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hero in the making, and ill show you what i got
i'm todoroki but they call me icyhot
i'll shock the world, with all the power i unlock
ill make sure that this party never ever stop

I was literally built for this
I am an active volcano on everest
seething before i could make salutations
they all hate because i came on in on those recommendations
i'm tired of waiting, don't have the patience
i've been debating if they were mistaken
getting frustrated, i feel like that even my face has been tainted
i'm jaded
ice cold at a boiling point
growing up knowing I disappoint
think I'm OP, they miss the point
Dad's the best? Well I won't anoint
Never because of the things that he did to me
Not to mention what he did to my family
drove my poor mother to take it all out on me
seriously
look at my face all i see a monstrosity
these burns and these scars they're reminding me constantly
of all the things that you've done
they may call you new number one
but you don't get to call your son
now i'm on the run
So I will rely on my right
I'm as stubborn as you and i'll do it for spite
If I'm cold to the bone you know I won't ignite
it's a one sided fight you don't get to be right
this midoriya kid's always bringing the hype
saying i should be best and to give up my pride
saying do what we can to be just like all might
and he's willing to die just to help me decide

hero in the making, and ill show you what i got
i'm todoroki but they call me icyhot
i'll shock the world, with all the power i unlock
ill make sure that this party never ever stop

So now I'm racing out of my shell
now my fire blazing like hell
ain't no phasing me I won't sell
got bakago he raging oh well
but I got distracted now he's going rabid
Don't make it a habit to get so dramatic
I'm happy he lasted
no overreacting we put on a classic
but this ain't festivities
flying through allies to take out these enemies
but now these enemies garner your sympathies
stop all the fantasies, they causing tragedies
I am the hand crusher, I'm cursed
only one of the best cause I put in that work
and maybe Endevor's the ultimate jerk
but I'm going to milk the hell out of his quirk
till I'm in the dirt, I got your back
slip me a text and I'll find where you're at
don't expect me to be the first one with a laugh
but remedial me man how funny is that
Inasa's a pussycat, but what he staring at
both failed tests all because of this maniac
flying through breezes like he was an acrobat
his hatred for me gonna give us a handicap
but back then I acted so cold
and I gotta respect him for being so bold
never gives up, knows when to do what he's told
I acted like dad and that really hit home
that's when it all hit like the weather
not all about power, we gotta do better
with me and my friends in my class at the center
We're going plus ultra, we'll do it together

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from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam, released October 27, 2020

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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