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Disconnect [f. ytcracker & The Former Fat Boys]

from Rolling Doubles by Beefy

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The sin of this song is that it's long. But if you're into that kinda thing: awesome! bryce is like a level delta sized egg head sometimes and thug gutter whodie other times. i felt we might relate on this. made a mistake and held a "contest" to be on the track. should have just asked Ben of FFB. didn't think he'd wanna do it. Other people got upset when tanner and I got lazy and didn't make an even-LONGER version of the track. That would have sucked. I blame myself. I'm still learning.

lyrics

D-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t
Baby can’t you see
Without the net yo this mc
Just might go on a killing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect

Morning yornin’, wake on up
Cause I know my inbox all filled up
Grip the mouse, turn on the screen
404 windows looking back at me
Now hmmmm what could this be?
Status: Connected on LAC
But MySpace refuses to load
I pray that it’s just being s-s-slow
Hit the garage, reset the router
Call it a rooter for short time laughter
Then back to my seat I sit
So I can download brand new beats and shit
But no, seems that my life is cursed
And I only have an hour before I have to work
Gotta check out Hipster, Please goddamnit
Coke can, find it, grab it, slam it
Wikipedia entries to edit
And read blogs of peeps that are way more pathetic
But I’m stuck in the stone age now
Mesozoic area, T-Rexs abound
Without those tubes I’m clearly a wimp
Just wanna read comics on Digital Pimp
But the gods of the net are being a bitch
I’m throwing a fit, I refuse to submit dude
What would ytcracker do?
So I take off my pants, take pics in the nude
But how am I gonna post em up in the thread
No Internet? I’d rather be dead
Can’t log onto Skype. Can’t log on to AIM
And did I win my last fantasy football game?
Never been a fan of the disconnect
Charter Cable hates me, I get no respect!

Without the net I’m just some dude
With a condom and spermicidal lube
IRL i’m nobody
Basically my fame is a fantasy
Can’t leave the house, end up in a street fight
Just cause I’m all about the nerd life (word life)
Firefox is just where I belong
Without these the tubes I couldn’t write this song
So Heeeeey! Up for war driving?
Where I’m crying someone’s thriving
Sadly TC is full of hicks
And the people at the wifi spots are dicks
So my fat ass stays at the casa
And sadly moan my fallen master
And smoke another cigarette
And ask why I’m not famous yet
[interlude]
Off the point but I digress
But I’m still a big fan of some exposed breasts
I don’t own porn in a physical form
And there’s not much else to do when Beef is bored
Drop to my knees and I ask for some guidance
What can I do when the net is silenced?
Hardly a prophet, saw no vision
So I just lumbered on down to the kitchen
Watched Entourage and quoted Ari
Then spent good time with Katamari
Called friends who I knew partake
Then I got playstation, and we got baked
Napped after we played some slayer
And woke up several hours later
To my surprise and shock I found
That this piece of shit Internet’s still down!

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from Rolling Doubles, track released August 15, 2008
tanner4105 on the production and the mix

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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