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lyrics

What it is fellow kids
Thought it dead but it lives
Call me Beefy I'm greatest in the goddamn biz
Usually watching movies about vigilantes
Known to be your favorite rapper at the hootenanny
With the english muffins filling nook and crannies
Had some homies who got robbed, they shoulda won a grammy
And even though we losing focus
This one's for the children, you don't like it you can blow us
Sitting in the corner for the salty language
See the teacher? He just jealous cause he knows I'm famous
Infiltrated every modern form of media
They tried to kill it but I got a wikipedia
Cut my cameo from Hero Academia
Cause it only took a chapter to defeat em all
I love you very much it ain't a joke
And if you loved me you would hit me with a diet coke

Deja vu
Feel i been here a time or two
Hold the block or run the avenue
Get to feeling like i'm bulletproof
Exit game or continue
Think you know what I am gonna do
Until the day I go and bid adieu
Just know that I am so thankful
Baby how bout you

You gotta work it and work it and work and never stop
And then you work again afterhours to make it hot
Show your work how ya solved it and it would mean a lot
Work again till your stomach turning into knots
Work some more until your coworkers are taking shots
Work until your vision blurry and your seeing dots
Till your naked on the ceiling and they call the cops
Till your blinded and ya fall in love with russian bots
Till they get the camera and you try to floss
Kiss the waiter on the mouth and suckerpunch your boss
And at that point stop working
Cause you've worked too much

Deja vu
Feel i been here a time or two
Hold the block or run the avenue
Get to feeling like i'm bulletproof
Exit game or continue
Think you know what I am gonna do
Until the day I go and bid adieu
Just know that I am so thankful
Baby how bout you

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from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam, released October 27, 2020

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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