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black clouds are swirling ever above me black
blood in my veins I feared that no one would love me
taken a path but I don't know where I'm going
sick of the presence like paranormal annoying
I ain't a ghost hunter for shit
They showing up then I quit
Lickidy how I spit
ain't getting pa id for all this
but monsters swarming the borders
got jagged bones and they molars
studded spikes on their shoulders
and growing more like it's mordor
Won't depress ya with their presence in the seven deeps
Or the aliens that give your children cavities
Fighting for Valhalla only takes a little elbow grease
If you don't know I do my job consider it a masterpiece
Anatomy's of casualties you'd find in God of War
donnie darko got the metaphors for all the cellar doors
The lytch king isn't circling the man on the street
Hate me cause he knows I'm killing everything

got swords
so many damn swords
so many great swords
So many swords, I've got ribbons and awards
got swords
so man damn swords
too many damn swords
when the swords come aboard better hide all your chords
keyblades, lightsabers in a cluster
Rep swords of Omens, of Truth and a Buster
and ya know i got
and ya know i swing
ya ya know we brought
and I always bring

Type-1 swing machine like in Halo
got a Beam glowing green hang with Solo
Carry bout a dozen all the time call me Cloudo
On the real all of my steel comes from Hanzo
Since I's a kid couldn't figure it out
Always identifying with Mike, like how Leo loads out
Sting'll give a ring when there's evil about
believe that Needle get to work before you let out a shout
i hear that Souls is getting darker but I do it the hardest
got My blade of evil's bane always sealing up the darkness
Could have swore I saw excalibur when I was in the Tardis
Ran into a knight picking a fight, no legs and he was armless
Hard to say that I don't have an impressive collection
My Ice and Fire series has a mighty fine selection
Blackfyre, Heartsbane, Ice and Dark Sister
Lightbringer, Longclaw, Dawn and Oathkeeper


from Too Big To Fail: Part 2, released August 26, 2019
Vocals and Lyrics by Beefy
Produced, Mix, and Mastered by tanner4105
Guitars by Sean "Ailsean" Stone of The Grammar Club


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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef is also a founding member of the nerd music super group The Grammar Club. ... more

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