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BBEG

from Super Relatable by Beefy

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Hahaha you fools
The humble merchant that you thought you knew was but a ruse
It is I, Lithanduroth
And the final damnation is here

You got a party? that's funny
Like you been invited to any
Of infinite numbers you're counting to 20
With all your mercenary work irregular as a leap year
Without me I don't even think you people would be here
I'm just cruising the counties and causing collapsings of fortunes
And I'm leveling cities, suppressing opponents endorphins
And I'm slaughtering heroes and processing dozens of orphans
Convinced you of my unimportance, it's such a performance
Could you would you ever believe that it could be me
NPC you met at level 3
That was secretly a wizard that could look in your dreams
a million HP
The BBEG
Who's just weighing down with counterspells while all of y'all brainstorm yo
Taking out your dwarf and half-orc with a claymore
If ya think I ain't the main event that all of you came for
I'm 7 feet tall, 13 in my dragon form

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
Big
Bad
Big bad evil

I'm always dressed to the 9s, but AC always much higher
Charisma that you can't admit you admire
And if you say I'm hard to look at know they'll call you a liar yo
Baby I'll make sure your body don't just burn with desire
Also with fire
Please understand your only seeing the worst of me, there's an
Entire kingdom that all basically worship me
And yo really do you seriously wanna take away their deity
Surrender to me peacefully
I promise I'll go easily, and
That ain't an offer I can promise in the future
Please don't try to be some hero with some asinine maneuvers
You know there's only one result if all y'all itching to fight
And your friends don't wanna see your pretty head on a spike
Am I right
On second thought that's sounding good to me
Barricade the doors
What a lovely opportunity, now
There's this little ritual to open up my paradise
And to get the portal up we're gonna need a little sacrifice

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
Big
Bad
Big bad evil

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Master plan is oh so simple
Blood and guts just wet that whistle
Split whole damn armies right down the middle
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Master plan is oh so simple
Blood and guts just wet that whistle
Split whole damn armies right down the middle
And I'm loving it
Demon familiar and I summon it
Got potions by the gallons
I got elixirs I guzzle it
My armor made by ancients and you don't really want none of it
My power they can conjure the sources of realms and elements
And my backstory and reasons have gone through a lot of change
The GM at the time I think they's going through a phase
My background they really haven't thought a lot about these day
Seriously, am i just a casserole of cliches
Damn

I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
When you look upon me you can tell I got no equal, people
I'm big, I'm bad, I'm evil
Go round get lethal, it's all illegal
Resist it's feeble and I won't go peaceful
Big
Bad
Big bad evil

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from Super Relatable, released August 19, 2022
Written and recorded by Beefy
Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by tanner4105

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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