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A couple years ago during the lead up to PAX Prime, it was discovered that there was an invite on craigslist to an orgy for PAX attendees (kotaku.com/5623563/the-pax-nerd-orgy-needs-women - www.joystiq.com/2010/08/26/pax-nerd-orgy-no-longer-accepting-single-male-participants/ ). I thought it was only right to represent for these bold champions and discuss my future PAXXX plans.

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Been planning all year, been saving all week
We're gonna load up the truck and gonna head for the sea
I know who I wanna meet, I know what I wanna see
Ain't my first rodeo, you could say I've prestiged
Driving cross the pass, got my album on blast, and a cooler full of snacks
Maybe when we're done getting barrels of ass
We can take off our masks and maybe check out PAX

PAX is fun... but I came for the orgy (x4)


I gotta buzz for your Lightyear, whisper in your ear
There's a lot of dudes here, and they're drinking all the rootbeer
I can't stand it, putting down the pomegranate
Tell em that I'm trying to take this lady to another planet
And the four eyed stare really throwing my groove
They know that I don't approve, but they just don't wanna move
They wanna see Spartan Helmet Deep Fat Fryer
Put it in a bun while ya sing and I call it Oscar Mayer
Pole to hole ratio is expectedly wack
Are there more chicks in the back? Where's the manager at?
I'd like to file a complaint, but I don't need to stress him
I guess what I am saying is I think I learned a lesson
The people showing up ain't exactly Bayonetta
But they gotta a lot of hair so I guess I'll see ya later
Saw that someone pulled a camera so I'm out with a flash
Found a three day pass, man I'll see ya at PAX

credits

from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Vampire Hunter, released October 29, 2011
beat by tanner4105

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Hailing from the Northwest, Beefy is a massive presence in the nerdcore hip-hop scene. Since 2005, Beefy has been pushing his positive, pop culture influenced message worldwide, beginning with his debut The Whitesican EP. Never afraid to make references to X-Men comic books or video game vixens, Beefy has also found a way to create his own style backed by pop, rock, and hard powered rap production ... more

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