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shining hero: can't stop twinkling
beam of hope in the darkness, spike the cam, no blinking
and if he wanna get silly he turn around and Pinky
These fashionistas is filthy, the hottest fits in the building
then there's the member of the crew who knows the right thing to do
she's killer with the kero friends are calling her Tsu
On your mark set, bet that it's all jet, this quick step
No sweat you'd better respect the class rep
And if you hassle Uravity, say a prayer for humanity
Coming after em savagely, manga daughter lives happily
There's a kid with a tail and I'm not sure how he got here
Hoping that there's more to him, but yo, so far that's just not clear
know my homie Kaminari known for shooting sparks
but if he's calling down the thunder than he'll lose his smarts
the redhead's gonna riot. test what's capable
When your spirit and your body are both so unbreakable
and you know you should be wary when they rarely speak
cuz you're gonna hear em when they're calling in a wildebeest
I think that Sato won the lotto for his local dentist
reality his enemy's gonna be diabeetus

pop quiz
cool kids
showbiz
don't miss
high stakes
save day
good grades
same thing
flying high above the city see me one day
class of champions, representing 1A


When it comes to Shoji know he'll always be my homie
like he ate a weirder version of the hana hana no mi
And Jiro I can relate to in a big way, plug & play
prolly in a coma when she listens to this mixtape
I respect that Sero really wants to be a hero
After school he's probably working hours at the office depot
and jet black as the night, don't bite what you can't swallow
The darkness always following, come to me DARK SHADOW
And Shoto known to have more baggage here than a bellhop
ice cold, but all the girlies know that he's so hot
16 bubbly, positivitying like non-stop
even though she's gotta battle crime with all her clothes off
And Bakago he be the baddie with a heart of gold
except the gold it had to go because it won't explode
And young Midoriya exactly like me
the overanalyzing hella dorky super MC
rather elite, powerful and quick on his feet
and we ain't covering Mineta cause that's not what we need
and bringing the heat, that's Momo planning out your defeat
victory a fantasy, your only chance is to cheat, sheesh

pop quiz
cool kids
showbiz
don't miss
high stakes
save day
good grades
same thing
flying high above the city see me one day
class of champions, representing 1A

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from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam, released October 27, 2020
Lyrics and Vocals by Beefy
Production, Mixing, Mastering by tanner4105

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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