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This was one of the first beats I ever made. It is pretty awful, but at the time I just needed something to rap to. I was going to see about using it as a bare bone beat for another producer to basically remix, but the song is so ridiculous I would feel bad if anyone took too much time on it. This is by far one of the dumbest songs I've made.

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Got two in the pink and one in the stink
It's a shocker I'm much grosser than these people probably think
From the kid in 05 who barely used a single curse word
A ------' new album for the ----- and the -----
Put your hands up! Now put em back down.
It's like I cast Imperio every time you hear the Beef sound
Maybe I should take myself a bit more serious
But to keep a stick betwixt my cheeks was way too tedious
Return of the class clown, the fat kid's back
Went away for a minute but it seems I'm back on track
Used to do a million shows, now I only do a little
Seattle in my veins cause I'm hooked on a Space Needle
Like Abrams on my Facebook, I might have lost status
You don't need a necromancer to discover who's baddest
It starts with a B. Ends with a T.
I mean a Y, What I'm trying to say is that it's me


I....
Am...
Your worst nightmare
And your bestest friend

I...
Am..
So damn sexy
If you play pretend

I like me. Bigger shocker than the first verse
When I'm in town I'll steal all of your cookies and your wet nurse
Keep your purse, yeah you can keep your dollars hun
But know for sure that you should use em when my other albums done
This is a preview, like the start of a flick
And like a movie it gets better with some green and a BIC
This hop isn't hip, it's referential and it's brain dead
It's like we made a whole musical genre just for Abed
And our Community is much less pretty
For every Jaylyn Coffin we got fifty more Billy's
And maybe it's the science but I think that I would hit that
Million burning children could be grafted with our back fat
If you don't get it I don't mean to persist
Bizzarro Beefy's MC Lars cause he's single and he's famous
Strive for success till the day that I'm defeated
Love and money, finally got my cake and now I really wanna eat it

credits

from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Vampire Hunter, released October 29, 2011
beat by Beefy. obviously. otherwise it would be good

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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