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Sometimes I like to feel like a bad ass. When this happens, I like for my Nerdy South friends to be involved. I met Hairetsu in Florida when I went to Nerdapalooza, and since then we've been good internet friends. You probably recognize his work from ytcracker's Space Mission where is did fantastic verses with Bryce. I have Hairetsu lined up for another track on my album with Mustin, so stay tuned! Also, you may recognize the hook from a Hot Boyz track. Yeah. I stole that shit. Homage style.

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Ever since Oh-Five you've been trying to survive
With this bull in the china shop, Wrecking shit with Table Top
Dealing with your poppycock, Don't think that you get the plot
Get the whole net then quick reformat
Got good news you can call me Farnsworth
Shit's real bad, but I know it can get worse
Run and tell that to all of your chums
Replaced dice and games for chains and guns
Cause I'm hunting ya down, put you in the ground
Reach into your wallet get a larger amount
No playing around, ya keep running your mouth
Change your address six feet more south
Oh my god and oh my goodness
What just happened? How they do this?
It's a magic trick, can't really explain
Pain hits all the nerves, nerves go to your brain


Nerdy South is an Army, better yet a Navy
So fuck you pay me
Life feels so good when your running the net
You step to the best you get punched in the neck
Nerdy South is an Army, better yet a Navy
So fuck you pay me
Got the hottest production for cats who be frontin
On a kill streak, feel my destruction


Headshot! Always ready for a head start
Crush ya and compact ya till ya really look like one part
Cause dead men don't talk shit on the world wide
Teeth to the curbside, screaming out nerd pride
When your girl is in town, she goes down on this jerk
Level up on her skirt while your ass is at work
Like I'm giving a damn, you even know who I am?
They call me Beef E. Thompson, I'm a gentleman ma'am
Give to the needy, help ladies cross the street
And I always go down once you've gone down on me
In the morning tell ya bounce, I got things to do
Watch ya leave knowing that I left an once in you (eww)
Don't get mad, I learned it from the mighty YT
Get into your psyche, name is Jenny but I call ya Heidi
Passion got a little bit, told ya im a lunatic
Got some videos of me and Billy Fridge prolly make ya sick

hold up nerdysouth ya we run this shit
so don't even question what i've fuckin done in it
imma hacker a rapper a drifter a spammer
dont get in my way cause i will outstand ya

putting it down with the bomb weed
nerdysouth army, you see you can't harm me
im just numbing my mind, with some of the kind
im sittin back hit the mac, havin fun on my grind

and if you fuckin with mine, then you rewind
to a time when i was doin innanet crimes
i'll take your first and last, grab your social and dash
have your credit score screwed, and most of ya cash

so when you fucking with us, ya you fuckin with that
i've come along way yo and i aint bustin a cap
not frontin from me its just the truth and the facts
a gangster motherfucker ya with the root and the hacks

credits

from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Vampire Hunter, released October 29, 2011
beat by tanner4105
Hairetsu is amazing
www.hairetsu.com

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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