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Table Top [Tanner4105 Remix]

from Rolling Doubles by Beefy

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tanner did a remix of his own track. Me and my local friends did a live rock version to close out their set. I miss doing it with them. We smashed a guitar hero guitar on stage at a battle of the bands gig. It fuckin' rocked!

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Saturday night I’m bringing skills here at the table top
So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop
I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan
Hand me a twenty sided die and I’ll show you who is the man

Back up with a soda pop
Rolling doubles all night and I’m feeling hot
See that I’m getting outta jail free
Hitting duce 5s yo that’s my free parking
Feeling pretty dopehat know I’m winning all these games tonight
Collect 20 bucks from everybody who’s feeling good alright
Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen
I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet
My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists
Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn’t exist

I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin
Think I’m getting all the good treasure? That’s a great assumption
Back down with the power glove
For once we’re gonna show this table love
Turn the TV off and grab some dice
This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night
Nobody’s trading with Beefy when we play SOC
I tell em that I’ve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip
3am but I don’t care my friend yo it’s time for conflict

Never been a fan of Scrabble
Words or birds or psychobabble
Thanks to the net I can beat friends in Portland and Seattle
We need three days for some RISK
Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists
But I sit back I don’t get pissed
I’ll win cause I’m an optimist
Game of Life? Don’t waste my time
I’d rather go back home and rhyme
I came here for games and friends
I wipe the smudge up off my lens
Then I stand up on my seat
Dispense this knowledge I decree
That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives

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from Rolling Doubles, track released August 15, 2008
tanner4105 on the production and the mix

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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