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I'm more than happy to be doing just fine
Content in going slow and taking my time
But he on his way now
Gotta run away now
baby it's a shakedown


Show me what you got. if it's enough then I will let you be
Refuse to let you go down as the laziest in history
Gotta be the most confident ones within this industry
Even when your argument is that nobody's ever heard of me
Bite your tongue cause they love me
They love to shower me with they money
We all popping some of that bubbly
Attractive boys and girls think I'm yummy
But you need to give what they wanting
If they leave you're gonna feel rotten
they forget you it'll be haunting
so you always need to be plotting
but this won't work unless all in it to win it
unless you're gonna raise the future like the illest descendant
strike now while it's hot or else you'd better forget it
if they won't claim the top well then you might as well get it
I'm on that pinnacle
playing switch from my pedestal
but you dragging me down like a tentacle
you beef but act like vegetable
that attitude is terrible
refuse to ever be invisible
best believe that im unforgettable
ya need to be a little more dependable

It's alright. it's ok. I can be understanding
But I can't tolerate this nothingness that you've been planning
I'll do it later, how about I'll do it now?
I could devastate your life and never have to tell you how
But I don't wanna go down that road again
make it easy maybe we can skip the suffering
haters right outside and they'll bustling
they be knocking baby we don't gotta let em in
take the rescue that I'm offering
if you get it all together we be profiting
corners of the map that we'd be covering
but ignore me every day man it's puzzling
dude you created me first
so I'm gonna make you work
brother know that it could be worse
I won't let you go in reverse
Think of all the things that we did
All the followers that you get
European joints that we hit
I'll remind you till we're both dead
Which will creep up sooner than we hope it would
So go out with a bang instead of fearing your misunderstood
Chronicle your life but embellish it to make it good
Make it weird enough they'll tell our story out in Hollywood

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from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam, released October 27, 2020
Lyrics and Vocals by Beefy
Production, Mixing, Mastering by tanner4105

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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