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Tanner and I had played some Among Us together with some homies and it was a blast so Tanner put this beat together and it came out so hard and powerful. I cannot explain it. This track may take your lunch money so be careful.

video at youtu.be/8AeJC5KSKeo

lyrics

You looking sus, you ain't trustworthy like us
follow him see what he does
fill up the bus, make a rush
punch in the code til you feeling a buzz
buddies a must, who can I trust
hoping to split up my guts
mysterious often hilarious
but i'm ready to bust
who is the one among us?


i was with black and with pink i uploaded data right down there in storage
that's when I saw blue and the next thing I knew I saw purple's dead body by orange
now i'm not the one to point fingers and might be at risk stepping on toes
I did all my tasks, I'm just spitting these facts and the enemy red, that's a bit on the nose
but what do we know about brown? what do we know about white?
What do we know about any of yall? hell naw. Green you've been quiet tonight
So what do you think we should do? Obviously I'm all legit in the crew, true
But most of yall failing this interview, honestly it could be every last one of you
try not to get too emotional, personally it hurts me that you're even skeptical
earlier i was in medical, not my fault that i had tasks in electrical
keyboard your banging your over here saying you can't even upload data from storage?
I still think it was orange

You looking sus, you ain't trustworthy like us
follow him see what he does
fill up the bus, make a rush
punch in the code til you feeling a buzz
buddies a must, who can I trust
hoping to split up my guts
mysterious often hilarious
but i'm ready to bust
who is the one among us?

I swear on my mom and on god and on christ that i've never told lies in life
and if you go in with this tripe then our friendship is riding the edge of a knife
boy we getting in it tonight, you making up stories yo isn't it right
blood is boiling I'm ready to fight and I no longer bothering with being polite
I was in Nav stabilizing our course, was in there with cyan i'm sure she'll endorse
took me forever unlocking these doors, I was too busy working to notice the corpse
That doesn't sound shady to me, I was stuck up in Admin just looking at screens
Showcasing my filter cleaning techniques, Recycling leaves and I've got the receipts
tell me what happened to honor?
airlocking me like you're some kind of monster
you need to be seeing a doctor
it's clear now to me that you're off of your rocker
if we doing this let's do it proper
if im a goner you'll make me a martyr
I'm gonna be haunting your roster. Beefy was not the imposter

You looking sus, you ain't trustworthy like us
follow him see what he does
fill up the bus, make a rush
punch in the code til you feeling a buzz
buddies a must, who can I trust
hoping to split up my guts
mysterious often hilarious
but i'm ready to bust
who is the one among us?

credits

from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam, released October 27, 2020
Produced, mixed, mastered by tanner4105
Lyrics and vocals by Beefy

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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