Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat
I'm from the northwest, but I’m bringing the heat
You can call me Beef

Tbyte hits you all with spirit
Beefy hits the rest with lyrics
Wrapped around nothing specific
I’m not great dude, I’m terrific
Yo I’ve been here before
In the 509 I’m causing wars
206 I hit the blitz
Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix, ha
Straight nerdcore rap machine
Running shit like Commander Keen
Call me up if your eighteen
I’m only mean without caffeine
So when I get my fix
I’ll send yall down the river styx
Tell Charon I said hi
Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply
So get him while you can
Boyfriend? Baby leave that man
Shouldn’t be a hard decision
You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision
Now we can figure out
All the silly things we’ll joke about
yo I’ve got skill and I’ve got power
badass just like MC Router
Beefy’s got a killer flow
Tell me something I don’t know
Router’s known to pop the glock
While Beefy’s playing Bioshock
Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now
That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW!

Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat
I'm from the northwest, but I’m bringing the heat
You can call me Beef
Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat
I'm from the northwest, but I’m bringing the heat
You can call me Beef

Beefy makes your brain explode
Unbeatable like Battletoads
Empty out that Tattoo bottle
Then adventure like Full Throttle
Sour like lemonade
Just need two coins for this arcade
spend all day on MvC
The sequel, homeslice, naturally
I don’t know what I found
But I know that I hold it down
Nerdcore might be what ya call it
Can’t get enough like an alcoholic
I hear them cry and plea
I can’t stop singing Play With Me
Table Top’s stuck in my head
We love Beefy from A to Zed
What can I say
With just one hook I’ll make your day
Just one verse I can make your year
Like Killface I will destroy your ear
Not with teeth, with my sound
My magic is world renowned
And with every site I visit
I make each domain so exquisite
Other rappers whisper curses
But still begging me for verses
All powerful like Zeus
Like Xander Crews dude I yell Boosh!
Ladies like feel on my wuubs
And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs
I’m a spaz just like JD
And narcotic too like Dr. Reed

Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat
I'm from the northwest, but I’m bringing the heat
You can call me Beef
Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat
I'm from the northwest, but I’m bringing the heat
You can call me Beef