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Fat Boyfriend

from Too Big To Fail, Part One by Beefy

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lyrics

You know those kids that you had made fun back in middle school
It's not about their status, race or just not being cool
It was that bit of blub, you may have called em scrub
Didn't really give em love cause they were into grub
And maybe you went after dudes with better sex appeal
Captain of team with genes that really were ideal
Or maybe you're the type to go for guys who make some art
Who kinda took that starving artist motto straight to heart
Well let me represent for all those guys you couldn't miss
Those who made you laugh but didn't make ya wanna kiss
The guys who couldn't muster up the courage to try to make a pass
Show up every day and get a B in gym class
Never got the invitation underneath a bleacher
Even though we'd treat ya even better than the Mona Lisa
That is to say like keep ya safe cause you're a masterpiece
And help through any struggle with a little bit of elbow grease


TV and the magazines may say that you're not beautiful
Well let me say that with some weight there comes some ridicule
So we can handle that, just put it on my back
And I'll remind you that you're gorgeous because that's a fact

We're not the type to take your loving heart and soul for granted
You make us feel like we're the luckiest guys on the planet
I'm not religious but to treat you wrong would be a sin
And taking photos with me never made you look so thin

Nothing better than when you're sitting close and next to me
And anybody you don't like is now my enemy
And I don't mind a little sacrifice to play my part
May hate to sweat but I am not afraid of working hard

Looking like a second grader when you're putting on my sweater
Baby I don't settle, I just don't think that there's any better
Hope my devotion doesn't make ya feel uncomfortable
But I can't go a day without your face because you're beautiful


Now all my chubby underbearded homies listen here
Nobody owes you anything for being sweet and dear
Not sincere if you just want inside an evening gown
Girls are not misguided if they slide on what you're putting down
Don't be a luddite, benefit from insight
Most of all these girls right ain't looking for a white knight
But if it happens it happens, two hearts exploding like atoms
If she likes dungeons and dragons, put one leg up like the captain

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from Too Big To Fail, Part One, released August 26, 2016
Co-Written by Chandra Moore

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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