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it's all the rage, this chrome tip plating
Re-fabricate, i'm still upgrading
Contaminate they will not phase me
end of the day, im so amazing

I swear to god I'm here for super shiny metal
Try so hard to battle urges like I'm fightin with the devil
They say that I'm a gadget nerd but this is on another level
Rather plug into my heart instead of write it with a pencil
Techno-logic sales prevail throughout my internet
but technically I fail to mail out all my ill intent
Presently I scale wholesale at about 10 percent
Basically they wail big fail but haven't yet
But what if I did? Didn't stay motivated
love to be overrated
maybe ya slept on the kid, saying that maybe ya did
blame it on being hated, baby I'm calculated, don't forget
I am the cybernetic elite
I'm too excited to sleep, I paid a sizable fee
Slyly living the dream, my second name is extreme
sing when I'm on the scene, until I'm taking a knee


it's all the rage, this chrome tip plating
Re-fabricate, i'm still upgrading
Contaminate they will not phase me
end of the day, im so amazing


Engines calibrated about 28V
Combustibles be raging at a thousand degrees
The competition shaking asking "how many Gs?"
Unplug me from the wall and freakin hand me the keys
Seen enough, put the fuel and soda both in a cup
Give regards to my employers peeling out in a truck
the rules is disregarded so I'm showing em up
it's like I'm loaded up with lawyers and I'm coming for Trump
But I think we always knew it would come to this
Blame me if ya want to but I like to be an optimist
Imagine being free of all machines but just the opposite
Doctors they be profiting from money I'm depositing
the marketing for microchips is nothing to be sneezing at
Humanity is torn away but I'm just not believing that
Honestly I born to be as sturdy as a Cadillac
Orderly there's more to be, but show me where them wires at

it's all the rage, this chrome tip plating
Re-fabricate, i'm still upgrading
Contaminate they will not phase me
end of the day, im so amazing

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from The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam, released October 27, 2020
Lyrics & Vocals by Beefy
Production, Mixing, Mastering by tanner4105

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Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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