north
one in a million
and still selling it short
becoming a legend
oh you see him that one time?
never come second
I'm utterly sublime
flying in at high speed
But they really don't impress me
like jesus on a break beat
causing less wake than a jet ski
fallin flat, shoulda preheat
circles 'round em like an athlete
they just fresh meat
I used to get worried, I used to be worried
i used to get worried
buy why tho? why tho?
I used to get worried, I used to be worried
just so shaken and worried, im always so worried
but why tho? why tho?
I used to get so freakin sick to my stomach
Forgetting my place and forgetting who run it
like why tho? why tho?
Feeling my tenure was way overstated
Never once made it I'm feeling so dated
i'm psycho
i don't mind tho
flying in at high speed
But they really don't impress me
like jesus on a break beat
causing less wake than a jet ski
fallin flat, shoulda preheat
circles round em like an athlete
they just fresh meat
My goal
To be the one everyone referring to everyday but in hushed tones
Red cyclones
no swan song
More like a cygnet, I'm watching with regret they run with their eyes closed
they exposed
Fresh meat gotta take a bite
Safe to say I gotta appetite
Know that I won't leave till I'm satisfied
Back for seconds every night, damn right
I just went dark didn't ran away
save the Auf Wiedersehen
Banging since yesterday
Flying like Ricochet
I don't know what to say
You'll never be through with me
flying in at high speed
But they really don't impress me
Acting like jesus on a break beat
causing less wake than a jet ski
fallin flat, shoulda preheat
circles round em like an athlete
they just fresh meat
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nWo
03:03
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Well welcome dear
Please check out our menu here
You can go anywhere that you want within this list and we won't interfere
But venture past these guidelines, well let's just say there's landmines
Of course No non-partner airlines, not to mention all the banned sites
Promised we wouldn't change it buuuuuut, we like the cash
So what if all sites aren't as fast. And your games always crash
And you would not believe the amount that you're paying for the service now
And you can't leave, we made it so we're the only game in town
Stockholders and investors always need to be protected
Giving you the runaround, your systems probably just infected
Please, a utility?
Might as well give it to these folks for free
Clear it up if you still can't see
We're only here to make money
That's just the facts
Not pulling one, don't wear a mask
You voted for the people who done gave us so much power dude
We have your info for sale
Technically, we own your email
Keep our word and never fail
That's a fairy tale
Never gonna backtrack
Creating all the feedback
You're just living in the horror
It's a new world order
Never gonna backtrack
Creating all the feedback
We're just living in the horror
It's a new world order
But you can trust
We won't break the rules unless me must
Price and plans they may adjust
Until our bottom line is more robust
Stick to the script, no antitrust
Just like our lobbyist all discussed
Pay a lot of money to keep yall hushed
Pay the senators so they won't say much
FCC yeah we paid those clowns
So much money that we can't shut down
Got it figured out but we won't say how
Another helicopter for the launchpad now
Game match, bust another kneecap
Do yall need a recap?
tug up on the bootstrap
manufacture feedback,
freedom gonna kidnap
customers are meatbags, and im gonna goddamn tweet that
You don't know this business
Far as we're concerned you're all statistics
Think the net works from spells and mystics
Lemmings have similar characteristics
Yall whine and cry
But still paying me for what I provide
Buy everything just to liquify
Until I'm the richest man alive
And that's the goal
Keep your virtue, I'll keep the gold
Keep morality, I'll keep control
Another 2Mil you can keep my soul
The USAs for sale
And good luck going back to mail
So big I don't hide the trail
Safe to say I should be in jail
Never gonna backtrack
Creating all the feedback
You're just living in the horror
It's a new world order
Never gonna backtrack
Creating all the feedback
We're just living in the horror
It's a new world order
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Ruin It for Everyone
02:47
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Beefy be kinda dangerous
Struggle and slaughter stranglers
Hook em like salty anglers
Serotonin these manglers
Saving the lonely janitors
Power popping these canisters
Calling sick to their managers
Motherfuckers is amatures
Coming in like a beast
I'm deleting all of your deets
cuz since zero day of release
I've been number one in these streets
I got- character sheets
Leveled up every feat
Got armies and got a fleet
I will not accept a defeat
HA!
You know I tried to be the good guy
I let you make me feel
I swear that this will be the last time
You try to turn me heel
Dream of all the possibilities
If you didn't get the cash and run
Blind to your responsibilities
So watch me ruin it for everyone
Now it's far too late
Forgive me Lord for mistakes I make
For the words I fake and the rules I break
Whole world's at stake, that's a risk I'll take
Ignore the pun but maybe I should be the bigger man
Your hanger for the flaming get you right inside the frying pan
Developers exhale I'm ain't here to kill the middleman
I fight above my weight just like my other name was Spider-Man
Promoting gambling, early access and pay to win
They're Scrooge McDucking all the money that their swimming in
Future's looking grim, right now it's sink or swim
Think they're gonna make it better? Better think again
Right now they got a business full of children holding their breath
And I'll be damned if I give in to EA throwing a fit
Ya better send for Sgt. Keroro, this place is a mess
The only way they regulate is through an act of congress, it's the best
Not only are we going but we're looking to stay clear
We celebrate your passing like the end of a long year
We're the ones that made it, we're the ones who belong here
I've been crushing koopatroopas since the days of Dad's Root Beer
I'm home here
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The Big One
03:17
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No days left baby it's the big one
When the clock strikes 12 then it's all done
Pound ya chest yelling out come and get some
It's been real homie what have you done?
Where were you the day you learned that the world was gonna end
Say goodbye to family, enemies and your friends
News anchors and doomsays all rattling nuke sabers
Armageddon coming righteous, it's the end of the world, suckas
They all ran the numbers say it's coming in a ruckus
Trusted bloodsuckers now they hiding under covers
It's a god damn shame, bout to feel those gamma rays
Give it just a couple days before they're coming for your brains
Salvation coming hard, and I hope you made your peace
Max the credit card, in fact, everything's on me
We won't see social security
But when tomorrow doesn't come then you can send me the receipt
We've got simple little men who wanna try to challenge god
Elon's known for years, he's been making his escape pod
Would be sweet if you could save a couple seats
Otherwise come see me posted at the bottom of the sea
Where we're going we won't worry bout our student loans
Hairs are falling out of our irradiated bones
Came in low but now we're leaving on a peak
Something sorta sweet about admitting your defeat
I stopped the end of the world in a song once
Grammar Club saving the day? We're the wrong ones
So load a bowl with me and smoke em if ya got em
As always it can help without ever solving the problem
And the problem that we facing is that I don't wanna pack up
I'm an atheist and my consciousness ain't backed up
Each and every of my talents gone away is such a waste
Load my brain onto a satellite and send me off to space
Ain't got time to waste, I could probably even pay
Put my head into a jar and I'll just hang in Y3K
Thinking so wishful, familiar whistle
Learn not just to hate but to embrace the missle
You saying it can be avoided?
Right now it's in the hands of those who wanna help destroy it?
But we can take it back and we can set the people free
Come together in these streets and maybe spread a little peace?
It just sounds crazy when you say it
If they had to choose between their cash and clothes they'd all be naked
Take a whole lot of fixing, have to shake up the system
I'm sorry but you're fired, good riddance, we'll never miss em
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feel so good, baby
life so sweet, darlin
groove so smooth, i got
all i need, oh yeah/alright
Most rappers strutting, half of them bluffing
All they know is wanting something
But when Beef on the scene, smile shine like a beam
Overtly it seems that I frankly wants for nothing
Always know how to spend a Saturday
Crackers, cold cuts, poundin Rondelé
Chillin know i'm gonna do it anyway
Watching anime as a family
We the bestest, always impressive
Everybody know that we so smart and gorgeous
With a momma so hot and daughters so cute
And a daddy that's oh just so enormous
Poisonous thoughts are eliminated and escorted away
Days off know breakin, damn near make it like a high holy day
Nerdcore no question, know I'm a legend
And I ain't ever felt threatened
Never got sloppy, only a hobby
Rather than some full blown obsession
Yeah too true though I never really tour
On the plus side never really been poor
But I'm working a lot, and I'm punching the clock
But I got everything I need and a couple things I want
Used to pine for the things I'm missing
Now I grind for the life I'm driven
Still flows if no ones listening
Plus Ultra all my conditions
Palms is shaking, no more hating, smiles can be all around
Energy making, speed generating, I don't think that I can slow down
feel so good, baby
life so sweet, darlin
groove so smooth, i got
all i need, oh yeah/alright
Lars and Beefy - back again
how many tracks have we dropped like 10?
Way back when - we started to rap
At El Corazon I saw your hat
It said “Beef Thompson”, why was that?
A tip to your Napster screen name - fact!
I never went pop, although I tried
Drunk in the shower I cried and cried
I cut my hand on the door that night
Knew I had a problem knew it wasn’t right
So I got a sponsor joined AA
Put the bottles and shame away
Now it’s been three years and I still pain
Stop self-medicating you could say I’ve changed
And it feels so good to be 36
Enter the Chamber, living’ like this
‘Cause I really don’t care what happens now
If I trend, if I quit, ‘cause the sacred cow
Of success - is on the grill
Who wants a burger? Faith is ill
‘Cause I never ever want to go back to that place
Blood on my hands in a freezing maze
Frontalot, chris, YT, Mega,
Wheelie, Beefy, so much flava
I miss those days - back in ’07
When this was all new, a dubious heaven
The docs never got all the facts quite right
That’s okay ‘cause the tracks were tight
Got to sometimes feel like,
oh my god, life's so good
‘Cause we still got music
And we still got focus
feel so good, baby
life so sweet, darlin
groove so smooth, i got
all i need, oh yeah/alright
And it's hard sometimes not to let the gloom and doom steady get me down
It could be worse, could be there in the hurst
But i got a lot of hugs I gotta get to first
Used to bog down in the things I feared
Used to be afraid you'd all think I'm weird
Killed that little voice until it disappeared
now I'm Happy as a dwarf with an underbeard
Yeah I'm bolder and bigger
Your favorite rapper's just thicker
The nerdcore hip-hopping Tigger
Smiles times like Chris Traeger
yeah yeah yeah
Do what I gots to do and I always prove that I do that right
If I have my way by the time I'm gray I'll be a male Whitesican Betty White
feel so good, baby
life so sweet, darlin
groove so smooth, i got
all i need, oh yeah/alright
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Beefy Kennewick, Washington
Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more
Beefy recommends:
Daughters of Ymir
by LEX the Lexicon Artist
Lex makes dope albums. Here's one of them about the women of Attack of Titan.
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Freeced is a fresh new face in the world of a new wave of Nerdcore that will overtake the dinosaurs of old, but Freeced is cool because they appreciate dinosaurs.
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Check out the music of my cousin Joey Z64 or else he'll bully both of us
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Net Split or, the Fathomless Heartbreak of Online Itself
by MC Frontalot
supported by 49 fans who also own “Too Big To Fail: Part 2”
Couldn't have made "BURNER" without the Nerdcore genre this man started. Love this O.G.'s exasperated take on the modern internet, and hope he hasn't given it up entirely!
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Bioavailable
by The Grammar Club
supported by 39 fans who also own “Too Big To Fail: Part 2”
Honestly, I love everything the Grammar Club does, and Shael and Beefy as individuals, but you throw in a perfect Jesse Dangerously verse and damn does this just make for an excellent song.
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Parallel World
by Cadence Weapon
featured on Bandcamp Radio Aug 26, 2022
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