The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Check Your Local Listings

by Beefy

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Dexter 02:12
I'm doing science, so stay out of my lab. Yeah. Plastic's everywhere, there's never a path, and Splatter analyisies, understand the properties Fighting for what's right and regreting all the casualties The things I've seen would make a lesser man flip Story got a little gory, I was just a little kid Didn't really wanna shorty, I just need to see a drip And my daddy he would scold me if my ego ever trip But I seem to believe in a thing called justice Family on the force since the days of horse and muskets Taught me how to find em, more important than that He taught me how to feed the demon without fading to black He taught me everything I needed to do to get through Fight crime, blend in like the good men do That means keeping up appearences, it feels so complex Like I could ever find a woman who's not hungry for sex But tonight is the night, gonna add to my collection Evil doers everywhere I'm teaching you a lesson Find you, gonna bind you, and I'm gonna get inside you Cause just because I'm like you doesn't really mean I'm like you I'm doing science, so stay out of my lab. Yeah. Plastic's everywhere, there's never a path, and Splatter analyisies, understand the properties Fighting for what's right and regreting all the casualties I put my brother on ice like his namesake And added cuts like it's a vetran DJ's mixtape I live my life by a code, but it's shacky Have a baby with a lady but not even she could ever save me And in the end, I couldn't save her Now everyday I call my sis and ask for favors And if you even see my name up in the paper Know that I was only trying to make the world a little better
Bangin' 03:11
So basically I do whatever I what Whenever I want, however I want, whenever I want The industry can't get the best of me Cause I know it doesn't take a lot to make an mp3 I find a beat and then I note it, write some lyrics and record it I don't bother with a master cause the matter's rather sorted Find a topic and explore it then move on to the next Then tomorrow you'll forget it at the speed of the net, it Don't take much to make my Mick spill ink And my setup lot more simple than you probably think You'd be shocked by how some talent can make up for your recording If your boring don't jolted if your homies all just call it corny They call and ask how can they be like me They say they wanna rap and flow so nicely It's write it and record it then repeat and repeat And it is you vs. the beat and you never retreat It makes me giggle when ya think that I'm pro I'm not snobby, just a hobby but I love it for sure And maybe I'm a little better than somebody you appreciate And if it helps you out then you can point out that I'm overweight Felt like the man when I told ya I was Whitesican I got heat like an unattended frying pan Made a plan to expand, hear my name in Japan And find a girly showing off more underwear than a Quail Man Funny how reality can be so brash Well you can have it if you want it but you can't just ask You gotta claw and you grab and no you can't hold back On the road for 12 hours for an opening act, yeah Rap is art, baby can I get a witness? They ask ya why you do it, tell em none of your business Nuttin that the public loving more than a mystery But personally I'd do my thing if nobody was listening And I've upgraded from my days as a pest When only good for 16 and always needing a guest But now I could go on and on, filling up the catalog And storing more fucks than a Kevin Smith monologue I don't give one, bow down to the big one Let barista fashionistas claim another victim The internet keep praising dormant nerd who is amazing Cause they know my cheat codes and hot flow, they be -banging- Your marketing is spendy, I can doodle my own cover art My soldiers in the street, loving beef, know to play a part I'll be a sidekick to anyone who's needing a verse Of the peeps who rap for free ya know that you could do worse Cheesing like a Packer, snap a neck like chiropractor Is it cray to be a rapper if you ain't kicked a single backer Dangle from the ceiling, hang on every word I’m saying Keep it pro and never playing, everyday you know I am banging.
Dan Nation 01:29
I Want Ya 02:44


Welcome back to the continuing adventures of yours truly. For the first time ever, we have an AoBT EP with a theme. I like shows. I feel influenced by the pop-culture of my past, present, and future. From the budding love life between childhood rivals to fan service towards my favorite sports show. The mind of a serial killer to the mind of a lazy guy addicted to instant streaming. We’re covering all of the important, hard hitting topics here, people. In a time where the world and our country are in civil unrest, it’s important to know that you can count on a fat kid with a Netflix account can take 2 years to put out a 6 song EP about bullshit. You are very welcome, America.

This album is totally free. If you’re new to the whole bandcamp thing, you can enter $0.00 for any pay-what-you-like album. Play it in your room, in your car, school dance, bar mitzvah, pirate radio station, podcast, vidcast, somekindofothercast, whatever. I'm honored that you would choose to spend valuable bandwidth on my musics. Thank you very much!


released June 27, 2013

Ruining My Life produced by Dakota
Dexter produced by Womack
Football Head produced by Pl4y4h
Bangin' produced by Curtiss King
Dan Nation produced by c64 or Dual Core
I Want Ya produced by J-Man


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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef is also a founding member of the nerd music super group The Grammar Club. ... more

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