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SWERVE!

THIS TRACK ISN'T ABOUT WRESTLING AT ALL!

BOOOOooOOoOOM! GOT EM!

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Well welcome dear

Please check out our menu here

You can go anywhere that you want within this list and we won't interfere

But venture past these guidelines, well let's just say there's landmines

Of course No non-partner airlines, not to mention all the banned sites

Promised we wouldn't change it buuuuuut, we like the cash

So what if all sites aren't as fast. And your games always crash

And you would not believe the amount that you're paying for the service now

And you can't leave, we made it so we're the only game in town

Stockholders and investors always need to be protected

Giving you the runaround, your systems probably just infected

Please, a utility?

Might as well give it to these folks for free

Clear it up if you still can't see

We're only here to make money

That's just the facts

Not pulling one, don't wear a mask

You voted for the people who done gave us so much power dude

We have your info for sale

Technically, we own your email

Keep our word and never fail

That's a fairy tale



Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

You're just living in the horror

It's a new world order

Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

We're just living in the horror

It's a new world order



But you can trust

We won't break the rules unless me must

Price and plans they may adjust

Until our bottom line is more robust

Stick to the script, no antitrust

Just like our lobbyist all discussed

Pay a lot of money to keep yall hushed

Pay the senators so they won't say much

FCC yeah we paid those clowns

So much money that we can't shut down

Got it figured out but we won't say how

Another helicopter for the launchpad now

Game match, bust another kneecap

Do yall need a recap?

tug up on the bootstrap

manufacture feedback,

freedom gonna kidnap

customers are meatbags, and im gonna goddamn tweet that

You don't know this business

Far as we're concerned you're all statistics

Think the net works from spells and mystics

Lemmings have similar characteristics

Yall whine and cry

But still paying me for what I provide

Buy everything just to liquify

Until I'm the richest man alive

And that's the goal

Keep your virtue, I'll keep the gold

Keep morality, I'll keep control

Another 2Mil you can keep my soul

The USAs for sale

And good luck going back to mail

So big I don't hide the trail

Safe to say I should be in jail



Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

You're just living in the horror

It's a new world order

Never gonna backtrack

Creating all the feedback

We're just living in the horror

It's a new world order

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from Too Big To Fail: Part 2, released August 26, 2019
Vocals and Lyrics by Beefy
Produced, Mix, and Mastered by tanner4105

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Beefy Kennewick, Washington

Beefy is a grizzled young vet of nerdcore hip-hop, having been providing thrust inducing jams since 2005. Based near a decommissioned nuclear production complex in the Pacific Northwest, Beefy’s meta-powers took shape in the form of dope rhymes, fun flows, and he can glow in the dark. Beef can be found on Patreon making new tracks every month with producer and beat sommelier tanner4105. ... more

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