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Let me take ya far away, up up and away
I just try to make ya smile maybe brighten your day
Balloon flighting, no more fighting, get away from the hate
We can have a better day
Up up and away
Hotter than the summer in the middle of July
Gotta brand new album and a pretty lady in my life
A lot of things have changed but even more have stayed the same
Open doors, rocking shows, and now new people know my name
And these days I just step away from hate
Some people ill communicate but even more congratulate
But I just wanna regulate and speak about the love
That I get at all the clubs and all my friends around the world
Had I known when I started in the grade of eight
That the words that I was writing would allow my type to celebrate
Then I wouldn't try so hard to write some rotten rap
Jesse D wouldn't be proud me, for sure, matter of fact
But still too often I feel like a piece of crap
Everything I do is lame and I'm just slipping through the crack
Then I just look up and remember that I'm lucky
Got my baby, got my mommy, got my nugget and they love me
The season is the reason that I focus on the smile
I finally see the sun cause it's been winter for awhile
My style, I don't know, I suppose could take me further
Than my teachers might have thought. The Beefy will not flip a burger
2009 I abandoned the stress
Walk away from the mess, and I won't settle for less - cause
I live to flow, rock the show, get the dough
Sit alone, on the floor, shut the door, rock some more, so
No more will I deal with nonsense
Brag about hotness, it's making me nauseous
Big ups to my European disk jocks
School girls wearing knee socks, my baby in her flip flops
And every single person that supported Rolling Doubles
Now sit back with the sprinkles, let it take away your troubles
Relax with your headphones on and kick your feet up
Beefy Thompson would get bullied, now the bully's getting beat up
Moment of silence for the Joker... K
Wish he could stay, but he had to go away
Ask Gandalf the Grey, death's another role to play
A performance so fine it deserves the reminiscing
And all the recognition, and all the people missing him
Thankfully have the luxury of the DVD
Let Beefy show ya how to live so sweet now
Anything ya want ya gotta grab it with the quick fast
Only turn the other cheek to grab another can of whoop ass
Rap is just a program, gotta navigate the setup
Change the preferences and settings just to make the people get up
Rush the stage if your in it for love
In it for hip-hop, nerdcore, rapping and stuff
I'm not the kind of nerd that can talk in ones and zeros
I'm the kind of nerd with cards, dice, and love for superheroes
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None of Your Business
03:01
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Duh-Nuh Nuh-Nuh Nuh-Nuh
02:28
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This is a Mustin production.
Nerd is a bad word
if you utter it to the wrong type of
little boy or girl
Yo they will not really like ya and
it's kind of way absurd
Believe me yo I know it
they wanna be part of the herd
But I live for the moment
And they don't know why I rap
For real, I don't know either
they keep giving me crap
Come on, I need a breather
And they won't cut me no slack
But that don’t really matter
Cause still, I'll make em clap
And I fill em up with laughter
Loving what ya see
I'm so very lovely
wanna be like me
Beefy Thompson rock the party
Wanna pick up my CD
Just give me 10 dollars
And get my MP3s
And I'm sure to make ya holla, not a
Stereotype
cause these people think I just
Bark but don't bite
Still I rock the mic and bust like
Every night
And if I spot a hater I just
Shoot em on sight
Like Danny G, just roll with me, come on
My technique
is blaze and fire because
I’m not weak
I’ll get ya wired because
I'm a geek
And I’ll make ya *nintendo sounds*
know what think when you look on me
"He's a fatty and a nerd, there's no way that he could harm me"
Well think again, with a mic and a pen
Could make you wish you could go back and make life never begin
So, lose the judgements and opinions and assumptions
We could party like it’s 79 like the Smashing Pumpkins
And you’d adore, the way I rip up a page
Tape it up and then deliver, recreate it on the stage
For my fans in the front row yelling my name
Throwing up their hands for me cause they know I'd do the same
Love em like they love me, matter fact, it may be more
Cutie rock your body and call me your mi amour
heh heh, They like to tell me to stop it
Really you shouldn't knock it cause it's so hot I could drop it
But never that, I could do this with my eyes closed
Sure ya got some nice clothes but baby you don't need those
My technique
is blaze and fire because
I’m not weak
I’ll get ya wired because
I'm a geek
And I’ll make ya *nintendo sounds*
Think it, write it, rip it, flow
Weekend, party, take it slow
Gotta wicked secret, got some good information
The best way to relax is rocking playstation
And if you have some people on the way then you should listen up
If any of em acting sour I'mma mess em up
Cool dude and I'm chill for the most part
Smiles times a fine art, very close to my heart
Just a minute.. I done said it before
From the days of playing nintendo on my mother's floor
The only thing I care about is making ya glad
If ya feel the same way maybe we should all take a stand
I’m the Mic controller, I'm controlling the mic
Please Don't make it a fist fight, just gimme the limelight
I earned it, I deserve it cause I do it the best
Yeah you can call me Beefy, represent the northwest
Come on!
My technique
is blaze and fire because
I’m not weak
I’ll get ya wired because
I'm a geek
And I’ll make ya *nintendo sounds*
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Game Store Girl
03:11
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There's this girl I kinda know, got a name tag and pig tails
And she don't seem to know that she's a god amoung females
Because she's hella hot, but she smiles back at me
Asking what I think of the new editions of the PS3
I don't know, kinda cool, but I think that she's great
Trying to work up all my courage just to ask for a date
But it's weird cause she's at work, and she's real nice for a living
And I don't wanna be a douche bag like a real life super villain
So I... step back let the other dudes try
And I... try to pretend that I'm not the jealous type
But I'm... knowing better so I hide in the back
And try to formulate a plan like I'm both Wiki and Zach
Shoud I...go up and tell her I'm a legend on the internet
Give her a night she won't forget and I don't even know her yet
Hardly feeling studly, matter fact I'm feeling weak
Cause I think I got no shot, but she's shooting me a wink
(chorus)
Game store girl I've got a crush
Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch
Discount at the pretzel place, she buys me soda pop
She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop
I'm not rich, I don't have a degree
But she only cares that I'm a fan of TMNT
And just the cartoon, because she didn't like the movie
Says she's a fan of Evil Dead, and so I say that's groovy
But please don't tell her that I haven't seen the flick
She says she don't like smokers so I throw away the Bic
And her manager tells me that I shouldn't stay and loiter
But I do not give a damn about her needle neck employer
I can't go home cause I stubbed my toe
If I can't be with this woman, might as well just be alone
Still too brash, I invite her to my pad
We could beat up Koopa Troopas while we quote some Superbad
She smiles and she laughs and she pats me on my head
She says sorry cookie belly, but I'm going home to bed
But you can have this poster, when ya see it, think of me
I'll think of you when you're all famous and you're on TV
(chorus)
Game store girl I've got a crush
Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch
Discount at the pretzel place, she buys me a soda pop
She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop
Here's the thing (Here's the thing) I really like you (I really like you)
And I don't have to try at all just to entice you
You love Excite Bike, you can beat up Mike Tys
And I think in less than five year I could see you as my wife
But here now in the present nobody will treat you better
I'll go walking if you want to but you got wear my sweater
And I won't boss you around, and I won't talk bout myself
And I'm impressed by every game you've got hanging on your shelf
I'm a nice and silly guy, I may not be your fantasy
But I would treat you like a queen, and we could always play the Wii
And I'll cut back on the pot cause I think you're really hot
And you can scream and squeeze me while we're playing Bioshock
I'm not ripped, I'm not fit, but I can always make you laugh
Competitive and geeky cause you kick my ass at math
And I can surely promise I won't turn into a jerk
Let me know when you're on break, I'd like to visit you at work
(chorus)
Game store girl I've got a crush
Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch
Discount at Pretzel Time, she buys me soda pop
She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop
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Geek Out
02:52
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Geek out!
Stay online for twenty hours
Geek out!
Make up brand new super powers
Geek out!
Keep up on the latest movie news
And pimp your little website until it gets about a billion views
Geek out!
Write a fanfic starring Predator
Geek out!
Meet your friends and roll a character
Geek out!
Find the address of Joss Whedon
You can go through all his trash and find the things that he's been eating
-Find the address of Colbert
And try to make him like you just by beating up a bear
-Find the address of Beef Thompson
Tell him he's the bestestist, and tell him that you love him
Geek out!
Make a joke then blame the government
Don't act like you don't like it cause I know you do a little bit
I'm not exactly the type to take some action
Get online and join a faction, level up to satisfaction
Well that's not for me, but I love ya if ya do it
Downing carbonated fluid while you're rolling up a druid
I don't care about an Idol, I'm not dancing with the stars
But I'll pour a 40 for my love Veronica Mars
Rofl at the Office but we cringe at Michael Scott
We'll open up a sushi bar, call it Wok It Like It's Hot
Slamming like I'm Bam Bam, Indie like I'm Sandman
Cute and silly ninja cause I'm beating up the Foot Clan
Call me Ben Grimm cause you know that I rock
Don't call me tvlinks, there's no way that I'll stop
Can't contain me in a comic cause I'll break through every panel
Bowl of Fruity Pebbles then logging on to Surf The Channel
I'm the nerdcore superhero dude
Copy if you want to but it's lame and that is understood
Should be praying for your soul if ya ever call me fatty
Do a **transformer noise** transforming to a Big Daddy
And your girl's my Little Sister, I'll protect her and I'll love her
If the shop don't have my comics, pack it up and find another
And yo GTA4's got me talking like I'm Russian
Eat a bunch of Reese's Pieces and we WASH IT DOWN WITH TUSSIN
Like my name was Cassie Wright, I got nothing to lose
Don't punch me and don't pinch me cause I'm easy to bruise
I hit snooze, sip booze while I'm looking at nudes
And I joke with all my buddies bout the secrets of ooze
Geek out, You'll really love it. Geek out if you're a nerd
Like my name was Gigahertz dude I'm totally absurd
I'm a jack of all trades and a fan of every hobby
You don't know it, I'm on fire like my name was Ricky Bobby
Got a twenty sider in my hand
Tiny dwarf figurine and it's all at my command
Just light me a torch while I take on all the orcs
Not really an adventure, just a room full of dorks
Glad you like Street Fighter but no way that you can beat me
I rock my own style that I learned from Dan Habiki
Walk into the club and I pick up the mic
Kids holding up the wall yelling Nerdcore For Life
Shut your freaking gob, and I'm honest blog
If I could get a date with Juno I would give up my job
Fertile and she's pretty and she's bad to the bone
Smile and say I love her on a hamburger phone
Pay to see Iron Man again and again
Convince myself that me and Tony Stark could really be friends
Nerds everywhere, raise your fist and be proud
Tell the rest shut their mouth and prepare to geek out!
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Throw up your hands if you're rocking with your heroes
Beefy T and YTC we talk with ones and zeroes
Party in your head when you're feeling the verse
Best believe in what you see, Nerdy South, we own the universe
Rock across the globe but at home on a track
Keep it 1337 and keep it geek and yo you know where it's at
Think before ya speak, before ya open your mouth
Praise be to spam god for giving you the Nerdy South
I be the finger snapper, your sister's favorite rapper
I make ya put your hands together then its over like a clapper
I'm the day and I'm the night, I'm both the alpha and omega
Flex fit upon my skull, dressed in black just like a Sega
Got more power than the megadrive, you're taking a five
And while ya rest your fans will learn the main event has arrived
Baptised in a fire when I held that five and quarter
A beast had come alive so tell the channel five reporter
I didn't learn to make it work, I learned to make it work for me
Get me the information that I'm needed to succeed
Now ya see in the spotlight, you see the marquee?
A list of all your favorite rappers, and among em is me
Put in the hours and I'm grinding watch the numbers explode
Call it in, a two-eleven, Beefy's stolen the show
And he ain't ever giving it back, try and you get laid flat
Finally at the higher level and I've waited long to say that
i get high with my peoples from the internet and blessing
everybody i encounter beefy whitey mc router started
something with the focus trusting nothing to chance
and the Spam God enforce every bit of my parlance
spamtec are my brothers dg does the damn thing
nerdy south keeps the records rotating for the spam king
spamming and romancing every little girl up on the tubes
typed a couple sentences and now im looking at her boobs
dont lose your focus im the dopest in fact
aint no fiction to my friction with these chicks in the sack
got a knack for the Praise Him ladies i amaze them
sitting on the wireless naked at the days inn
apple r and the stats refresh
one zero zero man you know the rest
passed the test im a product of the 80s and now
nerdy south blowing up with the boom boom pow
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Join My Guild
02:18
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Play my game, really there's nothing to it
Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid
XP gained when the boss gets killed
More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild
Log on all hours and we don't get bored
Battle with words or the tip of a sword
Play a peacemaker but I rock dual wield
Just pass this test you can join my guild
Game time I log on, slay me a dragon
Then tell the warlock in my room he gotta get gone
Gotta make sure that ya follow the rules
Yo don't pick on those dudes, just be nice to nice noobs
Leveled on up now I'm a superstar
But free fall, uploaded naked avatar
Loot drop, next stop is a shopping spree
Run victory like Dub, A, S, D
We gotta healer gotta tank and we got DPS
Retarded cousin in our group can only spell success
And if you pass this test, you can be like us
Are you a fan of Cheesybeards baby? That's a must
You log on and on and on again
And sing that same ol song again
But we got your back when it's dark and you can't see
More than fantasy, a digi family, come on!
Hurry got no patience, raid another nation
The way my helmet glows lets ya know I'm a sensation
Game, but I'm not playing, it's serious biz
Already got myself a pet, I don't have time for the kids
Fingers keep em steady, got my potions at the ready
Gotta Tinkerbell who says she had a life like Ugly Betty
Palms are getting sweaty, my mom's making spaghetti
But she doesn't seem to know that I am going to war!
Shift into bear, I bite dudes with swords
Leaving every single orc screaming Oh my lord!
Small gnomes get saved, Undead get slain
While my psychiatrist is never understanding my paid
Just because I'm having fun, I gotta give that up?
I think because you don't like the way you've grown up
So let me bang my drum, let me sing my song
Whole world in my palm whenever I log on, go!
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Different Language
03:28
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Since I was 12 years old
You think I speak in code
You talk in a different language
You'll all love it when I'm famous
My iGeneration grew up connected
Rejected for comic books that I collected
Finally accepted, didn't expected it
Cause we can clean up your system if it got infected
As the tech spread wider then the world got small
Got friends everywhere and I talk to em all
There's a reason that they say that I'm the bestestist
Cause I fill em up with references
To things that we both share and I don't care
If there's only two dudes out there
That really know what I'm sayin
In their head like a monster and I'm mind flaying
Since middle school where we pass those notes
Have a whole conversation consists of quotes
Download every megabyte
I'm just trying to represent for the things I like
You got down to the dirty south sound
Got crunk then your hyphy proud
Didn't mind when Snoop made words
So what makes you think you can't get down with nerds?
You know my flows for the radio
But I mention D&D so they tell me no
Whatever, I don't wanna be a part of this
Marketable? Now I'm an artist?
Till then I'm in your place like Goldilocks
And change the game like I was a Neo-Geo box
Like Kaylee I'm just here to shine
But I'm a hotbed of hate like I'm District 9
Won't fail like Cuba on a dog sleigh
Love rap like Ponyo loves Sosuke
Been hot since you saved it on floppy
Sign me to a label just so higher ups can drop me
You grew up with guns? You grew up with slugs?
I grew up with dice and I grew up with MUDs
I grew up with heroes on my TV
You grew up with music that was popular in 93
And the thug game ain't hot no more
You don't need a gang of guns if you grew up poor
Kinda really simple you can do what we did
Locate all the hate, ctrl+alt+delete it
Am I making it clear? I'mma take it from here
Ya drown in shallow water while the nerds persevere
Money hungry, spend a grand at Lids
Sell drugs, hit a woman, you're not good for kids
You're not the future, you're just doing a disservice
To passionate people who really deserve this
New brand of fan and they want what's new
1-800-Nerdcore, I'll show ya how we do
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Player [an interlude]
01:52
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Stressed enough at work, I wanna kick it Lazy Sunday style
Arcade full of cabinets, I gotta say I'm versatile
Street Fighter that's my game, don't wanna face me eighty
Yo, embarrass ya and beat ya with a tiny Chinese lady
please, your abilities just won't compare
it's guile getting major // opponents running scared
<beefy>but i'm too quick in the sky so you won't go there</beefy>
you think it's only you throwing people from the air?
quick - stick and move, lot to prove, call a truce _
skin of steel, topple you, doctor doom, sonic boom
Gimme room, Got Ryu, Throwing fire like a dragon dude
Fing Fam Foom, watch ya fume, whatcha think you're gonna do?
rolling through, for every man i've got a plan
so you still can't beat me giving "all you can"
Whatever man, I'm not even feeling hot today
Let's go LAN, F this game, don't like that version anyway
A conflict begins on the screens - PRESS START!
Tactics and skill are the themes - PRESS START!
2 players enter, 1 player leaves
The outcome remains to be seen - PRESS START!
Now it's time to even up the score - PRESS START!
Beefy combined with Dual Core - PRESS START!
A rematch? Forget it
I'm all out of credits
Ok, Ok, one more - PRESS START!
pc gaming, time for showing off my force
on my favorite map office in counter strike source
lan it up so my deagle can erupt _
lob a nade, spray and pray, are you really man enough?
I don't know, ask the bodies that that I left over in Dust
Plantin bombs and you can trust gonna let my shotty bust
Spray it up, <eighty>those your nuts?</eighty>, yeah I know you love my tag
And your sitting right across from me, no blaming it on lag
ok now i'm mad, but this round's in the bag
[DOMINATING] what the d--k, how'd you get another frag?
aim and hit, strafing quick, spray and split
<beefy>headshot, headshot</beefy> this is making me sick
i swear that wasn't planned and there wasn't no rehearsal
then how would you explain all this freaking role reversal?
Maybe I was blessed with the glory of the headshot
What eighty doesn't know is that I got the dopest aim bot. boosh!
Eighty's level 99, I don't think I can destroy him
I was taught that if the other dude is better you should join em
So whatcha trying to say?
We should congregate our forces
Together we'd be stronger than a billion charging horses
we're unbeatable team, and about to take it home
double dragon 3, picking up the sacred stones
the ultimate in co-op, a good idea or better yet
let's go kill some zombies and we'll get on left 4 dead
I got you when the jockeys all of your back
Stay strapped while I utilize this medical pack
And I could really use heal because trolls are known to prowl
Raiding 2 against 100 when we log on to WoW
setting up a decoy, level up and destroy
tag team vigilantes running in like leroy (leeeeeroy jeeeeenkins!!!)
standing near the door, clear in force, heretofore
let the lancer rip grinding on the gears of war
Locust run in fear when I rain fire from the sky
You be Fenix, I'll be Dom when we're running it on Live
Later on, go to green, transform into a Marine
Halo3, int eighty & Beefy's rock a killing spree
Regulate for hours tills there's blisters on our fingers
<Dominate your servers> And we do not bother with beginners
Are you in it? <Here to win it> And we only know success
Dual Core, Beefy-T, what's that button that we press?
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Bestestist (Mustin Mix)
03:28
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Hold the presses, I’m ill like kids with polio
I look like the guy on the episode of that show ya know
Keeping up with me, because I play for keeps
I got my ink for free, my baby less than three
I get around, like virus in your inbox
Hot Latino blood like the runner of the White Sox
Like the Hitchhiker’s Guide, I got a heart of gold
But if ya think I’m mostly harmless then I’m ripping off your nose
I’m killing you with flows, like hurricane Katrina
Did he really say that shit? Yo I promise I didn’t mean to
But honestly, I couldn’t give two shits
You’re weak like Skee-Lo, he couldn’t make two hits
Throw your fits, like tossing Tony Little
I’m so low tech, my mic atop a CD spindle
Kissing and caressing on a girl who’s not a freak
I don’t get sleep, could write this album in a week
Go!
Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know (x3)
I’m killing you with flows
I’m killing you with flows
They call me Beef Thom
Rock it with the lights on
Shake it like a pom-pom
This motherfucker’s awesome
I be the bestestist
See you can burn to this
And yo I never miss
So just throw up your fist
Staying Alive, like I’m the BGs or I’m GLaDOS
Hold the world inside my palm, rock a gauntlet like I’m Thanos
Like a clown on retainer, I’m always down to party
People scared when I roll into their town like Katamari
Come on baby, sorry. I didn’t know that you weren’t naughty
Make you feel like you’re in church. When it’s in you, you say Lordy!
Cause you’re horny like I’m horny. Don’t deny it. Don’t ignore me.
Get you wet and light headed like it’s Sealab and your Stormy
But, um, maybe I should hit the breaks
I vomit Frosted Flakes, everything I spit is gggggreat!
Catch me in a circle like a dot, got my cootie shot
Like tectonic plates, I’ve been known to make your body rock
Corners asking whatcha got? Medicine and purple pot
Like Damien Hess yo, I’ve been known to Frontalot
Like carnies on strike, my flow is no fair
I’m not a daredevil, but the devil made me dare
Go!
Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know (x3)
I’m killing you with flows
I’m killing you with flows
They call me Beef Thom
Rock it with the lights on
Shake it like a pom-pom
This motherfucker’s awesome
I be the bestestist
See you can burn to this
And yo I never miss
So just throw up your fist
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Feature Creep
02:50
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Lemme start off with you look so fine
In my car, hit the mall about a quarter past nine
Don't fret babe, you'll get to the flick
They're still playing previews, ain't even dim the lights yet
Which is key for the plans that I got cooking
Locate me in the back make sure that nobody is looking
Then I pull out the pocket knife and I cut a little hole
In the popcorn bowl. Let's see how's this gonna go
I know we've only known each other for an hour
But I think that I love you so I'm gonna skip the flower and
Move on to the main damn course
Get her hand to the source like I'm using the force
She just got a little more than see expected
A giggle and a smile on her face what I've detected
Arc to her eyebrow, she asks "Is that it?"
I've got butter flavored shame and the girl she splits
You can call me the feature... creep
Be aware when you take your... seat
That I think I have the right to commentary
Saying everything I think to anybody that can hear me
You can call me the feature... creep
Blind you every single time I tweet
First date is a perfect time for third base
Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place
I rest my feet upon the seat in which you occupy
You ask polite for me to stop I whisper "yo hope you die.."
But whatever I got candy to distract me
Hear the crinkle and the crackle of plastic drive you batty
Don't get too attached to the star of this flick
He won't make it to the end cause the bad guy's the chick
Oh I'm sorry, am I the only one with internets?
Searching the synopsis checking if there were some scenes with sex
Hey don't leave, your gonna miss the best scene
Cause that man's a machine and it's all on my Twitter feed
As you can see I'm the kinda guy to at reply
Now quiet in the front, there's bout to be a shocking suicide
Oh my god, I bet you didn't see that coming
First time that I'd seen it yo my heart was hella pumping
Heading for the climax, I can disregard your disrespect
The movie's almost over so who wants to hit up Denny's next?
You can call me the feature... creep
Be aware when you take your... seat
That I think I have the right to commentary
Saying everything I think to that can hear me
You can call me the feature... creep
Blind you every single time I tweet
First date is a perfect time for third base
Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place
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Sidekick
04:27
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Ready for whatever no matter what the scenario
So here we go, rescue the girl of my brother Mario
Can't control his woman so she's always darting off
Too busy playing golf, maybe my older brother is soft
But yo I've been his partner since the days of Atari -
Up until the planet surfing, that's a whole other story
Well we in - breaking locks, busting blocks for the fire
Kicking rocks, taking shots, till the goombas admire
And yo man I'm Italian so no calling me esay
Comprende? But I've been known to look good in verde
Better say a prayer, I'm the Hammer Brother slayer
And the first can't control me, I'm a whole other player
Don't ask to drive the kart cause we be off in a dash
But if ya ask me nicely you can take a ride on the mustache
I'm a working plumber, rock the overall fashion
Excuse me, I ghosts I gotta bust in my mansion
You could call me psychic
You think think that I'm a sidekick
But I'm the one who's really in charge
Please don't think that I'm playing
If ya know what I'm saying
Stomp ya, smash ya, or put you behind bars
Second little sidekick got two tails to boot
Complicated mutilated but I keep it so cute
You can call me Tails cause I like it ironic
Got gin and tonic and some chronic cause I'm chiller than Sonic
So he can run in circles and all over the place
But I'm a flyer I get higher than those monkeys in space
He can go without me I'll be there in a bit
To beat ya up Robotnic for the heinous crimes you commit
Take my little buddies and ya turn into slaves
Turn em into robots or ya send em to their graves
Spin and when I hit ya make ya fly to the grandstand
Even take you on the court and beat ya down with my back hand
Be shocked if you saw all the chili dogs we devour
You can clone me, make 100 little Miles Prower
I'm all about the smiles and I'm good for some chuckles
But I'm tired, gonna bounce, you can hang out with Knuckles
La de la de la de da
Running through the fi-e-a (fire)
Mission does requi-e-a (require)
Then that is my desi-e-a (desire)
Don't really mind that it's my job to get looked past
So long as I get to open up a cans of some whoop ass
Put down your controllers cause it's time for a book
May be named after a bird but I'm the bane of a crook
Graduated, name change, or I was killed by a clown
Gymnastic boy detective yeah ya know I'm holding it down
Friends they call me Grayson, Penguin calls me a Dick
Campy 70s TV said I suit up on a stick, but...
I'm out to get the man who murdered my folks
Took down Zucco now we chase the scary freak with the jokes
I'm a titan of a teen, so's the rest of my crew
Come and get us, when ya do we give it twice back to you
Yeah, I built my rep by the side of a dark knight
It's alright, could still take you all out in a bar fight
Dressed in red and yellow, not exactly covert
That's why you get double embarrassed when you're eating the dirt
Above you in the dark, couldn't see me with a high-beam
So when I come back to hit ya you'll be calling me the Nightwing
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16. |
One of These Nights
03:45
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17. |
Uncanny [f. MC Lars]
03:44
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Saturday
Let's go
Wake up
Let's roll
TV
Cheerios
Remote control
Nine years old and I don't sleep in
I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men
Big chair
Sit back
No Pants
Relax
Show break
Get snacks
Squeez-Its
Snack packs
Done it before and I'll do it again
Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men
Ever since I could get out of bed without a parent
I'd be up when it was seven, no alarm, it was inherent
Back when we only needed one remote control
Entire box of Cap'n Crunch inside a giant mixing bowl
Tale Spin, Power Ranger, Darkwing Duck
Never watched the girl shows, no way, those suck
And the ads all stuck, out to make that buck
Still want a Kawasaki Ninja and a Tonka Truck
Not too long with 10 o' clock rolls 'round
Best theme song starts and I hit the ground
Got my head in my hands, hand bones to the elbows
Then I don't hear a peep cause I'm deep into my shows
Taught diversity and it made ya think
Plus it's always so cool when the claws go Shink!
I pretend I got strength and my arms made of metal
Then I toss my little brother baby, Cannonball Special!
Mom and dad can just stay in bed cause
Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does
Hang upside down but then I just bust my head. ow!
I guess when X-men first debuted
it was Halloween morning '92
I was straight blown away by the beat of the song
that Mustin must've cleared for this track am I wrong?
Before puberty brought surprising hairs
I'd sit back and relax in my reclining chair
Rogue was beautiful, Storm was electric
Shaking from the sugar high like an apoplectic
I thought fourth grade wouldn't be so hard
If I just had that hologram Wolverine card,
Spider-man comics and MAD Magazine
Dave Berg, Don Martin, true artists, RIP
I learned a lot from that X-Men show
like how intolerance had to go
Magneto was a jerk, thanks to the Holocaust
Edutainment holler at the hollow boss
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18. |
So Far Gone
04:15
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im lucky as the wheat grass grows, I was blessed with the flows
That could get me all the girlies in the videos
I'm so far gone
That's what I'm talking about
I'm so far gone
Baby so far gone
Up in the air not a plane or a bird
Just the man at the core of the thing you call nerd
And I'm so far gone
Man, this is magic
I'm so far gone
Baby so far gone
I want out this place. Boom! Outer space
Fighting off an army, gotta use a mask to hide the face
Got my plates and ran the digits, then they pull up to the spot
Of course I'll buy some cookies, I'm just glad your not the cops
Hear half of all your say, I bother much to analyze it
Pretty kitten something something something something legalize it!
You sound just like Digg, and I know that you're with Coco
But if you go with Beef we go to PAX, meet Front and JoCo
See you got your nose pressed firm again the glass
Not a fan? You can kiss the fattest part of my ass
Achievement Unlocked, another chump destroyed
Gotta beat, ya got a mic, but buddy boy that ain't a toy
Other rappers are the corn flakes, I'm the prize that waits inside
These people bought a ticket, gotta take em for a ride
Now I'm lifted, King Beef, you can call me sire
Seems like only California loves the thing I desire
Thinking back on every evil thing that I've done
On a suicide run, go back to disk one
Turn off electronics then I'm back to being nothing
I can beat ya up and blast ya and... whatever I'm just fronting
Playstation calls my name, think that I could use a break
On the internet discussing authenticity of cake
Baby each and every day you take a big bite of life
Gotta long road ahead full of gonads and strife
And the lightning! LOLing bout the past
Not ok, but you know that those troubles will not last
Flipping through the channels, peep the bunnies in the grotto
Hit the market, cross your fingers, you and me could win the lotto
Spin the globe and use your pointer to decide our destination
We've been working hard enough, we could use a year vacation
But until that day, you might as well sit back
And we can count up all the ways that we can find to relax
Up, up, and away
Up, up, and away
Live it like you dream it, I got everything thing I need
Packed into a tiny townhouse about to blow on Christmas Eve
Can't a guy just take a little peek inside the stocking
Based upon the weight I think I got the thing that I've been wanting
Rip it and discover that the matrix is now mine
Autobeats survive, you can call me Beefy Prime
Wackacons are back, almost ripping through the seams
Ain't been the same since our heroes transformed into human beings
OMG its up to me, put it in my chest!
Like Optimus and Rodimus and Wheelie now I'm blessed
Headed for success. I cover East and West and Northside
There's another gang rappers that can deal with Southern bad guys
Allies where you at? On the team that you can trust
Excuse me while I resurrect the one and only Airbus
Protecting you is what we do!
On our way to Cybertron, we so far gone yo how bout you?
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Beefy Kennewick, Washington
Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more
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